A/N: Hi, guys!

First of all… this is my first fanfic ever and as you can see, English isn't my first language, so sorry for all the mistakes that you'll find! I'll get better at this soon!

Second… there's no magic in this story. However, Emma is the sheriff and Regina is the Storybrooke's mayor. No magic, no curse but I promise… there will be fun, much fun!

See you soon for the next chapter and you know… feel free to leave your opinion!

Chapter 1 – There was Mary Virgin Margaret party!

It was a day like the others. The sun was shining outside the window, the wind blowing through the leaves. The birds were singing and Emma was sleeping.

Yesterday's night was something... but today everything was supposed to be back to normal. She was dreaming. Her dreams had apple scent ... oh god, she needed sleep. That party killed her and she knew that the hangover was something so mathematical like 2 plus 2 equals 4.

The wind continued to blow, throwing a brunch against the window, the strong sound wake the blond. The effort to open her eyes... geez... was almost inhuman! Slowly her eyes tried to open but the light just difficult things. She tried to move but something stopped her. Something like... an arm?! And then she felt the strange flavor that was in her mouth… that is familiar… hum like apples and… WAIT! No... oh god no... no no no... It can't be! I'm at home, in my bed. I'm going to close my eyes and when they open up everything is going to be normal. Emma closed her eyes. The hope was the last to die, right? Took a deep breath and 1...2...3...

Her eyes were wide and then she just panicked. Oh god... this is not my house, not my room, not my bed, I feel naked…and I'm certain that I have an arm wrapped around me... what have I done?! Well... it's time to find out. Very very slowly she looked to her left side, her eyes opened to a way that she didn't even knew it was possible. She closed them again abruptly. This is a hallucination that tequila did this! It's just a dream. Ok... let's try again... when she looked again, the same brown hair continued to tickle her shoulder and the same arm was wrapped around her waist. Then the reality slammed her like the heaviest hammer...

Oh fucking god... I just fucked my boss!

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Emma had 2 options... leave and deal with the whole situation later or just stay and deal with... she truly doesn't knew what. However she knew she just knew that both of the options were able to fuel the wrath of Regina Mills. This is the death of me... but I'm so young to die! I need to know how we've got here. Hmmm... Ruby! She has to know!

The young women gently took away Regina's arm. The brunette didn't like and tried to fight back, trying to wrap her arm again, never opening her eyes. She was completely knocked out. She simply was lost in dreamland. But Emma tried again and this time she succeeded. She looked at the woman lying so quietly, so serene, so peacefully, so... beautiful. She was in a deep sleep and she was... smiling?!

Emma smiled too. Who knew that that badass woman could be so cute sometimes, so fluffy even? (Even if she was dead to the world around her).From that perspective she doesn't look so dangerous. For the first time Emma looked at her with no urge to kill her... that's a new... that's a start. Most of the times that the mayor was with Emma was to talk about the late delivery of the paper work or just to drive Emma crazy, so yes… most of the times Emma wanted to kill that pain in the ass; sassy; mean; beautiful; amazing , sexy woman!

She grabbed her phone and dialed the number of her best friend that was the first option in case of emergency. And this, my friends... this was an emergency. The phone called, and called again. Nothing. Then Emma saw the light! She and Ruby had a code. In case of emergency, every type of emergency (a robbery; accident; flood; earthquake; tornado or imminent death) they should text S.O.S and the other had to respond like yesterday! This is an emergency, right...? Right!

Seconds later the phone rang and the response was fast. She quickly and quietly exits the room and stopped in the corridor, leaning at the wall and rubbing her temple in expectation of some relief.

"Rubes! I'm so screwed! I'm so fucked!" Realization hit her... The probability of the meaning of the statement be literal was huge. Wooww... this is... just is… this is amazingly fucked up shit.

"What happened? I was busy! Is the doomsday arrived or something?! It's the house catching fire or what? Wait..." The concern turned into something else and the blonde couldn't quite comprehend in what but she had a feeling... a feeling that said that something was wrong… so, so wrong... The brunette continued "probably the bed caught fire..."

"What?!" Emma's voice was higher than she expected. She knew that Ruby knew something that she didn't know. "What do you know?! .Now!" Silence on the other side of the line and then something like the childish giggle. "Tell me why am on a bed that isn't mine but most of all... why did I wake up on a bed that isn't mine with a naked Regina Mills by my side!"

