Regis: Welcome to What Would You Do?
::applause::
Regis: Today we have: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Voldermort- Voldermort?
Voldermort: Shut up and introduce the others you little git
Regis: OK! Dumbledore, Minerva, Snape, - May I call you Severus?
Severus: NO! And that is 5 point from the What Would You Do? Game show!
Regis: ::rolls eyes:: and of course Ms.Norris
Harry: she's a cat! She can't play
Ms.Norris : ::shows claws::
Harry: ::gulp:: ok she can play
Regis: uh thank you. Now lets play What would you do! Harry, what would you do if Hermione was gay?
Hermione: excuse me?
Minerva: oh there is no need to hide it any more my little kitten
Draco: I knew their was a reason she got good grades
Snape: you shouldn't talk Draco
Draco : Shut up!
Voldermort: your cheating on me? Who do you think you are?
Dumbledore: ha! Severus with you? Never!
Voldermort: hes been with you too
Minerva: he had better not have been
Dumbledore: well uh.
Regis: with all due respect can we play the game?
Harry: yah! And if Hermione was gay I'd show her how to be straight again!
Hermione: im gay im gay!
Minerva: aint that the truth
Draco: a hah! You said ain't
Minerva: we can't be smart all the time
Regis: ok people! Now Ron what would you do if Voldermort was your mom?
Voldermort: Regis, what are you getting at?
Snape: yah im his mom.
Ron: ::faints::
Draco: ::kisses ron::
Ron: I'm alive!
Snape: unfortunatley! Draco how could you?
Regis: can we deal with this later? Hermione what would you do if Minerva was a man.?
Hermione: uh be surprised im pretty sure she's a woman
Dumbledore: don't be so sure
Minerva: I knew you couldn't keep a secret.
Hermione: wait a minute they looked so real..
Regis: too much info! Draco what would you do if you were a mud blood?
Draco: simple commit suicide
Harry: ok we need and invalid DNA machine over here to prove to Malfoy he IS a mud blood!
Regis: alrighty then! Crabbe what would you do if you had to ballet?
Hermione; him do ballet ha!
Crabbe: uh whats ballet?
Regis : ::rolls eyes:: never mind! Goyle what would you do if you saw the color pink?
Goyle: wait I didn't understand the question.
Regis: ok you two Crabbe Goyle your disqualified
Crabbe and Goyle: aaaawwwww
Regis: ok Voldermort what would you do if Harry secretly wanted you?
Harry: boy nothing can be concealed on this show!
Minerva: tell me about it
Voldermort: ::jumping for joy:: I want u 2!
Regis: Dumbledore what would you do if your son was at home cryign all alone on the bathroom floor because he's hungry?
Dumbledore: that can't be my son is right there ::points at Snape::
Snape: you're my dad?
Regis: ahem! I said what would you do?
Dumbledore: oh I'd sleep with a man for a little bit of money.
Snape: you ARE my daddy???
Dumbledore: yes you ugly git
Snape : Daddy? Who's my mommy?
Minerva: ::waves::
Snape: mommy ? daddy?
Minerva: which reminds me your grounded from winning anything ever again
Snape: ::pouts::
Hermione: oh shut up ::smacks snape::
Regis: hey none of that! This isn't jerry!
Harry: we know we're going there next week
Regis: right. Minerva what would you do if Snape was really a dementor?
Minerva: yawn because hes so ugly I wouldn't be surprised
Draco: Hey! He's my dad! I'm cute so he has to be.
Snape: I was lying to you you stupid kid. I just wanted you that night.
Draco: ::cries::
Regis: Ok Snape what would you do if I gave youa million dollars?
Snape: spend it
Regis: on?
Snape: stuff
Regis: cooperate you little git!
Snape: god ok if you want to know the truth I would buy Harry a lifetime supply of neon thongs
Harry: when will he be getting that million?
Regis: he wont
Snape and Harry: you suck
Regis: now Ms.Norris what would you do if I fed you fancy feast?
Ms.Norris: meow
Regis: thank you! And the winner today is Ms.Norris.
