"OMG! Edwards gone missing!"
Bella ran into her house, finding no one there. A little worried, she checked every room on the way out the door again.
" Like, where could Edward be?" She wondered.
Then as she turned around to the sound of an eight cylinder car, she saw Edward.
" Like, OMG!!" she cried.
Decked out in all the latest fashion and driving some really awesome car( with the bass turned up so loud she could feel it in her stomach.)
Ever since she had told Edward quote " I like, totally wished that you were like, so much more like, human." Unquote Edward had gone all out.
He choked down normal food; tried to sleep like normal people; and even tried to stop drinking blood. But to the last part, no avail.
"Where the freak have you like, been Edward?!" She screamed at him.
"Baby… I been out pickin' up chicks in ma ride, so chill."
" So like, what you've been like, cheating on me!?"
" No way baby! The chicks are for your friend Mike. He and me went cruzin' for chicks in Seattle."
"WHAT!!"
" Chill Baby! They were just for your friend Mike, I didn't touch a single one."
"I'm like, not mad at you for that."
"…"
"I'm mad that you went to Seattle and didn't take me to like, the mall!"