"I knew it! I knew you both were dying to get laid... to lose yourselves on each other's arms... to drowning yourselves on the ocean of love... I knew... I recognize the language of love, baby… i…"

"Please stop! I got the message! Now... I need your help. I need to know what happened. All I have is a blur in my brain a headache and my boss fucking naked in bed.

"It's a long, long story, Em..."

The blonde went to the room were a bare brunette was still sleeping. Ok, I think I have time until she wakes.

"So start talking while she is sleeping."

"Right... well... It all started with vodka and truth or dare."

"What?! Are we like seventeen or what?!" Asked a very confuse Emma. Really?! Truth or dare? Why on Earth were we playing truth or dare on Mary Margaret's birthday party? We're talking about Mary Virgin Margaret…

"Well... I think I'm going to sleep a little more... that party killed me!" Answered Ruby teasingly, she knew that Emma was way lost. Somehow that was funny! Ruby was having a good time. It's so good when you know something that someone should know but simply doesn't have a clue… And that was the case. Ruby smiled internally. God, that party was so worth the alcohol abstinence! She was the party type of girl. She liked the dancing, the drinking… she purely loved the meaning of partying but she could feel the tension in the air, the tension between her best friend and the brunette, so she decided that this time she was not drinking and she was going to enjoy the show instead.

"No!" She heard from the other side of the line. "Just tell me, please."

She had to help her friend. What were friends for? And maybe by telling everything she was going to be able to help Em open her eyes and see what were just in front of her. The blonde was an intelligent woman, which was proven fact. However when it came to feelings, emotions and things like that… the woman was blind and deaf. The other people could see everything like from miles away but her?! Geez… she couldn't see a thing even if was written all over the other person forehead in bright, neon words! Ruby just had to do something about that.

"Soooo... don't interrupt me woman!"

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They talked about 30 minutes. 30 fucking long minutes and Emma was truly shocked about the way things went the other night.

"I did WHAT?! And you let me? Were you out of your mind? I'm a sheriff! I'm a figure of authority you can't just let me dance on top of tables!"

"You needed that! You're so happy, so wild and free! Later I'll show you the video. It's A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.! You did a thing with your hips, man, you have to teach me! And relax; you were at your house with your friend. You're safe with us. We were in a safe, circle."

"And why in this sacred Earth was Regina at that party?"

A noise came from the room. The moment of truth arrived. Immediately the blonde's hand start to shake and she could feel the sweat that formed in her temple. Time to face the beast! What was she supposed to do; to say? Ever she didn't understand what had happened. Ruby told her things but she was still processing the information that was a ton of information and her brain was trying to wake up. But for certain she knew more than the mayor, what means that she should talk to her and truth being told… she had interesting things to say, things that she just found out.

"Rubes, I think she woke up… I've got to go. Talk to you later and trust me girl… WE WILL TALK!"

"Of course we will! If you survive, that is…" And that said, Ruby hang up.

Well, it's time! Only the brave ones can survive her wrath and I'm the bravest! Emma stopped, took 3 deep breaths and started to walk in direction to the mayor's room. The door was still a few inches open and she could see that the woman was in bed. Maybe it was false alarm. The sheriff entered the room and approached the bed. Regina was sleeping and smiling. Emma was relieved. She had more time to think things straight.

A smile invaded her lips while she was looking to the brunette in front of her. But her smile disappeared in a fraction of seconds! Regina who was smiling and dreaming and totally dead to life opened her eyes and her smile broke; her eyebrow rose to her hairline and her brown eyes were wide open.

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

Emma panicked more than before. She was scared, like scared scared! That woman wasn't the fluffy woman anymore! Regina tried to sit on her bed until realizing that she was bare, just dressed with the suit that God gave her. At the realization she blushed and when she noticed that Emma was practically naked she just knew. OH, MY GOD! I fucked the police… officer!

"Miss Swan, you have 5 minutes to explain why are you wearing only my blouse and why in the hell are you in my room, or I swear I'm going to kill you even if it is the last thing I do!"

Ok… I admit… I was wrong, maybe I'm not the bravest. But I know things; madam mayor and those things will blow your mind and rock your world! In a bold gesture, Emma sat in the bed with a knowing smile on her face. "Well, madam mayor, all have an explanation…"

"You have now 4 minutes…"

"All started with vodka and truth or dare…"

"What?! I don't play that kind of games! Particularly because we're not teenagers! Well… you're case is debatable but I don't do such childish things!"

"Just let me talk woman! And believe me… you don't know what you're capable of." Said Emma with a devilish smile.