Wasup all. Ed, Edd, and eddy belong to.someone. Not me. I'm just copying
the characters. Cause I can.
Chapter one-New Nazi Rise
Eddy woke up to the sound of furious pounding on his door. "What the heck!?" he groaned as he blinked the crust out of his eyes. He trudged over to his door and slid it open. "Double Dee? What do you want? It's only." he looked at the clock with horror. "Seven twenty one!!!!!!! What are you doing here!!! I was up all night thinking up scams, I need my rest!"
"Yes, well, I had woken up early to catalogue my latest soil samples when I heard the news. Eddy, It's horrible!!!"
Ed popped up from behind eddy. "Double Dee said bad men are coming! As bad as the Mutant Monsters from Mars! I don't want my brain to be sucked out!" Ed began running in circles.
"Ed, I didn't mean that they were mutants, I just explained that they are just as evil!" Double Dee shrieked.
Eddy groaned. "Who, sockhead?! Who's so evil!? I happen to be missing important beauty sleep!"
"The New Nazi's, Eddy!" Double Dee shrieked.
Eddy rolled his eyes. "Well, duh. That's why their not around anymore. The Nazis got beaten in, like, the Civil War. Even I know that."
"Actually, Eddy, the war in question would be World War II. The Axis Powers, the Nazis, were led by Adolf Hitler. They came close to victory, but after years of war were defeated by the Allied forces. But that's not even what I'm talking about!" He sighed. And sat against the wall. "Last night, a new group of Nazi's attacked America, calling themselves the New Nazi's. They have invaded American soil, Eddy!" His voice began to climb into hysteria. "Never since the Revolutionary War has a war with a foreign country been fought on American soil! The Nazi's have already taken over seven military bases, and are well on their way to Peach creek! It's not necessary to take Peach creek, of course, but they will destroy it! They are creating concentration camps to hold people! They've even taken over the business capitol of the United Sates of America, New York City! They came in so swiftly and silently, our military didn't even realize what was happening until we had lost six major bases." He began crying.
Eddy sat down next to him. "Holy crap," he said softly. "You aren't joking, are you?"
Double Dee shook his head and sniffed.
Eddy looked at Ed, who had collapsed, panting, after running in circles during Double Dee's entire speech. "This isn't good," Eddy said.
* * * * * * * * * * * So you guys like it? If I get some good reviews, I'll start Chapter two. Negative criticism is allowed, as long as you keep it reasonable.
Chapter one-New Nazi Rise
Eddy woke up to the sound of furious pounding on his door. "What the heck!?" he groaned as he blinked the crust out of his eyes. He trudged over to his door and slid it open. "Double Dee? What do you want? It's only." he looked at the clock with horror. "Seven twenty one!!!!!!! What are you doing here!!! I was up all night thinking up scams, I need my rest!"
"Yes, well, I had woken up early to catalogue my latest soil samples when I heard the news. Eddy, It's horrible!!!"
Ed popped up from behind eddy. "Double Dee said bad men are coming! As bad as the Mutant Monsters from Mars! I don't want my brain to be sucked out!" Ed began running in circles.
"Ed, I didn't mean that they were mutants, I just explained that they are just as evil!" Double Dee shrieked.
Eddy groaned. "Who, sockhead?! Who's so evil!? I happen to be missing important beauty sleep!"
"The New Nazi's, Eddy!" Double Dee shrieked.
Eddy rolled his eyes. "Well, duh. That's why their not around anymore. The Nazis got beaten in, like, the Civil War. Even I know that."
"Actually, Eddy, the war in question would be World War II. The Axis Powers, the Nazis, were led by Adolf Hitler. They came close to victory, but after years of war were defeated by the Allied forces. But that's not even what I'm talking about!" He sighed. And sat against the wall. "Last night, a new group of Nazi's attacked America, calling themselves the New Nazi's. They have invaded American soil, Eddy!" His voice began to climb into hysteria. "Never since the Revolutionary War has a war with a foreign country been fought on American soil! The Nazi's have already taken over seven military bases, and are well on their way to Peach creek! It's not necessary to take Peach creek, of course, but they will destroy it! They are creating concentration camps to hold people! They've even taken over the business capitol of the United Sates of America, New York City! They came in so swiftly and silently, our military didn't even realize what was happening until we had lost six major bases." He began crying.
Eddy sat down next to him. "Holy crap," he said softly. "You aren't joking, are you?"
Double Dee shook his head and sniffed.
Eddy looked at Ed, who had collapsed, panting, after running in circles during Double Dee's entire speech. "This isn't good," Eddy said.
* * * * * * * * * * * So you guys like it? If I get some good reviews, I'll start Chapter two. Negative criticism is allowed, as long as you keep it reasonable.