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Robert Jurgen..................
Only so many words can describe him.
Noble...
Rich...
Snob...
Excellent blader...
And lonely....
That basically summed up the life of Robert that a lot of people saw.
But no one knew the REAL him. Not the bladers, Enrique, Oliver, or Johnny.
All the servants knew and they never treated him any different.
Robert, to the outside world, snobbish rich kid that needs an attitude change.
To everyone that knew the real him.......
God, he could give Tyson a run for being a normal kid.
Yes, Robert acted like non-rich teens.
He listened to Evanescence or Sum 41 and the occasional Enimen whenever Johnny, Oliver, or Enrique weren't over. He dressed in normal clothing like regular blue jeans and t-shirts with logos on them like Polo.
He even owned a private in-home movie theater with the latest releases and his own personal favorites. Snack bar included with all the candy a 6 year-old brat could want.
With his friends around, he would lock up his 'private' rooms to hide his secret. But when they left, a few minutes later he would be running around his castle, looking for his portable cd player.
Okay, only one other blader knew about his secret. The one he lost to a few monthes earlier. Tyson of the Bladebreakers.
To put it simple; Tyson got his ass lost again in the castle and walked in on Robert who was listening to Christina Aguilera's Fighter on his portable cd player in what looked like a private library. In order of not letting others know his secret, Robert had to show Tyson all his other things. The biggest cd collection most likely in the world, a damn big sound system, and of course the theater.
Before the night was done, Robert and Tyson were taking turns on saying the lines to the movie Legally Blonde.
Also, Tyson wanted to the prince's real bedroom.
All I can say, the two went in and Tyson left a few hours later, hat on wrong and hair all messy. Need I go on with the details of what happened in there. No I don't you perverted little minded people.
(A/N: *cough cough* *wink wink* *nudge nudge* OKAY FOR ALL THOSE IDIOTS WHO CAN'T TELL WHAT HAPPENED ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THEY HAD FUN IN BED! Thanks for your attention. Back to the story.)
Next day, the two decided to just stay at a friendship level since it was just for fun. But that didn't stop the phone calls, letters, and e-mails.
Now to the present.
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(Robert's Point of View)
"Master Robert."
Just ignore him. He'll go away eventually.
"Master Robert."
............ Keep patient. He'll just leaving, I hope.
"Master Robert!!"
AWW FUCK!
No! My feet are slippi-
OWW! DAMNIT! Can't a guy get peace around here!
Okay, it's not Gustav's fault that I had to resort to hanging upside on a bar in your closet so that people could stop bustling you! Maids......... Can't they see that I want to do stuff myself! I want get dressed myself! I want to pick what I want to eat! I WANT TO FRIGGIN TIE MY SHOES MYSELF!
.................. My head hurts............ I need a hug........
"Sorry Master Robert, but a letter has just arrived from Master Tyson," Gustav told me, holding out a letter from my reach.
Tyson......
TYSON!
I instantly snatch the letter from him, said a polite thanks, and quickly ran out of my closet, through my room (not before grabbing my portable cd player and Evanescence cd) and making a dead run for the backyard.
Who would of ever thought him and I ever have sex in my room.
God, I think Johnny would fall over dead if I ever told him that. Wait, note, must tell and hope to hell he does.
Hmm let's see. Private spot to sit. Under the tree, no. Up the tree, gods no, I fell last time I tried that.
Hmm........... Eeny meeny minny moe......... Now where in hell shall I go?!
AHA! THE OH SO SECRET BOULDER BY THE HUGE SECRET LAKE! Why didn't I think of that before. Oh because I was thinking of how Johnny would look twitching to death on the ground.
Now to find the secret path to the secret place.
OH WHY IN THE WORLD IS EVERYTHING SO SECRET?!
Oh, there it is. Right near the big pine tree. Now what else was I forgetting. Oh yeah, it's a mile away. Damnit..........
oh well, time to bring out the secret weapon! Damn, I love the secret weapon. To bad I dont use it as much since me and my 'friends' have become a team.
As I enter my garage, I look at all the vehicles I own.
"Hmm.... limo..... convertable......... helicopter...... hummer...... THERE IT IS! OH I THOUGHT I LOST YOU BABY!" I yelled, running over to my 'baby."
................... A dirt bike.
Okay, so sue me if I call a offroad motorcycle my baby, I can afford it.
Okay, time to pad up. Safety first. Damn, now I sound like the head maid. Safety first dear, don't wanting you to smash into a tree and have your brains and internal organs all over the ground!
And she had to say that at dinner too! She just had to make me spit out my fries. DAMN HER! Those were good fries too.
Okay, I pocketed my cd player and cd, now to get on the chest pad.
