Author's Note: I am telling my version of the reason why Ratchet and Wheeljack don't get along (Besides the fact that Jackie loves to get on Doc Bot's nerves just because it's funny). I hope you all enjoy ;) Also, I know this isn't very funny I am just maybe starting some chapters on my version on the 'bots history (very big maybe)

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers: Prime

"Finally. Some peace and quiet," said Raf as he sat down to do some calming math homework at the Autobot base. It was Friday, and the kids had just gotten done with school for the week. As he was just finishing his homework, and sitting down for a quiet read, Raf was startled by a shout from the medical bay. "Wheeljack, you fragging failed processor I am going to take you apart and sell you as scrap metal!"

Raf ran into the med bay and found Ratchet beating Wheeljack over the head with his wrench. Jackie was trying desperately to get away, but was failing. Arcee was laughing so hard lubricant was rolling down her faceplate. "Ahh! Arcee help me!" Wheeljack was pinned down under Ratchet's knee spike.

"That will teach you to mess with my tools!" yelled Ratchet. Raf glanced over at Ratchet's work bench, where he saw a smoking piece of metal, probably part of one of Ratchet's tools. "Serves you right!" said Ratchet. Just then, Wheeljack hit Ratchet's foot, and scrambled out of the med bay as fast as he could. Ratchet grumbled and went about fixing his tool.

"Hey, um, Ratchet?" Raf asked. "Mhm," was all he got back. "Well, I was wondering...how come you and Wheeljack don't ever get along?" Ratchet stopped, and turned toward Raf. "Well, that's a long story. I don't have time to tell you right now. Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Aw come on Ratchet!" said Arcee. "You're always busy. Take a break." Ratchet sighed, then sat down. "All right. It was right after the war started. I was working at the makeshift hospital there, when Wheeljack came in. He had just finished a job with the Wreckers, so he was pretty beat up. I got him patched up all right but thinking back on it, maybe I shouldn't have fixed him up that well."

"When he was well enough to stand, but not leave, he followed me everywhere. He told my boss, Red Alert, that I liked her, then he broke one of my medical instruments while I was preforming a delicate operation. I barely saved the patient, but Wheeljack didn't even care. So, every chance I got, I pulled pranks on him. He did the same to me. Then, he left the hospital, and went back to his Wrecker business."

"Wow, so you guys knew each other before now?" asked Raf. "Sadly, yes," replied Ratchet. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I actually have work to do."

There was silence for a minute, then Miko said, "So did you like her?"

"No! Of course not! Don't be so immature." Miko still thought she saw the slightest hint of blue on his faceplate. "Uh huh. Yeah, whatever. See ya, Doc." Ratchet was growling at her like a feral animal the whole time she was walking out of the room.

"Kids," he huffed. When his back was turned, Wheeljack snuck into the room, with a paint grenade (complements of Miko). He pulled out the trigger, set the timer, then stealthily placed it on Ratchet's work bench. He then ran for his life to get to safety before it blew.

Five minutes later...

"Wheeljack you fragging piece of scrap I am going to kill you!"