Woot-Ima-Fish: ENJOY! Boredom has over come!!!!!!
Yeah.. this is what happens when Emmett trys to have a
heart to heart conversation with Renesmee.
Lilacstime:….a family heart to heart and this is what we
come up with!? We're MAD I tell you MAD!
Do you get it?
When everybody is out on a hunting trip and Emmett is left alone to babysit Renesmee, he watches the TV with a bored expression, as Renesmee reads a book in silence.
Bored with flicking through the channels he gives Renesmee a side way glance.
She looks back, he looks away, she looks away, he looks back, she looks back and holds his stare.
"what?" she cleary states with a irrated look in her eyes.
"I was just thinking back to some funny memories I have of you mom and dad" He chuckles.
"Yeah?" she put down her book, now interested.
"I take it you want to hear?" He asks raising his eyebrows. "Well.. you better not say anything to them, or im dead meat"
She nods and looks at him pointedly, "Well go on..."
Emmett puts his feet up on the coffee table (something Rosaile would never ever let him do) "You know how many houses me and your aunt knocked down?"
"Yes..." she collects her thoughts, "45 wasn't it?"
Emmett nods, a little shocked, he had told her that when she was three! "But do..you..ah..know how?"
Renesmee looks at him in wonder, "no... are you going to tell me? Or was it just a very pointless question for you to ask me?" Emmett looked at Renesmee considering if she was old enough yet, after all she was only seven.. no mater how old she looked.. she was only seven.
"Err.. hmm.. I don't know if you mom and dad would like me to"
Renesmee looked at him with one eyebrow raised "Do I look bothered, their not here are they?" Emmett did see the point in her words, but he thought more into it "Yes they are not here, but your dad is a mind reader" She also saw point he had. "So your just not going to tell me.." She folded her arms across her chest. "Fine then, just carry on"
Emmett sighed. "I wish I could..sort of.. But anyway you know your mom and dad never managed to knock even one down" She looked at him as if to say right, ok and I need to know this why. "So Yeah that cottage you live in is the very first house they have ever had" He laughed with a big mighty roar.
She raised her eyebrows and sighed not getting his silly im-mature joke, lifting her book back up to read again.
Just then Jacob ran past with absolutley nothing on.. Renesmee dropped her book, her mouth open wide.
Woot-Ima-Fish: I lurve the ending..
Oooo naked Jacob.. Oh right sorry I was in
dream land... Ooo naked Jacob!!!!! Oh wait your still here..Ome
Lilacstime: I loved the ending!
Why?
Because it was the ending!
Lol nah....mmmm dreamy Jacob!
Do you suppose he was changing into a werewolf?
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