Me: Just the usual crackfic. I got this inspiration from a dream! XP
Trev: I don't want to know what it was about-shivers-
Me: I'll tell you anyway! Ok, see. Here I was, in a dream. It was actually like I was a single audience member for a show. Well, I was just standing there unnoticed in a living room of some sorts, WITH THE SOME AKATSUKI MEMBERS SITTING ON A COUCH!! Of course I was happy! I tried getting their attention when suddenly(oh yeah, black is me):
Deidara ran down the stairs, mad with rage. He looked for a certain raven haired man. He found him; he was holding the remote, flipping through the channels, bored. He growled.
"I-ta-chi!" the said member looked at him with bored eyes. Though there was a hint mischievousness in them.
"Yes, Deidara?" he asked innocently. Deidara growled and threw a magazine onto the table. The cover for all to see. I laughed when I saw it. Some of the Akatsuki members snickered, while some full out laughed. Itachi smirked when he saw the magazine that the blond had thrown down.
"Do you care to explain this, yeah?" he hissed through clenched teeth. The cover, had him on it, along with a girl who looked like him, only difference was: the person beside him on the cover was a girl. I once again laughed. This has to be good. Damn, I wish I could get some cotton candy right about now! The cover read:
Deidara and Ino: Possibly twins? Find out, on page 23
Deidara opened the mag. To the said number and read aloud:
"People have probably noticed that Ino Yamanaka and Deidara of Iwagakure, have looked much alike. The only difference? The gender! Ino, a teen girl from Konoha, and Deidara, a teen boy raised in Iwa. However, these similarities have brought up recent questions that NEEDED to be answered! So I took it upon myself to research the two. The results seem Positive. Ino and Deidara are more then likely twins, split at birth and raised in different towns. However, now we just need to answer: Why were they split up? Well, stay tuned for our next session in:
ARE! THEY! SIBS!! I stared at the title. Surely Itachi could come up with something better then that! However, I just shrugged and returned to the comedy before me. I then snapped my fingers!
"Itachi, I. Do. NOT. Fuckin. Look. Like. That. Girl, yeah!!" Itachi rolled his eyes in response.
"Come on Deidara, we both know you guys look more alike, and act alike for you guys NOT to be related!" Deidara glared and suddenly disappeared. I blinked. I decided to follow him with my super human speed!! Deidara was heading toward Konoha, and as soon as he got to the gates he rushed past the guards, who protested, and headed toward a certain flower shop. Of course, shinobi who saw him immediately started to attack but he paid them no heed. He finally arrived at the shop and stalked inside. He saw Ino's face light up with surprise and recognition.
"Hey! I remember you! You tried to kidnap Naruto once, right?" Deidara didn't say anything but instead grabbed her arm and dragged her outside. Of course Ino protested. I laughed with Deidara was suddenly being hit and scratched. He didn't even look fazed! Ino's team and the rest of the Rookie Nine stepped in front of him.
"Hey! What are you doing with Ino!" Sakura yelled. Then she remembered him. "Hey! Aren't you the one who tried to kidnap Naruto!" Deidara's eye ticked. He put Ino by his side and motioned between them.
"You're a girl, obviously, yeah." Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Obviously."
"Now, can you answer this one simple fucking question, yeah?" They waited and Sakura nodded. "DOES THIS GIRL AND I REALLY LOOK THAT MUCH FUCKING ALIKE GOD DAMNIT!!" he screamed. Ino looked up in shock.
"We do NOT look al-" he shoved the magazine in her face. She growled with rage.
"WHO THE FUCKING HELL! NO WAY ARE WE TWINS!! Our hairstyle isn't THAT much alike!!" Deidara and Ino started agreeing and yelling about how they don't look or act alike. I sweat dropped. They were acting like sibs right now… Everyone sweat dropped. Kakashi stepped forward. However, Ino and Deidara didn't look at him. Sakura coughed. They STILL didn't shut up. I shivered. Ok, this gal is now flat out growling…Sakura growled, eyes ticking.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" she screamed. Ino and Deidara close their mouths and look at Sakura, fearfully. Sakura smiled and everyone took a step back. I sweat dropped. Damn, Sakura can be scary…"Now…Why have you come to ask that question…erm…?" Deidara growled.
"Deidara. My fucking name is Deidara…AND NOW! THIS is the reason I came here to really see if we look so much alike, yeah." He grabbed the magazine out of his cloak and threw it at the pink haired girl. "Go to page23, yeah." Sakura did so, and read the paragraph aloud. At the end, she was snickering and everyone else was full out laughing. Ino and Deidara glared. It was NOT funneh…
"STOP LAUGHING DAMNIT!!" they both screamed at the same time. "We, are NOT twins!" suddenly, Ino's mom and father appeared, holding something and looking sheepish.
"Hey, dear. Guess what? We have now just figured out that you have a twin named Deidara! Yeah, we don't know HOW you guys got split up though…erm, yeah!" they looked at Deidara, who was standing next to Ino. Both were pale, and sweating. "Who are you?" asked Ino's mom.
"D-D-Dei-Deidara…" the bomber replied, shakily. Everyone, besides Ino's parents, Deidara, and Ino were now laughing at the irony.
"OH MAN! It looks like you both are twins after all!" Naruto yelled out. Ino's mom clapped her hands together.
"Oh good! Deidara! We're sorry for splitting you guys up! Honestly, we don't know what happened! And we promise to make up for all the family time that we missed. And we'll get your hair fixed too!" she kept going on and on about family time and didn't notice Deidara had left. I was still laughing on the ground. Seriously, who would expect that Deidara and Ino really WERE twins?!
Deidara slammed into the Akatsuki mansion and growled when Itachi smirked.
"I saw and heard the whole thing. How's it feel to be a twin?" Deidara lunged up at him, and Itachi just dodged and laughed walking up the stairs holding a camera. "You bet I'm making this into a video! Now the whole Akatsuki can watch as you learn who you are!" he laughed and Deidara glared at the wall. He needed to vent his anger out…Suddenly he got an idea and an evil smirk spread across his face.
"Tobi! Kimi! Would you guys like to help me with something, yeah?"
I woke up. DAMN IT!! And here I was, having an awesome dream! I glared at the alarm clock. Why did men create such annoying creatures?
Trev:…You're fucked up in the head, ya know?
Me: YEP!! Aren't you proud?
Bri: Wow…good story! Wish I could be in it!!
Me: You can, next time!! This is a story dedicated to the life of Akatsuki and Kimi! All their funny adventures!! YAYS!!
Bri: YAYS!!