The convenient Cackles survival guide.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the fabulous characters; they all belong to the amazing Jill Murphy.
This was just for a bit of fun and randomness hope you enjoy it.
My dear readers,
This guide is designed to help you along with your difficult mission of surviving at cackles. I have written this from my personal catastrophic experience of being there and yes, I did survive, so just follow the rules featured in this guide and you should have a safe (ish) stay.
Warning: The Blue Moon Fairy will not take responsibility for any trouble that may be caused and if you get into any difficult situations you are on your own. Have a safe trip and of course good luck (you'll need it)
Let's start at the beginning shall we? The first rule is the most and I repeat most, important rule you will ever come across at this academy!
Rule 1:
Never go near Amelia's cake!
Believe me, I know this! Although Amelia is not a violent lady, she will see fit to go to extreme lengths to ensure the safety of her cakes. Should you see a crème bun laying in an unusual place around the school, do not make the same mistake that a certain Fairy did, of thinking that it had been forgotten about or is unwanted, it is hidden my dears and you will get a fork through your hand should you attempt to devour it. Amelia hides her cakes from a certain staff member who is strictly anti-cake, read this remember this, it could one day save your hand.
BEWARE THE CHEESE CAKE!!
Whatever you do: if you see a cheese cake, back away slowly. Should the plate containing the slice of cheesecake decide to follow you and somehow magically jump into your hand followed by a fork jumping into the other, then forcing you to take a bite, do not use this as your excuse to give to Amelia trust The Blue Moon Fairy when she says "not a good idea!" I know through bitter experience that she will not view this as a plausible excuse and trust me; being continuously zapped IS NOT FUN!!!
If this rule has helped you to survive please do review, I should like to know who is still amongst the living, if not then I offer you my condolences. Live long!!
BMF out....