Me: hi everybody I have some special guests to play a fun game of truth or dare today we have eren, armin, levi, mikasa,Jean, and Marco from attack on titan, Ed, Al, winry, mustang, envy, and Hughes from fullmetal alchemist, and then from black butler ciel, alois, sebastian p, Claude, Lizzy, grell
Edward: why the hell am I here and who are they *points at people on the other side of the room*
Me: your here to play truth or dare if you weren't listening to my announcement
Edward: why I have better things to do then play a little game.
Me: * walks to the refrigerator that suddenly appears in the corner opening revealing milk* quit complaining
Edward: *scowls at the milk*
Me: now that we know why we're here can we begin-
Edward: I'll ask again who are they
Me: oh yeah I forgot *goes through everyone by full name* why'd I invite Claude and alois again, oh yeah I want them to be turtured *laughs manically causing the whole room to step back*
Here are our first dares:
Edward put Neko eed on and sit on Sebastian's lap for the rest of the game
Ciel you have to talk to alois (I'm so sorry ciel)
Levi sit in my room for two hours
Here are some truths
Envy is it true you have a secret love for Edward elric?
Grell you get to sit on Sebastian's lap for the rest of the game
Levi is it true that you have a major crush on eren
Ciel: whose writing these truths and dares
Me: *snickers*
Ciel: why'd I even ask
Me: what it's not my fault I'm a big yaoi fangirl especially the ship roy x Edward
Edward and roy look at each other
Edward: HES COCKY, STUBORN, ANNOYING, AND UGLY OF COURSE I DONT LIKE HIM
me: the only part wrong in that statement is the the "ugly" part ?
Roy: at least I'm not a short hot tempered, twit
Me: ok guys cut it out
Edward: WHO YOU CALLEN SO SHORT YOU CANT SEE HIM BEHIND A GARIN OF RICE
Ciel: he didn't say any of that
Me: *slides over to ciel* he does this a lot just don't call him short
Ciel: ok
Me: time to start, ok first dare, Ed go in the closet there's an outfit in there put it on and come back out
Edward: *slowly and cautiously walks to the door* and then screams when he sees the outfit
Me: *random cat appears in lap out of no where strokes it softly* this should be very interesting * laughs maniacally*
Edward: *comes out in kitty costume*
Me: *crazy fangirl mode on* oh my god Ed your so cute *attacks edward wit hugs and kisses*
Envy: ha pipsqueek your dressed as a Neko and a crazy fan girls attacking you I'm enjoying this game so far * takes pics with phone which he has*
Me: now sebastian he has to sit on your lap
Edward: *scoffs*
Sebastian: ok
Edward: *climbs onto Sebastian's lap meowing*
Ciel: *stares at his demon butler petting a boy dressed as a neko*
Me: Ciel I'm so sorry for this dare I'm just so sorry I know this will be hard for you but you have to *gasp* talk to alois
Ciel: *face freezes and slowly becomes paler*
Me: *runs over hugging him* I'm not happy bout it either but it's for entertainment
Alois: yeah ciel lets go *drags ciel out of the room*
Me: don't rape him, or I'll kill you
Claude: I'm sorry I can't have people threatening young lord
Me: shut up Claude rot in hell where you belong
Me: next dare
Levi: what am I doing again
Me: my room now
Levi: no way creepy fan girl
Me: all you have to do is sit in my room for ten minutes
Levi: should be easy enough *follows me upstairs to my room*
Me: *opens the door* watch out for the rats * closes and locks the door* hearing screams
Eren: what is in there
Me: you don't wanna know
Eren: kinda do
Me: fine, a years worth of frozen meal dinners a few random wires an d12 feet of cloths
Levi: the pain
Me*chuckles*
Eren: p,ease don't make me do one like that
Me: you'll have to see
Eren: oh god
Levi: what is that thing it looks like what the heck
Me: oh yeah there's also a few you x levi drawings on my wall
Levi: no no eew no no this is just no
Me: aww it's been five minutes already
Eren/ why can't you leave hi. In there for longer
Me: he'll die
Eren: oh
Me: opens door
Levi: *comes out pale* I am traumatized
Me: the bathrooms down the hall please use it I don't feel like cleaning
Levi: yeah I've noticed based on how that room looks how do you sleep
Me: it's a complicated process that I don't have time for *majically appears downstairs*
Ciel: *sulking in the corner*
Me: what happened ciel
Ciel: he was talking
Me: aww I knew that that was to strong stupid me, well it's ok don't worry he'll be dead soon antways
Ciel *wipes tears away* really yay
Me: now for truths envy do you and if you lie I can tell because now. Can magically read your mind
Envy: that's impossible
Me: oh yeah well at least I'm not thinking about how 'hot' Ed looks in that kitty outfit well I am but ya know I'm a crazy fan girl
Envy: no I hate the runt
Me: yeah right your mind says different
Envy: blushes
Me: so I guess you can join the love edward Elric club
Envy: really what do you do
Me: read fan fic about you x Ed
Envy: ok
Me: *skips off with envy*