Sometimes…
"She's dead! Dead!"
Life crumples before you
"C'mon, Allie!"
"But I don't wanna!"
"Suit yourself, party poo-"
"Massie!"
Other times…
"Ohmygod! You are soooo pretty!"
"Really? You think so?"
"Given!"
It comes back to life before your eyes
"Thank-"
"Not."
But it really doesn't matter
"You pinky-swore!"
"And that means nothing to guys. Besides, I'm a guy. Girls aren't the only ones who have needs! I have needs!"
"Needs to feel up that girl? In front of me?"
Not when you're alone
"I hate you."
"C'mon, don't be like that!"
"Like what? A bitch?"
"No! A…"
"Like a what?"
"A…"
"We're done."
We all need somebody…
"Bastard."
"Bitch."
"But that's why you love me."
"In what way?"
"…"
At one point or another
"I'm Kristen Gregory."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Massie Block."
Starring Massie Block
"Duh! Who wouldn't?"
"…Everybody."
Josh Hotz
"Red Sox suck, big time!"
"Nuh-uh, red socks are awesome!"
"Are you serious? They suck!"
Kristen Gregory
"Beckham rules!"
"Gregory, no matter how smart you are, for the last time: there's no such thing as Beck Ham! Unless it's ham that goes to your beck and call. What does that mean, anyway? Besides, ham makes you fat."
Derrick Harrington
"She is so hot."
"I'm leaving."
"What the hell did I say?"
Claire Lyons
"Massie, this is like… unhealthy."
"What about your obsession?"
"At least I'm dating him!"
Cam Fisher
"You're such a dumbfuck."
"So are you!"
"Stop saying that!"
"Why don't you?"
"Stop."
"Why don't you?"
and Alicia Rivera
"How much did you pay for them?"
"Dios! They're real!"
"Yeah, right… seriously, how much? And where?"
"They're real! Oh, hi Joshy!"
Actually, Amazingly, Sadly
October 2008