Me: Another new story. Joy. I don't have any Yuyu Hakusho Muses, So I'm just gonna hire Hiei.
Hiei: Hn.
Me: Oh come on. Shrimp.
Hiei: --Turns around slowly-- What.Did.You.Just.Call.Me????
Me: --smirk-- Shrimp.
Hiei: That's it. --Takes out katana-- Die!
Me: I'm an author. I can stop you.
Hiei: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: R&R.
Yasuke, Hiei, Kuwabara and Kurama were all sitting in the grass outside their school, all bored.
Yasuke sighed. But then Kurama got an idea.
"Hey, Hiei?"
"......What?"
"You seem lonely when we're not around."
"...So?"
"I think you could use a companion."
"...Like...?"
"A dog, possibly."
Hiei just stared at him.
"Kurama, you idiot!" Kuwabara yelled. "What makes you think he would want a dog?????"
"I don't know," Kurama said. "He'll probably be happier with a companion."
"Hn."
"Kuwabara's right, Kurama," Yusuke said. "The shortcake doesn't need a companion."
Hiei glared at him. "Grrrrrrrrr......."
"He doesn't need someone shorter than him around."
Hiei put a hand on his katana. "No...one...calls...me...short!!" He unsheathed his sword, but Kurama grabbed him by the shirt just in time.
"Come on Hiei." He dragged the fire demon into the street and into the city. Yasuke and Kuwabara looked at each other than ran after Kurama.
"Where are you taking me??" yelled Hiei.
"You'll see." Kurama walked into a small store, soon before Yusuke and Kuwabara burst through the door.
"What is that smell???" Hiei yelled.
"Excuse me," Kurama said to the woman at a small counter. "We're looking for a dog."
"What??"
"What do you mean, we?" asked the lady. Kurama held up Hiei, by the collar or his shirt. He looked wide eyed and shocked. Purely shocked.
"Follow me." the woman got up and walked into a large room. "We have lots of dogs here. Aussies, pugs, beagles, schnauzers, malamutes, poodles, shepherds, hounds, shar-peis, collies, mutts, corgis, and more."
"Really?" Kurama asked with interest.
"Kurama, let GO of me," Hiei commanded.
Yusuke and Kuwabara finally caught up with Kurama.
"Uuuuh, Kurama?" asked Yusuke. "You were serious about Hiei getting a dog?"
"Yep." Kurama nodded proudly.
"I still don't thnk he needs one," Kuwabara remarked.
"You don't know Hiei as well as I," Kurama said with a smirk.
"Botan knows me better then any of you combined," Hiei muttered.
"What was that?" Kurama asked.
"..." Hiei replied.
"Sigh..."
"Sir," the woman said. "I'll let you search for a dog and will be back momentarily to see if you've made your decision."
"Thank you, ma'am," Kurama said politely.
The woman left. "Sooooo..." Yusuke asked casually, what kind of dog do you want?"
"I don't want one."
"Come on, Hiei! You really could use it."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??"
"NO."
"Hiei, just--"
"For the last time, Yasuke, No."
"But-"
"Stop. I'm not getting a dog. There's nothing you can do to make me."
"Shrimp."
"................................What???"
"You heard me."
"That's it." he unsheathed his sword again.
"I won't stop calling you short till you get a dog."
"Fine!"
"I'll help you," Kurama said cheerfully.
Me: Cliffhanger...
Hiei: I'm not short.
Me: Nope. R&R!