Purple,Ponchos and...JAM!
"At last!Home sweet ho-"Claire started.She rushed over to the door that had interrupted her.When she opened it,Jamie was standing there.
"Um..hi?"
"Sorry."
"About what?"
"Your hand."
"How did you know?"
"My dog told me."
"Er..what?"
"That was sarcasm.Gina asked me about it."
"Gina talks to you?"
"Yes,we talk often."
"Wow,never saw that coming."
"Bye."
"See ya."she closed the door then opened it again realizing she still had to take care of her animals.Jamie turned around and looked at her weirdly.
"Animals."she explained.He nodded and continued on his way.
"Wow,Gina and Jamie friends?I wonder what she asked.Jamie,did your dog bite Claire's hand?That would be a great conversation.I really never saw that coming though.Maybe they'll start dating.What if they do and he's all Gina talks about?Awkward.I know I'd have to leave.I wouldn't listen to that.Not because I don't like to hear about him from someone else or anything just because I don't like him.Well,actually I wouldn't like to hear about him from other girls 'cause I don't need to know anything else about him.He is my enemy.So why am I thinking about him?Why am I saying everything out loud?Why is the sky blue?Why is the grass green?Why are my eyes brown?"she pondered.She heard giggling and turned around and saw something orange in a bush.She stood in front of it her hands on her hips.Ann stood up revealing her hiding spot.She had tears rolling down her cheeks.
"Hah!That was funny!Do you always talk to yourself like that?I didn't know you liked Jamie!But that was a really pointless thing to talk about."she managed through her laughing.Claire stood there glaring at her.After about twenty more minutes Ann wiped the tears away and held her sides.
"Why did you do that?You killed my sides,thanks."she complained.Claire continued to glare at her.When they finally got to her barn,Ann decided she was going to tell Jamie that Claire liked him.
"Ann!I don't like him though."she protested.
"Then why were you thinking and talking about him?"she teased.She stuck her tongue out at Claire and ran away.Claire groaned and milked,brushed,sheered,and rid her horse,cow and sheep.After this she trudged to the chicken coop.
Meanwhile...
"Hey Jamie."Ann said hopping over the fence.He returned her greeting with an emotionless stare.Ann didn't see what her friend saw in him.
"What's up?"
"Nothing."
"Do you like anyone in the village?"
"No."
"Ok..do you like Claire?"she asked happily.He gave her a very icy stare.
"I wouldn't save her from the burning pits of hell if that's what you mean."he replied.Ann's eyes widened and she backed away slowly.But then she remembered Claire's cute little crush and decided not to give up.Yet atleast.
"So you don't like her one little teensy weensy bit?"
"No."
"Come on.You have to like her a little bit."
"No I don't."
"But everyone likes Claire."
"I don't."
Ann sighed and leaned against the stake trying to think of ways to get him to admit he liked Claire back.So far,nothing was coming to her.She needed Nina.Nina had good match making skills.Ann smiled and bolted while Jamie watched her like she was an alien.
"Claire has weird friends."
Ann knocked on the door of Spring farm.
"Come in."a bubbly voice sang out.Ann did as she was told and barged in smiling happily.Nina looked baffled as to why Ann,an inventor,would want anything to do with this kind of store.
"Nina,I need your help."she declared.Nina was hesitant.Whenever Ann asked someone for help,the person didn't look so good afterwards.
"Er..with what?"
"I need you to help me get Jamie set up with Claire."she said.Nina smiled.This was where she came in handy.Match making.She nodded and the inventor and the match maker trotted off to Jamie farm.
"Hello Jamie."Nina said smiling politely.Jamie rolled his eyes.Some people just didn't know when to quit.Even if he had feelings for Claire,which he didn't,he would never tell her friends.
"Hello."he said.
"Would you mind answering some questions?"asked the pink head.He looked at the girls questioningly.They both smiled in return.
"Uhh.."
"Great!Ok,what's your favourite colour?"
"Gray."
"Next."
"Black."
"Next."
"..Blue."
"Next."
"Red."
"Next."
"Uh..green."
"Wow!You and Claire have sooo much in common!"she smiled.Jamie rubbed his temple in annoyance.
"Ok,what's your favourite thing about farming?"
"Umm..the animals."
"Next."
"The food."
"Next."
"The money."
"Wow!Another thing in common!Holy,it's like you guys are soulmates!"she laughed.Jamie rolled his eyes.He was really getting sick of this girl.
"What's your favourite food?"
"Jam."
"Next."
"..Food?"
"Oh my gosh!Claire likes food too!You guys HAVE to hook up sometime!"
"Could you just leave?"he asked.
"Just one more question.What's your favourite animal?"
"Dog."
"Next."
"Cow."
"Next."
"Sheep."
"Next."
"Chicken."
"Next."
"Horse."
"Next."
"Pig."
"Next."
"Mountain lion."
"Next."
"..Jaguar."
"Next."
"Ok if you're expecting me to say cat I-"he was cut off by Nina squealing happily.
"You are Claire's perfect match!It's weird that you like green,money,food,and cats!I never would've thought of you as a cat liking person.What a strange coincidence huh Ann?"she asked turning to Ann.Ann nodded then rolled her eyes when Nina wasn't looking.
"But I d-"once again,he was interrupted by Nina.
"I know,I know.I'm sorry for judging you as a person who doesn't like cats.I'm such a silly girl.Well,see you later Jamie!"she said happily.Her and Ann waved goodbye as Jamie thanked the Goddess for getting rid of them.
The two girls walked into Claire's house to find her sitting on the couch,watching T.V. and eating cake.
"Guess what!?Jamie is completely compatible with you!He likes all your favourite things!"Nina squealed.Claire looked at her puzzled.
"Jamie likes cats?"she asked.Nina nodded enthusiastically while Ann shook her head.She decided to trust Ann's judgement on this one.
"So,you should ask him out one time.Oh my gosh!How about tonight!?"Nina asked.Claire shook her head while Ann laughed into her hand but Nina was already off in Fantasyland thinking of Jamie and Claire's perfect date.
"Oh come on Claire!It'll be perfect!You can talk about cats and..food!"she declared.Claire dropped her head into her hands.She really needed some new friends.
Like it?Hate it?Review and tell me!: )I'm very excited to write this series because it's going to be so much fun!!GAH!I can't wait!Maybe I'll write another chapter or two,or five,or the rest!MUHAHAHA!ok..no.lol can't finish them all tonight!My Goddess I'd be pretty skilled to be able to do that but they'd be about ten words : P I'll try to write a chapter for every bachelor which means I'll be writing...umm...let me think here..just a sec...TEN!Not including this one because I already wrote it(duh)so..I hope I won't get bored of it :S if I do I will continue anyways unless no at all is reading it then it'd be pointless to continue.So R&R thanks!