This is the result of an RP a friend of mine and I did! It's the first time I've RP'd smut ;) please r&r!
Icey Dicks and Horny Perdition
"Hey Dean, did you get the files-" Edward quickly silences the hunter "Shh, Sammy boy, no time" Edward mouths at Sam's clavicle and he moans loudly "B-but won't dean hear us?" "Isn't it more fun that way though?" The diamond Adonis crooned, trailing his glittering fingertips down toward the man-moose's pelvic antler before gripping it tight and raising it from horny perdition. "Omg, babe, I need ur weeping cock inside me…!" Sam bellowed at the top of his lungs His moosecock was beginning to pulsate wildy. He needed the undead's D He bellowed out loudly, his voice carrying across the entire boreal forest. Edward sensed Sam's need for vitamin unDead and turned the hunter over roughly before ripping his own trousers away to reveal a massive shaft of icey arousal. He pulled away Sam's pants before circling his poopshoot and thrusting in as deep as an angel's blade inside of a demon's body. Edward tugged on the Jack the Ripper of penises that belonged to the man below him as he jacked him off. Sam carefully recited his favourite lines from Brokeback Mountain- he was new to this. He'd need all the help he could get.
Suddenly, Dean slams the door open. Edward spins around, icedick still inside Sam's rump. "Dean, I'm so sor-"
Dean interrupts him by spinning his cock like helicopter blades. Edward is mesmerized- he starts pounding into Sam to the beat dean has set. And then from no where a deep, manly voice that could only belong to Castiel let out a single utterance at the beautiful sight of three men in a pornocupia of homosexual delight: "Tee hee."