Okay got it, snap snap. Now the elbow pads... Got 'em. Now the wrist and gloves..... One, two, three, DONE!, and let's see. Knee pads and then the boots..... God! THAT WAS TOO EASY! I've been doing this so long I can do it in less then 5 minutes.
Okay, my bike looks okay. No one has been messing with it. And the gas seems to be at the same level as it was when I last rode. Tires in good condition. Everything is. YAY! Now I can get out of here!
I put the letter in my other pocket and hop onto the bike before starting it. Man, hear that engine roar. I rev up the engine one last time before I speed out the open garage door. I had to open it in order to get in for all the idiots who were watching me.
One jump, two jump. Idiot gardner, bird bath. Man, being rich sure has it advantages...... Before you leave the garden and backyard all together and enter the woods.
................................ Gawd, how long is this going to take. I need to read this VERY important letter from Tyson!
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....................................................................................................... DAMNIT! JUST GET THERE ALR-
Oh wait........ here we are! Patience is a virtue. Impatience is a god.
Okay, now to find a big looking rock that smart people define as a boulder. Okay found it, now to get ontop of it................. Should of brung some rope of something but what would that do anyone good, I just have to hoist myself on up.
Finally when I got comfy enough, I took off my helmet and pulled out my letter, quickly and carefully. I don't want to rip it.
Okay, to others it may seem wierd, but I kinda love Tyson as a little brother. Even though we gotta it on, it was like a trial to see if we were meant for each other. Nope, never meant for each other. To bad, he was kinda fun under the sheets........ Wait, we kicked the sheets off the bed before the event.
Anyway, so yeah. Back to the letter.
I rip open the seal which had 'To Mr. Uncouth' written all over it in pink gel pen. Gawd, he could of atleast used rose pink, shocking pink really doesn't call out to me.
Okay, this may sound lame, but I read all my letters aloud when I'm excited..... so umm yeah.... I hope no one is stalking me.......
"Dear Robert..... Hey how's it doing over him Germany. I heard a rumor saying you were fecking Oliver."
JESUS FECKING CHRIST! ME AND THAT GREEN ALIEN KID! ME AND HIM!
God, that would be Heaven, but nah. I'd rather go to Hell.
"But I know that would never happen. You two are just soooo different, Dude. Okay, on with my news. Kenny was caught making out with his laptop again when we heard Dizzy making some.... Naughty noises. Kai is still the same; with a stick up his ass and in need of a personality. Rei has been eying him for some time so yeah, me and Max have to be matchmakers again. Hey, it worked with Micheal and Lee!"
....................... SO THEY WERE THE ONES WHO GOT THOSE TWO TOGETHER! Damnit! And I wanted to be the matchmaker but nooo, Tyson had to go and ruin all the fun for me again!
"Oh, speaking of Max......... Well........ Umm......... We're together. Like we did. Listened to music, watched Legally Blonde, repeated the lines, and then, you know. All I can say is that he can't fuck like you can ^_~"
Okay, I'm going red now. Why'd he have to compliment me on THAT! I want to keep that between me and the 'others.' WHAT IF THIS LETTER FALLS INTO THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL!
AKA Enrique. The kid snoops around my place, looking around for any hints that I'm going out with anyone.
"Oh, and just to tell you, we're madly in love and we have agreed to marry when we're at legal age. Meaning on his 19 birthday in a few years. Okay I gotta go now, Kai is being the usual pain and is ordering us around again. Love, Tyson. PS Better write my ass back or I tell."
.............................................. Blackmailer...................................
And I was planning on ignoring this letter. Why............
Hint Hint! TWO PEOPLE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND ONE OF THEM WAS A GUY I SCREWED!
Why I didn't like this, I don't know. I guess it's because Tyson was the only guy I really liked a lot. And now I feel like going to Japan and killing that little blonde kid... Brotherly instinct okay.
But then I noticed something.
Everyone was getting paired off.
Tyson and Max.
Micheal and Lee.
Oliver and Enrique. God, can't they admitt they like each other or am I going to have to force them ino a closet and lock them in there.
Rei and Kai. So noticable.
And I can tell Johnny's with someone because I really don't think your plane can be late, every single time you come over and visit. If I charged him $100 dollars everytime he's late, I would be thousands of dollars richer.
Hmm, I should try that.
"But what about me.... There's no one for me," I whispered to the wind. Everyone was straight or taken.
Man, does God hate me or something?
"If he did, why am I down here?"
............................................. Echoey voice. Neat! But where it is coming from.
Maybe that strange cloud forming over the lake is a clue...
And the screaming girl falling out of the cloud...
Ouch, the sound of her hitting the water didn't sound all to safe...
And I thought I was having a bad day too.
