The Amazing, Astonishing, Incredible, Life-Threatening, Spontaneous, Romantic, Tear-Jerking Adventures of Ana Fuwikanimasunekia Smith!

I do not own the fandoms of Eureka, National Treasure, Digimon, The Nightmare on Elm Street, Death Note, Shrek, Legend of Zelda, or Lord of the Rings.

I own the character Ana Fuwikanimasunekia Smith and all other original characters and ideas!!

X-over of Eureka, National Treasure, Digimon, The Nightmare on Elm Street, Death Note, Shrek, Legend of Zelda, and Lord of the Rings.

This fic contains OFC, OMC, M/F, M/M, rape, noncon, mpreg, M/F/M, F/F/F, M/M/M, M/M/F, F/F/M, swearing and harsh languages and adult situations! (more to come).

Summary: Her past can be summed up in one word: Tragic. Filled wit abuse and rape she has over come all obstacles because of her brother, Leonitis. All hope was lost when he died in a school explosion by mixxing vinegar and baking soda. He was at school to stufy acrobats and gunman to hire. His life long goal, ever since he was 5, was to be a dolphin trainer dispatched in the far east of the 14, she became the worlds best duelist and the accomplished catching all of the Pokemon before Ash Ketchem. Even til this day he's till held that same grduge against her and swore to avenge Gary because of his suicide when she accidentally ran over his Eevee with a stolen moped. Her best friends are Samwise Gamjee and Princess Zelda. She first met Sam after she ran away from home at age 4 to live with her uncle Shrek. Sam had been with his other friend Frodo, lost in hte swamp. This is when her magical abillities bloomed, and soon she was sent to Hogwarts. Three years later she met the Princess when she was on a mission from the Hokage, and Zelda had been a prisoner of Akatsuuki, because of her morphing abilities. Now she is the most popular girl at school, Tesla.

Btw she has a Death Note.

BE GENTILE, FIRST FIC!!!!!!!!!

I'm bringing sexy back;

them other boys don't know how to act.

I think it's special, what's behind your back?

so turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." -Edvard Munch

Dirty babe, you see these shackles;

baby I'm your slave.

I'll let you whip me if I misbehave;

it's just that no one makes me feel this way.

- Justin Timberlake singing Sexy Back

CHAPTER 1 - The Awakening of Terriblr Terror

Ana Fuwikanimanunekia Smith wike with a start. Her breathing slow as she took in deep breaths. The sound of laughter and the scraping of me tal still rang deep in her mind.

"omfg" Ana Fuwikanimasunekia Smith cried out. She had to get ready for Tesla he school. Right now she was living with the Sheriff and his daughter Zoe.

"Ana Fuwikanimasunekia Smith, I have detected an increase of your heart rate and I am wondering if you are alright??" SARAH asked in computerized concern.

"Yes, i'm fine!" she cried out cheerily. ^_^ "lol."

"Lol." SARAH replied back. and then made Ana breakfast.

AFS ate breakfast, it was a good breakfast. She admired the Sheriffs good lookcs. (A/N: yea he is that hot!!)

"K Zo let's get to school!" AFS got into the car.

"K"

One more day before you go

We'll stay up late for one more show

Grab the keys

We're going out

We're leaving home

And we won't come back again

We're friends till the end

We'll take on the world

We just don't care at all!

- Simple Plan singing Crash and Burn

"This is a kool song!" Zoe shouted extremely loudly out loud at AFS as they speed 110 mph down the road.

They arrived t the school. They gracefully stepped out of the car as the most popular boy in the school approached them.

"Hey." He said huskily. Zo almost fainted next to her.

"What a loser...." AFS muttered, dragging Zoe towards the school.

"Hey! I can change!" They hear yelling from behind them.

Suddenly, Seymour appears.

Seymour suddenly strted to sing........

Lift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face, clean as the mornin'
I know things were bad, but now they're okay...........

Suddenly Seymour is standin' beside you
You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour is here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend!!!!!!

And then AFS belted out.........

Nobody ever treated me kindly............
Daddy left early
Mama was poor
I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly
He'd snap his fingers
Me, I'd say "sure."

Suddenly Seymour is standin' beside me
He don't give me orders
He don't condescend
Suddenly Seymour is here to provide me
Sweet understanding
Seymour's my friend...............

Seymour couldnt hlp it he had tears in his eyes.

Tell me this feelin'll last till forever
Tell me the bad times are clean washed away.........!

AFS had tears as well.

Please understand that it's still strange and fright'nin'
For losers like I've been it's so hard to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly Seymour,
He purified me
Suddenly Seymour
He showed me I can
Learn how to be more
The girl that's inside me
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
Seymour's my man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They started singing together with everyoee in the lunchrooom.

Suddenly Seymour,
He purified you
Suddenly Seymour
Yes, you can
Learn how to be more
The girl that's inside you
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
Seymour's your man!!!

She couldnt kiss Seymore she loved somone else.

Suddenly, it was lunch time.

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface........

Ana took a bite from her sandwich n then chewed it thoughfuly.

Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in......

She let out a sigh, sometimes life got you down an the past peaks through.

Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced
there's just too much pressure to take
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real............

Leo..........................

(A/N: I LOVE THIS SONG!! o___o! lol omg 1 time i rly heard this song in the carr!!!1 it was the prefect moment.)

"Zoe SARAH makes the best sandwiches I love them I wish I could have more They are so good."

"Yes." Zoe ate a bag of chips. "We're r you're best friends Sam Gamjee the hobbit & Princess Zelda??"

"Oh yeah Sam is living w/ Frodo so they can practice magics and Zelda is missioning with Link aka Hero of Time to save the Castle."

