Blackstar walked into Ocelot Revolver's house because he's in that dimension or whatever fuck you just skip to the song it's what you came for, and he was like "Hey Ocelot I bet you'll hate me if I ruin Snake Eater for you." But then Ocelot was like "Dude, bro, you ruin that shit for me, bro, I'll wreck you. That ass though." So Blackstar got all uppity like a bitch and was like, "Well then boy I guess I gotta teach you. I guess I got to sing the Snake Eater song but put in elements of Soul Eater because I am from that anime. Soul Eater. The anime I am from. It would be a parody of the song Snake Eater, from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, except with Soul Eater being said rather than Snake Eater. Do you comprehend. Do I need to spell this out for you. Do I have to make the Christmas lights on my goddamn house blink in such a way that it says the sentence I am saying now. It is a parody. You get that?" Then Ocelot was like "Aight," and died.
"Onto the song I guess then fuck off with this badly implemented narrative chain used as a vindictive and indirect reply to someone I don't know."
This is rad...
With the blood dripping from the moon at night…
This is rad...
I'm searching until he jumps out of you
With the madness in my heart
But he's just so cool!
I'd give my title
Not for honor, but to make a death scythe! [Soul Eater]
There can only be one
Competition, it's how I run to you! [Soul Eater]
But I'm still dreaming…
Soul Eater!
Someday you go to a dance
And someday, you eat raw fish
This habit, Maka thinks it's gross
But you only like hot girls!
I'd give my title
Not for honor, but to be a death scythe! [Soul Eater]
There can only be one
Competition, it's how I run to you! [Soul Eater]
But I'm still dreaming…
Soul Eater!
But I'm still dreaming…
Soul Eater!
[Soul Eater]