"No, my days worse," said that very neat voice.
................. HOLY SHIT! The girl is sitting next to me! Oh god! She's wet! Soaking! White!
"No duh I'm wet, I just fecking fell into a lake! Why couldn't Boss let me fall onto a bed or something, all my customers are homosexual males anyway!" the girl complained, twisting her long hair to get all the water out.
Geez.... talk about white obsessor. Pale white skin, white hair, white shirt (not see through thankfully)white jeans, and white boots.
"Who are you anyway?" I asked in a kinda annoyied voice as I put on my headphones and turn my music onto track 6. All hail Evanesence, great songs. Oh, my favorite song, Tourniquet.
"I'm your obsessed with white Fairie God Sister!" the girl said as I lost my balance on the rock and fell off..... Onto the ground.... A couple feet below.
"You're what?!?!?!"
Kinda hard to believe that I have a fairie in the family. Yeah, and my grandpa is a ogre.
"I'm your Fairie God Sister and no, your grandpa is not a ogre. You grandma stole that title with her attitude. Okay, onto the deal part of this whole thing. I'm being forced to find you love and all that mushy crap. Only problem is that it has to be someone you know!" Fairie explained to me as I kinda put on that face that completely told her 'Hey you're a crazy bitch, get the hell away from and bring out a crazy bastard. I communicate with guys better anyway.'
"Huh?"
"Okay, you're not making my job any easier are you. First, you tell me what you like in a guy. Second, from all the people you know, I pick one. Third, you get to pull your charm on him while I stay watching from behind the bushes," the whacked out girl told me as I kinda got it.
She would get me a guy and then disappear into some bushes.
......... Cool.
"Okay.... Cool."
"Fine, now what do you like in a guy?"
"Tall, dark, and handsome..."
She just gave me one of those looks saying 'Yea, great description.'
"Hey, it was on short notice! I can think only so fast!"
"Fine, okay. Now to scan through everyone you know......... Hmm....... Ahh........... PERFECT! Fits your description perfectly. Okay, let's get this over with!" she proclaimed, getting out what looked like my beyblade..... But white. Woah, who saw that one coming? I did.... HAH!
"It's a beyblade, you idiot!"
"Hey! No calling the wandless but still has magic fairie an idiot! I'm here to get you a guy so I better be appreciated!" the snapped at me.......... Oh god, I thought I saw fire in the backround and that she grew kinda tall.
................ She's nice.
"Okay, we need a spot....... The lake wasn't all that bad for a landing space... Okay, that's where I shall let it rip!"
"What in the hell are you fecked up! A beyblade can't spin on water!"
"A normal beyblade can't, but mine can... I hope...."
"You mean you've never done this before! What if you drown the guy!"
"Then I would be so totally screwed and Boss won't be happy."
"Get on with it! Just better hope you don't kill the poor guy!"
"OKAY! Three, two,one, LET IT RIP!"
Oh Jesus Lord! She has some lungs.
Oh and look at that beyblade. Going...... Going...... Still going..... SINK ALREADY!
........................ IT'S NOT SINKING! IT'S NOT SINKING! I'M SOUNDING LIKE A VERY ANNOYING GIRL!
"HAH! So Mr. Know It All, how is it to see the law of gravity being defined..... Umm, dude, you can close your mouth now, it's kinda disgusting..."
It's spinning........ On top of the water....... It's not sinking..... It's floating....... OH MY GOD!
But just to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll close my mouth.... Gaping at something so strange isn't really nice. And calling the fairie strange wasn't nice either.
"I heard that!"
Damnit.... She can read minds!
"You haven't figured that out yet! What are you, an idiot!"
"So I've heard.."
"You know, you're one strange prince. Out of all the royals I met, you're the only that acts like a normal teen," Fairie admitted, watching her beyblade spin.
"Other royals strive for money and power, I strive for being normal," I explained truthfully as I too continued watching that screwy beyblade.
"Okay, how does the spell go again... Oh yeah! Beyblade of Daios, use teleport! Correctly this time!" the girl yelled as the blade started to spin faster and faster till a cyclone of water formed around it and into the sky above.
"Okay........... That's so totally cool I must admitt...."
"Whatever, the cyclone should disappear in a few moments, my beyblade disappearing back to where ever I got it form, and the guy you pull you charm on should be there. If not, I don't know who then."
"Wait, you don't know if this will actually get the guy we want here!"
"No, it could bring a different guy."
"But that would result in some very nasty questioning for me!"
"But think how lucky you would be if the guy was Mel Gibson!"
"................... Good point there."
Okay, the water seems to be disappearing now...
Okay, it's gone, and there's that beyblade........... Poof......... It went bye bye........
