Road Trip Humor. Dedicated to , apparently the only person who thought that this was funny. You can thank her. (And by 'thank' I mean 'blame' :D.) ((This is the 10 baby, because I liked that idea better))

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"And that's why we're going to Weapon X." Kitty finished explaining, standing at the front of the jet like a flight attendant. "Any questions?"

Logan, Kurt, and Deadpool raised their hands.

"Alright, Kur-." Kitty pointed at Kurt, who was frantically waving his arm around in the air.

"Are we there yet?" Deadpool cut in.

"I had a question first!" Wolverine moaned.

"She called on me!" Kurt fumed.

"You'll all have your chances to ask your questions-." Kitty started to say, but was distracted. "Ororo! Get control over your hair, it looks like it's attacking Bobby! Scott! Put away the GameBoy!"

"Aw man!" Scott groaned.

"Deadpool!" Kitty snapped, attention returning to the other side of the jet as Deadpool crawled over Kurt's chair and hovered his hand a half a centimeter away from Logan's face yelling 'I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!' "Get back in your seat!"

There was a cracking sound from the back of the jet.

"No, no, no!" Kitty shouted. "By 'put away' I did not mean 'break', Scott!"

"But it's mine!" Scott whined as Kitty plucked the Gameboy out of his hands.

"And now it's mine." Kitty snipped. "You can have it back when we're done saving Rogue."

"Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!" Deadpool shouted on repeat.

"What?!" Kitty whirled around.

"Can I have a bandaid?" Deadpool held out his hand. … And then his other arm, which was missing a hand.

"He touched me." Logan growled.

"I have a question!" Kurt shouted again.

"Go ahead, Kurt." Kitty said as she helped Deadpool reattach his hand.

"Where-."

"Are we there yet?" Deadpool interrupted.

"ARGH!" Kurt leapt forward, hands aimed at Deadpool's throat.

"HEY!" Remy shouted from the front, whipping his head around to glare at them. "Everyone sit down and shut up! Do not make me come back there!" His eyes burned for a moment more before, satisfied that they were all done, he turned back to piloting the jet.

"But, I didn't get to ask my question." Kurt whimpered.