"K"

AFS looked up & saw Nathan Stark leader of GD giving her a look sadangerness. He allways did that. It made a tear fall down her cheek.

"WHAT's wrong??" Zoe asked in computerized concern.

"nothing"

The walk back to class was agonzing for AFS. They entered their 5th period class, Biology and took their apropriate seats.

"POP QUIZ!" the teacher Ms. Zavier, beamed. He passed out the test after a collective groaning from teh class.

"AOW HELL!" AFS groaned.

"Relax, dude. You're like, the smartest kid here!" Zoe encouraged her.

"gtg band pratice."

"What?" Zoe asked.

"Miss SMith. Please refrain from thinking such thoughts." Professor Xavier said, grasping his head in disgust.

"--sorry." AFS muttered. She turne to Zoe, and gave a mock annoyed look.

"BEGIN the test!"

AFS groaned.

"A+! HELZ YEUAH!" AFS beamed. The professor had graded all of their tests in record speed, and already handed them all back before the hour had ended. Btw it was a 9 page quiz.

"U r sooooo smart Ana Fuwikanimasunekia Smith!" The hole class cheered in unisons.

Zoe growled she always had to be 2nd best next to Ana.

Last period, her independant stufy with Fargo, was almost over. She huffed as Fargo was trying to talk to her.

"You're consenting to be experimented on?" He asked.

She rolled her eyes. "Duh." She nearly yelled at him.

"That's cool....." Fargo said.

Just than, AFS face started heating up in annoyance. The pressure in her face was so much, and she let our a fart.

"Did you just--?"

"BETTER out than in! my uncle always says, anyways." AFS let out a nervous chuckle.

"Y-Your uncle?"

"Shrek!"

"Riiiiight......."

"Fargo!" Dr. Stark yelled as he entered the room. "GO HElp your bf Zane set things up! NOW!!!!1"

"Sir yes sir."

When AFS looked up, Dr. Stark was giving her a look.

"wtf?" She axed him. "y do you do taht??"

"Do WHAT??" hhe asked painfully, eyes clenched painfully."

"sorry for bringing it up sir."

"it is okay what is that godawful smell btw??

"I-- Fargo let one rip!"

"omg wut? EW GROSS!!!" Stark stuck out out his tonge. "Anyway let's get down to business."

"SURE thing i hope it works."

"meet your partner in the experiment, Jennifer i hope you two get along." Stark smiled. "okay you two get into place for today we re studying the CONSCIOUSNESS!"

AFS noticed that Jennifer was very plain looking.

"Lets BEGIN!!!" He shouted. "LIGHTS! BWAHAHAHAHA." He laughed evily.

"Stark?" AFS steppe back in fear. She noticed that the weird girl, Jenifer, loooked very confused.

"How did i get here?" Jennifer had muttered. She pushed her glasses up on her face and squinted to see.

"I SMALL BACON!!1!" Brian Griffon shouted bursting through the door, Sniffing around frantically.

"Someone PLEASE Restrain HIM!" Stark yelled, he faced palmed in annoyance. Bryan was throw into a cage and dismissed from the scene. "I don't get paid enough for this..." Sstark muttered.

Two chairs were wheeled into the room, by none other than Batman and Superman.

"Now. Since you both consente--"

"What?! I never--" Jennifer was protested but was cut off and gagged than strapped to one of the chairs.

"--do this expirement. Let's begin. Anna Fuwikanimasunekia Smith?" He gestured for her to take a seat. She was strapped gently to the chair.

"Now. You may feel a slight.......... pinch." He gave her a look.

Jennifers cries of protest were being heard through her gag, muffled sounds of course.

Stark gave out another evil laugh than....... He flipped the giant switch.

"--" Jennifer screamed loudly in pain. "--HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Will someone shut her up?!" Stark yelled as lights flashed behind him.

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?" Jeenifer said. She gasped gasped for airs! "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUGH!"

"Shut UP!" Batman ran up and punched her in the stomach. Meanwhile Superman showed up with.......... kittylitter!

"Open wide, bitch." He poured the litter down her open mouth that was screaming in agonizzing pain.

Ana sat quietly in her chair, barely feeling a thing, though a lone tear cascaded down her rosy cheek.

Stark ran over at at brakeneck speed to tenderly wipe the tear away from her perfect rosy cheek.

"Thank yous.............................."

Stark gave her a knowing look, and walked away.

(A/N: ----- = ennifer.)

Jennifers enfernal screams of pain had ceased. She was thought to be dead. So they chucked her.

In reality, the experiment has succeeded. Jennifers subsconsciousnes now laid in the back of AFS mind.

What's going on?

"OMG! LIEK AFS, ARE U OKAY?!" Fargo yelled, coming the room.

"Leo? Wheres Leo?" She asked, softly.

Stark approoched her hesitantly. "Leonitis........ died. Years ago!" He said solemly.

"Fargo, babe, calm down." Zane appeared.

"K"

"!" AFS screamed passionately screamed.

She is so loud..!

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" T_T "LEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Every rushedd over.............

"PLAESE DON'T CRY!" Stark weeped & Batman & Superman embraced in sadness b/c they were sad.

"It is okay i remember now, though sadness fills me greatly............."

Stark gives her a hug.

"I WANT AN APPLE!!!" Ryuk yelled.

What the fuck?!

A/N: I hope everypne likes this! I must've spent at least......... oh gosh! Hours an Hours on thea first chapter! I just love Ryuk, I had to throw him in at the end!

What will happen next?

Will Stark revel his secret?

How on earth is jessica going to cope with these unfortonate turn of events?!

Will Batman fall in love?

and why is Peter Pan angry?!

Until next time!