One thing is........ No guy....
"Where's the guy I'm supposed to charm?"
"Okay! I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A LONG TIME! DON'T HURT ME!"
"How long?"
"A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS OKAY!"
..................................................... Damn........
"Hey, Robert........"
"What?!?!?!" I snapped at her. Why is she looking up?
"I think I did it correctly..."
I looked up to where she was pointing to see what looked like a waterfall heading straight down at us.
"RUN AWA-"
To late.........
JESUS! SOMEONE LANDED ON ME!
Wait...... Someone landed on me......... AND THE WATER IS STILL FALLING!
I'm wet, I'm bitchy, and I have someone on me!
"Stop!"
Okay........ The girl can now command water to stop...... She's going to get a hug before I kill her.
"Hey Robert, you okay man?"
"Okay Fairie, what do you think? Lots of water fell on me hardly and then someone landed on me! And I think you killed them because they're not moving!" I yelled, or murmed because my face was in the mudd.
"He's not dead. Just knocked out... I think.
"That's such a comfort! NOW GET HIM OFF!"
"Fine, don't have to be pissy about it," I heard my God Sister say before the weight of the other man was shifted off of me.
YAY!
Now let's rub the mudd from my face and get a look at the guy. God please let it be someone that is atleast good looking.... Well I won't be able to tell if the mudd would get off my face!
ARHH! NOT MORE WATER!
"What in the world are you trying to do? DROWN ME?"
"I was just getting the mudd of your face!"
"You wanted to drown me!"
"Soo...."
"Even if I don't like who this guy is, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"
"What a great thanks to your Fairie God Sister! Say that to Fairie God Mother, she'll kick your ass!"
"Where is this guy?" I asked, calming down and opening my eyes. YAY! No more mudd. Boo... Fairie Bitch Sister can float high then me.. So that's how she dodged all the water, she can float. Damn her.
Okay, now the guy, where did she put the guy.
"Behind the boulder."
"Uhh.... Thanks. Know this now, stop reading my mind," I told her before I noticed she was fading out. "Where are you going? What if he's dead! You're going to blame me on killing if he is!"
"I didn't say I was going to blame you....."
Good...
"I was going to say you killed him...."
"What the- HEY! COME BACK HERE! I NEED TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!" I yelled out at her. What else am I supposed to do, jump as high as I can and hope I grab one of her shoelaces.
"Okay, I gotta go now. But don't worry, I'll visit in your sleep so then you can try to kill me. But to note before: it'll only be in your dreams. BYE!"
And with that, the highly annoying Fairie God Sister of mine just somehow.... faded into thin air....
Leaving me with a stranger...
WHO COULD BE A RAPIST!!!
Oh well, time to face the music- err, I mean guy. Please say it's Mel Gibson....
Okay, can't a german guy like a american actor? Yes he can.
Let's see, there's the boulder I was previously sitting on before that girl made me fall off. If she wasn't kidding, the guy should be behind it.
I grabbed onto the boulder as I try to walk/slid to the back of the rock because of all the mudd. God, thank you for these boots that keep the mudd from getting inside of them.
Okay, I think I see what looks like a leg. Okay, that's a good sign knowing that brat was telling the truth.
Okay, now to roll the guy on over. How else can he breathe. Oh feck, what if she really did kill him.
Man, talk about a lot of death today.
I reached down and grabbed the mans shoulders and used whatever strength I had left from trying to survive that water attack and flipped him over.
Pale, still breathing, leather clothes, and crismon hair. He looks really familar but I can't just remember where I last saw him.
Think Robert, think.
Guy laying infront of you, unconscious, with black clothes, pale skin, and crismon hair. Had to of met him atleast once. The little girl said only the people I know are the ones that she can get for me.
Hmm... Okay, let's go into more description, maybe something on him can help unblock my memory.
I began to search his pockets. Okay..... Jeans with no pockets........
Okay, better search for anything else..... Think he has a bra? Nah, probably doesn't. And no way in hell and I'm checking the other undergarmets. We just met!
No tattoos from what can see on his arms and just to note, he works out or was naturally born with these muscles.
Huh? I thought I saw something in his mouth... Was he eating something when Fairie kidnapped him? She did! Or just burrowed him for a few days or soo...
"Please don't wake up, please don't wake up, oh please just don't wake up," I begged in a whisper as I gently used my right hand to open his mouth a little to see what was in there.
A normal mouth. Tongue, gums, and teeth. All except the fact that the guy had fangs.
Then, bingo, my memory comes back and I can clearly say who this guy is.... And I'm not taking it very maturely..
"HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DAMN VAMPIRE DOING HERE!" I yelled before slipping in the mudd and falling on the guy and waking him up.
