This is what I think should've happened when Jacob kissed Bella. Hehehehe!
*Jacob kisses Bella*
"I HATE YOU JACOB BLACK! I'M GOING TO TELL EDWARD TO BREAK YOUR JAW!" Bella yells at Jacob.
"Okay," Jacob says.
*Bella punches Jacob in the face and breaks his nose*
"Holy chiz! You broke my nose Bella! Oooooowwwwwiiiiieeeee!" Jacob screams like a baby.
"Haha loser!" Bella yells.
*Bella calls Edward*
"Edward I need you to pick me up," she says.
"Bella what's wrong Bella?" Edward asks.
"Jacob kissed me," she growls.
"WHAT?" Edward screams.
"Don't worry though. I punched him in the face," she tells him.
"Good for you Bella. I love you," he tells me.
"I love you too," she says.
"You should punch him again," he says.
"Okay!" she says excitedly.
*She walks over to Jacob*
"Bella?" Jacob asks.
*Bella raises her arm*
"Bella, what are you doing?" Jacob asks her.
"Are you going to do it?" Edward asks her on the phone.
"I'm about to right now baby. How about I take a picture of his face and then I'll take a video of me doing it. You want me to?" she asked Edward.
"Yeah, that's a GREAT idea! I love you and I'll talk to you in a little bit," Edward says.
"Okay. I love you too. Bye," she says with a smile.
"Bye," he says.
"Bella, what are you doing?" Jacob asks again.
"Taking a picture of you," Bella told him.
"Why?" he asked her.
"Because I'm going to send it to Edward," she told him.
"WHAT? NO!" he screams.
"HAHA! TO LATE CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT!" she yells.
"UGH," he says.
*Bella makes a fist* (A/N: She keeps her thumb tucked in this time. Hehe!)
"Bella . . ." Jacob says.
*Bella raises her arm*
"Bella what are you doing?" Jacob asks worriedly.
*Bella punches Jacob in the face . . . HARD*
"!" he screams.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Bella yells.
"Dang women!" Jacob yells.
*Bella smiles evilly*
*Jacob cries like a baby*
*Edward arrives*
"HEY! DON'T YOU EVER KISS MY BELLA AGAIN!" Edward yells LOUD.
*Edward breaks Jacob's jaw*
*Jacob cries*
*Bella laughs*
*Edward laughs*
*Jacob cries more*
*Edward breaks all of Jacob's ribs*
*Jacob cries*
*Edward breaks Jacob's arms*
*Jacob cries*
*Edward breaks Jacob's legs*
*Jacob cries*
*Edward breaks Jacob's butt (A/N: A.K.A. the mutt's tail)*
*Jacob cries*
*Edward breaks Jacob's heart (By kissing Bella)*
*Jacob cries*
"Are you ready to die mongrel?" Edward asks.
*Jacob shakes his head and cries his eye-balls out . . . literally*
"Too bad!" Edward and Bella yell at the same time.
"Together?" Edward asked.
"Together," Bella agreed.
*Edward and Bella break Jacob's neck together*
*THE END!*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I KILLED JACOB I KILLED JACOB! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! REVIEW OR I WILL KILL YOU TOO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! EVIL RHYMAGE! MWAHAHAHA! I hope you liked it! NO I HOPE YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT! HEHEHEHEHE! =P