A/N: I was reading through City of Bones again, since I managed to actually get my own copy (FINALLY!) and I came across the bit where Jace says to Clary, "Don't touch any of my weapons." To this, Clary says, "There goes my plan for selling them on eBay." Then Jace says, "What's eBay?" and Clary goes, "It's a magical place."... I thought it would be fun to write what would happen when the Shadowhunters & Co. get introduced to the Internet! Soooo, here you go! R&R please!

I – Confusion

Clary and her Shadowhunter friends, Jace, Isabelle and Alec (who obviously had brought Magnus along too), were hanging out in Central Park when they saw Simon coming towards them. He looked flushed, as if he had ran all the way from his house to the park.

"Hey Clary!" he called. Clary sat up and frowned. What could possibly be this urgent?, she thought, It's a nice day and he knows I don't like crap on days like today.

Jace rolled over from his spot on the ground on to his stomach and groaned. "Oh," he sighed, "It's you, vampire." This resulted in a light punch from a particular red-head.

Simon ignored him and sat down beside Isabelle. "The new Vampires Suck trailer is up on YouTube!" he said excitedly. "I was going though all the new videos and I saw it!"

"No way!" Clary gasped. She had been looking forward to seeing that movie and so had Simon. Sure, it dissed his kind, but hey, anything that spoofs Twilight was good by him. "When was this?"

"Whoa, whoa, WHOA," Jace cut in, "What is this YouTube anyway? Is it this tube that people get shoved in or something?" Isabelle and Alec looked equally confused.

Magnus laughed. "As if you don't know what YouTube is!" He un-hooked himself from Alec and faced the entire group properly for the first time since they got to the park. "Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?"

"It's a net that people share?" Isabelle suggested. This was greeted by a very loud groan fro Clary, Simon and Magnus. "What? Isn't it?" she asked.

"Oh come on!" Magnus cried. He turned to Alec. "You know what it is, don't you darling?" he pleaded. Alec shook his head. Magnus raised his hands in the air, clearly exasperated. Not that you could tell with all that glitter.

Clary and Simon exchanged laughs and burst out laughing. Jace's eyes darkened and the laughter quickly died down to chronic fits of laughter. "I don't see what's so funny, vampire. You wouldn't be laughing if I were you."

"Jeez, Jace," said Clary, "You've lived in New York for years and you don't know what the Internet is?" Her voice sounded incredulous. Jace shrugged.

"I've had no need for it," he said, "Why should I start now?"

Simon spluttered. "Why would you need it?" he asked, eyebrows arched. "Why would you need the sun? Why do you use seraph blades? What kind of question was that?"

"Well, he does have a point, you know," Isabelle cut in, "We're Shadowhunters, not Stalker-wannabes."

"Yeah, and I don't even think that it would work with all the wards and stuff around the Institute," Alec added.

"It's called 'Internet cafes'," Magnus said, drawing blue quotation marks in the air.

"You know what? I think me, Magnus and Simon should do like a 'Internet for Noobs' course for you guys," Clary suggested, "You're missing out on heaps of stuff."

"I don't see why not," Jace agreed, "It's not like anyone bothered to show us it before."

"Oh my God, really?" Magnus piped up. He grabbed Alec's arm. "Come on, it'll be really fun!" Alec smiled and agreed.

"Isabelle?" Simon asked, "How about you?"

"Does it involve shopping of some kind?" she asked, sceptical.

Magnus scoffed. "Where else do you think I get my limited edition rainbow leather pants from, honey cakes?" Isabelle's face lit up as the prospect.

"I guess that's a yes," Clary said, grinning. She looked at Simon, who had an almost identical grin on his face. Wait until they found out what was in store for them!

A/N (again): o.O They agreed! More chapters to follow as the crew learn about Facebook, Twitter, email etc. Also, if you have any suggestions about what websites you want the crew to learn about, REVIEW and mention it, and I'll do my best! I have a virtual jar of virtual cookies for everyone who reviews! ;)