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TBC!
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Robert Jurgen..................
Only so many words can describe him.
Noble...
Rich...
Snob...
Excellent blader...
And lonely....
That basically summed up the life of Robert that a lot of people saw.
But no one knew the REAL him. Not the bladers, Enrique, Oliver, or Johnny.
All the servants knew and they never treated him any different.
Robert, to the outside world, snobbish rich kid that needs an attitude change.
To everyone that knew the real him.......
God, he could give Tyson a run for being a normal kid.
Yes, Robert acted like non-rich teens.
He listened to Evanescence or Sum 41 and the occasional Enimen whenever Johnny, Oliver, or Enrique weren't over. He dressed in normal clothing like regular blue jeans and t-shirts with logos on them like Polo.
He even owned a private in-home movie theater with the latest releases and his own personal favorites. Snack bar included with all the candy a 6 year-old brat could want.
With his friends around, he would lock up his 'private' rooms to hide his secret. But when they left, a few minutes later he would be running around his castle, looking for his portable cd player.
Okay, only one other blader knew about his secret. The one he lost to a few monthes earlier. Tyson of the Bladebreakers.
To put it simple; Tyson got his ass lost again in the castle and walked in on Robert who was listening to Christina Aguilera's Fighter on his portable cd player in what looked like a private library. In order of not letting others know his secret, Robert had to show Tyson all his other things. The biggest cd collection most likely in the world, a damn big sound system, and of course the theater.
Before the night was done, Robert and Tyson were taking turns on saying the lines to the movie Legally Blonde.
Also, Tyson wanted to the prince's real bedroom.
All I can say, the two went in and Tyson left a few hours later, hat on wrong and hair all messy. Need I go on with the details of what happened in there. No I don't you perverted little minded people.
(A/N: *cough cough* *wink wink* *nudge nudge* OKAY FOR ALL THOSE IDIOTS WHO CAN'T TELL WHAT HAPPENED ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THEY HAD FUN IN BED! Thanks for your attention. Back to the story.)
Next day, the two decided to just stay at a friendship level since it was just for fun. But that didn't stop the phone calls, letters, and e-mails.
Now to the present.
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(Robert's Point of View)
"Master Robert."
Just ignore him. He'll go away eventually.
"Master Robert."
............ Keep patient. He'll just leaving, I hope.
"Master Robert!!"
AWW FUCK!
No! My feet are slippi-
OWW! DAMNIT! Can't a guy get peace around here!
Okay, it's not Gustav's fault that I had to resort to hanging upside on a bar in your closet so that people could stop bustling you! Maids......... Can't they see that I want to do stuff myself! I want get dressed myself! I want to pick what I want to eat! I WANT TO FRIGGIN TIE MY SHOES MYSELF!
.................. My head hurts............ I need a hug........
"Sorry Master Robert, but a letter has just arrived from Master Tyson," Gustav told me, holding out a letter from my reach.
Tyson......
TYSON!
I instantly snatch the letter from him, said a polite thanks, and quickly ran out of my closet, through my room (not before grabbing my portable cd player and Evanescence cd) and making a dead run for the backyard.
Who would of ever thought him and I ever have sex in my room.
God, I think Johnny would fall over dead if I ever told him that. Wait, note, must tell and hope to hell he does.
Hmm let's see. Private spot to sit. Under the tree, no. Up the tree, gods no, I fell last time I tried that.
Hmm........... Eeny meeny minny moe......... Now where in hell shall I go?!
AHA! THE OH SO SECRET BOULDER BY THE HUGE SECRET LAKE! Why didn't I think of that before. Oh because I was thinking of how Johnny would look twitching to death on the ground.
Now to find the secret path to the secret place.
OH WHY IN THE WORLD IS EVERYTHING SO SECRET?!
Oh, there it is. Right near the big pine tree. Now what else was I forgetting. Oh yeah, it's a mile away. Damnit..........
oh well, time to bring out the secret weapon! Damn, I love the secret weapon. To bad I dont use it as much since me and my 'friends' have become a team.
As I enter my garage, I look at all the vehicles I own.
"Hmm.... limo..... convertable......... helicopter...... hummer...... THERE IT IS! OH I THOUGHT I LOST YOU BABY!" I yelled, running over to my 'baby."
................... A dirt bike.
Okay, so sue me if I call a offroad motorcycle my baby, I can afford it.
Okay, time to pad up. Safety first. Damn, now I sound like the head maid. Safety first dear, don't wanting you to smash into a tree and have your brains and internal organs all over the ground!
And she had to say that at dinner too! She just had to make me spit out my fries. DAMN HER! Those were good fries too.
Okay, I pocketed my cd player and cd, now to get on the chest pad.
