CHAPTER 1: YUKAIR'S EVIL PLANE

medicine melancholy was playin in here field of flowers of poison and then she heard from her bff marylin satangod that there was a monster that was burning all the flowers everywhere

meidcine is the protector of the flowers so she had to be stopiing them from destroying all the flowers. so she borrowed marylins powerful magical power(becausemeidcine is actually superweakand had no powers and she has to get her powers from marylins)and she made alot of poison but the monster was YUKAIR! medicine said OMG and she ran away because she knewthat yuakri was the most powerul touhou ever. and tghen yuakri said I am destoryed all the youkai befcause I am the queen of ensokyo and all the other youkai and stupid and i need to kill them all because then i will get all the power and be able to destroy everything! maryline then said NO I WILL STOP YOU BECAUE I AM THE OPPOSITE OFMEDIECNE AND I REALLY LIKE EVERYTHING AND IM NOT EVIL so marylin threw her magic at yuakir and made her umbrella become completely on fire! (marylin has the most powerful fire magic ever and it can pburn everything) yuakir ran away into the air really fast because she liked her umbrealla a lot and she needed to go fix it from tbruning

I WILL BE BACK MARYLIN AND I WILL KILL YOU!

OH MARYLIN said medicine and she cryed tears made out of poison WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF SHE KILLS YOU? marylin sasid that I will not let you die becuae you are my best friends and we have known eachotehr for a hundred billion years and we are best friends! OH MARYLIN SAID mediciene and she cryed a lot all over everywhere. marylin let mediceine cry on her huge boobies and it was really hot and sexy but it was cute too. We have to stop her from killing everybody medsincein, you have to help me too with your poison! said marylin and then marylin kissed medicine and medicine blushed kawaii and cute!

MEANWHILE IN THE SCARLET DEVIL HAUNTED MANSIONS:

remilia was sipping some rtea made out of blood but it wasn't gross and it tasted like real tea too. she crossed her long sexy model legs and tapped her long sexy nails on the sexy table that her blood tea was on. Sakuya! screamed the remilia I sense a distrubance in the power of the scarlate moon.../. sakuyat appread with her magic and she was really there the whole time but you didnt know because she was use time magic. I sense the disturbance too my mistress... agrred sakutae. sakutya was wearing a blood red dress that was died with real blood and she was nsaked except for a bloody apron and she also had on socks that had black and red stripes and she lookined like she was from hot topic and she looked really sexy because she has big boobies. I know that yukari is probably using her eveil magic to ruin everything because yukair is really eveil because she told me yesterday that she was goonna kill everyone yestreday said remilia. I know said sakuya i was there but you didn't know that becuse i used my time magic to hear the converstaion and i was there the whole time. HOW DARE YOU! slapped remilia is sakutaiyas face. I am so srory master i only do this because i care about yourt safety and i am secretly in love with you! cried skuaya and she cried all sexy and she was blushing so kawaii. That's not good enough said remilai and she started to havbe sex on her when flandre walked in and saw them and said OMG! falndre was wearing a blood red dress like sakutya and it was covered in real blood and her wings were the sixze of bowling pins and they were super scary and big and her hari was blond and glittering like in the sunlight from the scarleate moon(but not like twilight because it was the moon and flandre can't go in the sun because she will burtn like a REAL VAMPIRE)FLANDRE ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK! screamd remilia as she pulled her pants back on and stomped sexing sakuya. I AHTE YOU BIG SISTER, YOU KNOW I LOVE SAKUTA YOU ARE EVIL! and flandre flewint o the air and broke a giant whoe in teh celijng and flew out of the hole! OH NO! screamedc sakuyat! I HOPE SHE DOESNT JOIN SIDES WITH YUAKRIA DN DESTORY GENSOKYO! if that's the case said remillia we may have to use the ultimate magic... Bring me pathcoulis...

MEANWHLE IN THE FOREST OF MAGIC(WARNING THIS PART IS SEXY!):

marisa and alice were making about and it was really hot and alice was nasked and marisa was nasked too but she still had her hat on! OMG MARISA YOU ARE SO SEXY! screamed alice while they maked out. I know said marisa and they maked out more. Just when they were abotu to have sex on weachtoehr, there was a knock on the door. marisa opened it and it was REIMU but she was DEAD! Marisa help me... marylin turned me into... A ZOMBVIE! screamed remiu. OMG said alice and she ran over and picked up reimu because she fell over because she was a zombie. What do we do marisa? yelled alice. Don't worry said marisa, i have an potion that tunrs people back to normal no matter what happens to them. So she gave it to reimu and ashe wasn't a zombie anymore, but she has to wear an eyepatch now to cover her red eye fileld with the evil energy maruylin put into her to make her into a zombie. why did marylin turn you into a zombie? said marisa. because they said yukair turned evil and that meant i was evil to obecause i was her girlfirend and that i had to die in order to stop me said reimu. i don't understand! said alice yukari is so prety and hse's super nice to us and she would never be eveil because she's a good person i know that because we used to date and she was my best friend too! said alice. OMG said marisa why did you not tell me that you date yukari? I will tell you later said alice right now we need to find out the truth about this incident and stop marulin from killing everone because hse thinks yukair is evil. but how can we stop marylin? said reimu she is the most powerful youkai ever and her fire of death can burn evertything! don't worry said marisa.

WE HAVE THE POWER OF LOVE! and they all joined hands in a circle and drew and smiley face and their hands like in the first epidsode of yugioh!