I decided to do a oneshot about Pokémon, so I did. There's no shipping in here...I hope because this story is going to be full of humor. There might be slight touches of Ikarishipping. Please enjoy this oneshot!
Paul walked through the forest, looking for a good place to 'train' his Torterra. He stopped, and smirked. "This is a good place. Torterra, stand by for battle!" He released Torterra. "Okay, use (Insert your own move here) on that tree!" He did the move as it knocked down the tree.
"Too weak! You need to put more power! Again!" Paul scolded. Torterra nodded. He did it again. This time, it knocked down the tree, which knocked down two more trees. "Good enough." He called him back without saying any praise.
Paul was about to take out Ursarang, but something stopped him. There was rustling behind a nearby bush. 'What is that?' Paul thought. There was more rustling. Paul expected a powerful Pokémon to come out, but it wasn't.
A small little... Puppy came jumping out of the bush, and happily hopped towards Paul. He didn't pull out a Pokeball. He didn't shout at it either. The unexpected happened. Paul smiled and happily grabbed the Puppy, and started giggling.
"You're a cute little pups!" He started rocking the puppy back and forth. "Lets see what you are?" He observed the puppy, and found out that it was a girl. "So, you're a little girl, huh?"
The puppy started barking, happily. Paul giggled even more. "Lets name you. Hmm. How about Teddy?" The puppy licked his face. Paul smiled again. "Good choice. If you were a guy I probably would've named you Burger!" The dog licked his face again.
"So you like the name burger too? Then lets make Burger your first name, and Teddy your last, okay?" The puppy barked.
"Yay!" Paul shouted. "I have a new best friend!" Paul held Burger in his hands, and started jumping everywhere. "Lets go!"
On his way to the next town, he ran into Ash, Dawn, and Brock. Ash spotted Paul happily jumping up and down with a puppy. "Uhmm, guys? Is that...Paul?" He asked. Dawn looked at the purple headed person.
"Yup. That's Paul alright." She said. Paul saw the gang, and ran to them. "He's coming towards us, Dawn, Brock." Ash whispered. "Look! Ash, Dawn, and Brock!" For once he didn't forget their names.
"I have found this cute little puppy! I named her Burger Teddy!" Paul said. The puppy licked his face once again. He started giggling. Dawn soon joined in. "Aww! What a cute little puppy!" She started giggling along with Paul, and the new Puppy.
Brock and Ash stood there dumfounded. They both had the same thing on their minds. 'What the hell?!'
Did you like it? I don't know. I was laughing the whole time I was typing it though. I hope you guys were too, when you were reading it. Yeah, I might get reviews like he's too OOC, but that's how I portrayed him in this story. Well, I hope that you found it hilarious.
Reviews are appreciated! BYE!