Okay got it, snap snap. Now the elbow pads... Got 'em. Now the wrist and gloves..... One, two, three, DONE!, and let's see. Knee pads and then the boots..... God! THAT WAS TOO EASY! I've been doing this so long I can do it in less then 5 minutes.
Okay, my bike looks okay. No one has been messing with it. And the gas seems to be at the same level as it was when I last rode. Tires in good condition. Everything is. YAY! Now I can get out of here!
I put the letter in my other pocket and hop onto the bike before starting it. Man, hear that engine roar. I rev up the engine one last time before I speed out the open garage door. I had to open it in order to get in for all the idiots who were watching me.
One jump, two jump. Idiot gardner, bird bath. Man, being rich sure has it advantages...... Before you leave the garden and backyard all together and enter the woods.
................................ Gawd, how long is this going to take. I need to read this VERY important letter from Tyson!
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....................................................................................................... DAMNIT! JUST GET THERE ALR-
Oh wait........ here we are! Patience is a virtue. Impatience is a god.
Okay, now to find a big looking rock that smart people define as a boulder. Okay found it, now to get ontop of it................. Should of brung some rope of something but what would that do anyone good, I just have to hoist myself on up.
Finally when I got comfy enough, I took off my helmet and pulled out my letter, quickly and carefully. I don't want to rip it.
Okay, to others it may seem wierd, but I kinda love Tyson as a little brother. Even though we gotta it on, it was like a trial to see if we were meant for each other. Nope, never meant for each other. To bad, he was kinda fun under the sheets........ Wait, we kicked the sheets off the bed before the event.
Anyway, so yeah. Back to the letter.
I rip open the seal which had 'To Mr. Uncouth' written all over it in pink gel pen. Gawd, he could of atleast used rose pink, shocking pink really doesn't call out to me.
Okay, this may sound lame, but I read all my letters aloud when I'm excited..... so umm yeah.... I hope no one is stalking me.......
"Dear Robert..... Hey how's it doing over him Germany. I heard a rumor saying you were fecking Oliver."
JESUS FECKING CHRIST! ME AND THAT GREEN ALIEN KID! ME AND HIM!
God, that would be Heaven, but nah. I'd rather go to Hell.
"But I know that would never happen. You two are just soooo different, Dude. Okay, on with my news. Kenny was caught making out with his laptop again when we heard Dizzy making some.... Naughty noises. Kai is still the same; with a stick up his ass and in need of a personality. Rei has been eying him for some time so yeah, me and Max have to be matchmakers again. Hey, it worked with Micheal and Lee!"
....................... SO THEY WERE THE ONES WHO GOT THOSE TWO TOGETHER! Damnit! And I wanted to be the matchmaker but nooo, Tyson had to go and ruin all the fun for me again!
"Oh, speaking of Max......... Well........ Umm......... We're together. Like we did. Listened to music, watched Legally Blonde, repeated the lines, and then, you know. All I can say is that he can't fuck like you can ^_~"
Okay, I'm going red now. Why'd he have to compliment me on THAT! I want to keep that between me and the 'others.' WHAT IF THIS LETTER FALLS INTO THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL!
AKA Enrique. The kid snoops around my place, looking around for any hints that I'm going out with anyone.
"Oh, and just to tell you, we're madly in love and we have agreed to marry when we're at legal age. Meaning on his 19 birthday in a few years. Okay I gotta go now, Kai is being the usual pain and is ordering us around again. Love, Tyson. PS Better write my ass back or I tell."
.............................................. Blackmailer...................................
And I was planning on ignoring this letter. Why............
Hint Hint! TWO PEOPLE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND ONE OF THEM WAS A GUY I SCREWED!
Why I didn't like this, I don't know. I guess it's because Tyson was the only guy I really liked a lot. And now I feel like going to Japan and killing that little blonde kid... Brotherly instinct okay.
But then I noticed something.
Everyone was getting paired off.
Tyson and Max.
Micheal and Lee.
Oliver and Enrique. God, can't they admitt they like each other or am I going to have to force them ino a closet and lock them in there.
Rei and Kai. So noticable.
And I can tell Johnny's with someone because I really don't think your plane can be late, every single time you come over and visit. If I charged him $100 dollars everytime he's late, I would be thousands of dollars richer.
Hmm, I should try that.
"But what about me.... There's no one for me," I whispered to the wind. Everyone was straight or taken.
Man, does God hate me or something?
"If he did, why am I down here?"
............................................. Echoey voice. Neat! But where it is coming from.
Maybe that strange cloud forming over the lake is a clue...
And the screaming girl falling out of the cloud...
Ouch, the sound of her hitting the water didn't sound all to safe...
And I thought I was having a bad day too.
