DoctorNerdist (Chris Hardwick Becomes the Doctor)
"Its 11:59 and 59 seconds and with me tonight are Kevin Hart, Daniel Tosh and Will Ferrell.", says Chris Hardwick, host of midnight. Instead of the usual clapping however, it is a cheer of tremendous strength from the audience. Chris yells, "ITS ONLY WILL FERRELL YOU DON'T NEED TO GET THAT EXCITED!" For when he turns around to start the show, it isn't the scheduled guests, but rather the TARDIS with that unmistakable sound that nobody is able to pronounce. And out of the TARDIS comes David Tennant, Matt Smith and Christopher Eccleston, but not as themselves, but rather as the characters they played on the BBC show 'Doctor Who". What was weird, however, was the fact that the TARDIS was still making noises and was on fire. At that point, the audience froze. Chris was shocked and check the clock. It still read 11:59 and 59 seconds. The three Doctor go up to him and say, "The Daleks and Cybermen have joined forces to take over the Internet and the whole world is in jeopardy!" Then a strange voice appears on Chris' tablet. It showed a Dalek face and yelled "EXTRACT, EXTRACT!" They told Chris, "They are trying to steal everything off of the Internet and use it against us." and they continued "You are the expert on the Interwebs and you could help us." Then, the trio touches Chris Hardwick simultaneously and he is sent into his tablet. He looks at himself and sees that he has a fez, bowtie, 3D glasses and his ears and nose had gotten slightly bigger. He had become The Doctor. He was now in the web. Armed with his Sonic Screwdriver, he was to charge the Daleks and Cybermen head on. In the distance he heard, "THE EXPERIMENT HAS BEEN INFILTRATED! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!" The Daleks had found him and attacked Chris. He used the Sonic Screwdriver to deflect and it managed to summon up cat pictures that absorbed the blasts from the Daleks' rays. Then, the Daleks had disappeared. He saw his Amazon app had a new notification. He journeyed into the Amazon app and saw that Daleks in a cat background were for sale and had horrible reviews. He cheesily thought to himself "I can use that next show." Then, the Cybermen showed up. They shot and hit him. He was thinking this is the end, but then, he woke up. He was in bed 3 hours before showtime. THAT'S RIGHT HARDWICK, YOU WILL NEVER BE THE DOCTOR!