"No, my days worse," said that very neat voice.
................. HOLY SHIT! The girl is sitting next to me! Oh god! She's wet! Soaking! White!
"No duh I'm wet, I just fecking fell into a lake! Why couldn't Boss let me fall onto a bed or something, all my customers are homosexual males anyway!" the girl complained, twisting her long hair to get all the water out.
Geez.... talk about white obsessor. Pale white skin, white hair, white shirt (not see through thankfully)white jeans, and white boots.
"Who are you anyway?" I asked in a kinda annoyied voice as I put on my headphones and turn my music onto track 6. All hail Evanesence, great songs. Oh, my favorite song, Tourniquet.
"I'm your obsessed with white Fairie God Sister!" the girl said as I lost my balance on the rock and fell off..... Onto the ground.... A couple feet below.
"You're what?!?!?!"
Kinda hard to believe that I have a fairie in the family. Yeah, and my grandpa is a ogre.
"I'm your Fairie God Sister and no, your grandpa is not a ogre. You grandma stole that title with her attitude. Okay, onto the deal part of this whole thing. I'm being forced to find you love and all that mushy crap. Only problem is that it has to be someone you know!" Fairie explained to me as I kinda put on that face that completely told her 'Hey you're a crazy bitch, get the hell away from and bring out a crazy bastard. I communicate with guys better anyway.'
"Huh?"
"Okay, you're not making my job any easier are you. First, you tell me what you like in a guy. Second, from all the people you know, I pick one. Third, you get to pull your charm on him while I stay watching from behind the bushes," the whacked out girl told me as I kinda got it.
She would get me a guy and then disappear into some bushes.
......... Cool.
"Okay.... Cool."
"Fine, now what do you like in a guy?"
"Tall, dark, and handsome..."
She just gave me one of those looks saying 'Yea, great description.'
"Hey, it was on short notice! I can think only so fast!"
"Fine, okay. Now to scan through everyone you know......... Hmm....... Ahh........... PERFECT! Fits your description perfectly. Okay, let's get this over with!" she proclaimed, getting out what looked like my beyblade..... But white. Woah, who saw that one coming? I did.... HAH!
"It's a beyblade, you idiot!"
"Hey! No calling the wandless but still has magic fairie an idiot! I'm here to get you a guy so I better be appreciated!" the snapped at me.......... Oh god, I thought I saw fire in the backround and that she grew kinda tall.
................ She's nice.
"Okay, we need a spot....... The lake wasn't all that bad for a landing space... Okay, that's where I shall let it rip!"
"What in the hell are you fecked up! A beyblade can't spin on water!"
"A normal beyblade can't, but mine can... I hope...."
"You mean you've never done this before! What if you drown the guy!"
"Then I would be so totally screwed and Boss won't be happy."
"Get on with it! Just better hope you don't kill the poor guy!"
"OKAY! Three, two,one, LET IT RIP!"
Oh Jesus Lord! She has some lungs.
Oh and look at that beyblade. Going...... Going...... Still going..... SINK ALREADY!
........................ IT'S NOT SINKING! IT'S NOT SINKING! I'M SOUNDING LIKE A VERY ANNOYING GIRL!
"HAH! So Mr. Know It All, how is it to see the law of gravity being defined..... Umm, dude, you can close your mouth now, it's kinda disgusting..."
It's spinning........ On top of the water....... It's not sinking..... It's floating....... OH MY GOD!
But just to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll close my mouth.... Gaping at something so strange isn't really nice. And calling the fairie strange wasn't nice either.
"I heard that!"
Damnit.... She can read minds!
"You haven't figured that out yet! What are you, an idiot!"
"So I've heard.."
"You know, you're one strange prince. Out of all the royals I met, you're the only that acts like a normal teen," Fairie admitted, watching her beyblade spin.
"Other royals strive for money and power, I strive for being normal," I explained truthfully as I too continued watching that screwy beyblade.
"Okay, how does the spell go again... Oh yeah! Beyblade of Daios, use teleport! Correctly this time!" the girl yelled as the blade started to spin faster and faster till a cyclone of water formed around it and into the sky above.
"Okay........... That's so totally cool I must admitt...."
"Whatever, the cyclone should disappear in a few moments, my beyblade disappearing back to where ever I got it form, and the guy you pull you charm on should be there. If not, I don't know who then."
"Wait, you don't know if this will actually get the guy we want here!"
"No, it could bring a different guy."
"But that would result in some very nasty questioning for me!"
"But think how lucky you would be if the guy was Mel Gibson!"
"................... Good point there."
Okay, the water seems to be disappearing now...
Okay, it's gone, and there's that beyblade........... Poof......... It went bye bye........
One thing is........ No guy....
"Where's the guy I'm supposed to charm?"
"Okay! I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A LONG TIME! DON'T HURT ME!"
"How long?"
"A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS OKAY!"
..................................................... Damn........
"Hey, Robert........"
"What?!?!?!" I snapped at her. Why is she looking up?
"I think I did it correctly..."
I looked up to where she was pointing to see what looked like a waterfall heading straight down at us.
"RUN AWA-"
To late.........
JESUS! SOMEONE LANDED ON ME!
Wait...... Someone landed on me......... AND THE WATER IS STILL FALLING!
I'm wet, I'm bitchy, and I have someone on me!
"Stop!"
Okay........ The girl can now command water to stop...... She's going to get a hug before I kill her.
"Hey Robert, you okay man?"
"Okay Fairie, what do you think? Lots of water fell on me hardly and then someone landed on me! And I think you killed them because they're not moving!" I yelled, or murmed because my face was in the mudd.
"He's not dead. Just knocked out... I think.
"That's such a comfort! NOW GET HIM OFF!"
"Fine, don't have to be pissy about it," I heard my God Sister say before the weight of the other man was shifted off of me.
YAY!
Now let's rub the mudd from my face and get a look at the guy. God please let it be someone that is atleast good looking.... Well I won't be able to tell if the mudd would get off my face!
ARHH! NOT MORE WATER!
"What in the world are you trying to do? DROWN ME?"
"I was just getting the mudd of your face!"
"You wanted to drown me!"
"Soo...."
"Even if I don't like who this guy is, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"
"What a great thanks to your Fairie God Sister! Say that to Fairie God Mother, she'll kick your ass!"
"Where is this guy?" I asked, calming down and opening my eyes. YAY! No more mudd. Boo... Fairie Bitch Sister can float high then me.. So that's how she dodged all the water, she can float. Damn her.
Okay, now the guy, where did she put the guy.
"Behind the boulder."
"Uhh.... Thanks. Know this now, stop reading my mind," I told her before I noticed she was fading out. "Where are you going? What if he's dead! You're going to blame me on killing if he is!"
"I didn't say I was going to blame you....."
Good...
"I was going to say you killed him...."
"What the- HEY! COME BACK HERE! I NEED TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!" I yelled out at her. What else am I supposed to do, jump as high as I can and hope I grab one of her shoelaces.
"Okay, I gotta go now. But don't worry, I'll visit in your sleep so then you can try to kill me. But to note before: it'll only be in your dreams. BYE!"
And with that, the highly annoying Fairie God Sister of mine just somehow.... faded into thin air....
Leaving me with a stranger...
WHO COULD BE A RAPIST!!!
Oh well, time to face the music- err, I mean guy. Please say it's Mel Gibson....
Okay, can't a german guy like a american actor? Yes he can.
Let's see, there's the boulder I was previously sitting on before that girl made me fall off. If she wasn't kidding, the guy should be behind it.
I grabbed onto the boulder as I try to walk/slid to the back of the rock because of all the mudd. God, thank you for these boots that keep the mudd from getting inside of them.
Okay, I think I see what looks like a leg. Okay, that's a good sign knowing that brat was telling the truth.
Okay, now to roll the guy on over. How else can he breathe. Oh feck, what if she really did kill him.
Man, talk about a lot of death today.
I reached down and grabbed the mans shoulders and used whatever strength I had left from trying to survive that water attack and flipped him over.
Pale, still breathing, leather clothes, and crismon hair. He looks really familar but I can't just remember where I last saw him.
Think Robert, think.
Guy laying infront of you, unconscious, with black clothes, pale skin, and crismon hair. Had to of met him atleast once. The little girl said only the people I know are the ones that she can get for me.
Hmm... Okay, let's go into more description, maybe something on him can help unblock my memory.
I began to search his pockets. Okay..... Jeans with no pockets........
Okay, better search for anything else..... Think he has a bra? Nah, probably doesn't. And no way in hell and I'm checking the other undergarmets. We just met!
No tattoos from what can see on his arms and just to note, he works out or was naturally born with these muscles.
Huh? I thought I saw something in his mouth... Was he eating something when Fairie kidnapped him? She did! Or just burrowed him for a few days or soo...
"Please don't wake up, please don't wake up, oh please just don't wake up," I begged in a whisper as I gently used my right hand to open his mouth a little to see what was in there.
A normal mouth. Tongue, gums, and teeth. All except the fact that the guy had fangs.
Then, bingo, my memory comes back and I can clearly say who this guy is.... And I'm not taking it very maturely..
"HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DAMN VAMPIRE DOING HERE!" I yelled before slipping in the mudd and falling on the guy and waking him up.
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