Everyone: what?
Harry: all she did was meow!
Regis: exactly.
::applause::
Regis: Today we have: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Voldermort- Voldermort?
Voldermort: Shut up and introduce the others you little git
Regis: OK! Dumbledore, Minerva, Snape, - May I call you Severus?
Severus: NO! And that is 5 point from the What Would You Do? Game show!
Regis: ::rolls eyes:: and of course Ms.Norris
Harry: she's a cat! She can't play
Ms.Norris : ::shows claws::
Harry: ::gulp:: ok she can play
Regis: uh thank you. Now lets play What would you do! Harry, what would you do if Hermione was gay?
Hermione: excuse me?
Minerva: oh there is no need to hide it any more my little kitten
Draco: I knew their was a reason she got good grades
Snape: you shouldn't talk Draco
Draco : Shut up!
Voldermort: your cheating on me? Who do you think you are?
Dumbledore: ha! Severus with you? Never!
Voldermort: hes been with you too
Minerva: he had better not have been
Dumbledore: well uh.
Regis: with all due respect can we play the game?
Harry: yah! And if Hermione was gay I'd show her how to be straight again!
Hermione: im gay im gay!
Minerva: aint that the truth
Draco: a hah! You said ain't
Minerva: we can't be smart all the time
Regis: ok people! Now Ron what would you do if Voldermort was your mom?
Voldermort: Regis, what are you getting at?
Snape: yah im his mom.
Ron: ::faints::
Draco: ::kisses ron::
Ron: I'm alive!
Snape: unfortunatley! Draco how could you?
Regis: can we deal with this later? Hermione what would you do if Minerva was a man.?
Hermione: uh be surprised im pretty sure she's a woman
Dumbledore: don't be so sure
Minerva: I knew you couldn't keep a secret.
Hermione: wait a minute they looked so real..
Regis: too much info! Draco what would you do if you were a mud blood?
Draco: simple commit suicide
Harry: ok we need and invalid DNA machine over here to prove to Malfoy he IS a mud blood!
Regis: alrighty then! Crabbe what would you do if you had to ballet?
Hermione; him do ballet ha!
Crabbe: uh whats ballet?
Regis : ::rolls eyes:: never mind! Goyle what would you do if you saw the color pink?
Goyle: wait I didn't understand the question.
Regis: ok you two Crabbe Goyle your disqualified
Crabbe and Goyle: aaaawwwww
Regis: ok Voldermort what would you do if Harry secretly wanted you?
Harry: boy nothing can be concealed on this show!
Minerva: tell me about it
Voldermort: ::jumping for joy:: I want u 2!
Regis: Dumbledore what would you do if your son was at home cryign all alone on the bathroom floor because he's hungry?
Dumbledore: that can't be my son is right there ::points at Snape::
Snape: you're my dad?
Regis: ahem! I said what would you do?
Dumbledore: oh I'd sleep with a man for a little bit of money.
Snape: you ARE my daddy???
Dumbledore: yes you ugly git
Snape : Daddy? Who's my mommy?
Minerva: ::waves::
Snape: mommy ? daddy?
Minerva: which reminds me your grounded from winning anything ever again
Snape: ::pouts::
Hermione: oh shut up ::smacks snape::
Regis: hey none of that! This isn't jerry!
Harry: we know we're going there next week
Regis: right. Minerva what would you do if Snape was really a dementor?
Minerva: yawn because hes so ugly I wouldn't be surprised
Draco: Hey! He's my dad! I'm cute so he has to be.
Snape: I was lying to you you stupid kid. I just wanted you that night.
Draco: ::cries::
Regis: Ok Snape what would you do if I gave youa million dollars?
Snape: spend it
Regis: on?
Snape: stuff
Regis: cooperate you little git!
Snape: god ok if you want to know the truth I would buy Harry a lifetime supply of neon thongs
Harry: when will he be getting that million?
Regis: he wont
Snape and Harry: you suck
Regis: now Ms.Norris what would you do if I fed you fancy feast?
Ms.Norris: meow
Regis: thank you! And the winner today is Ms.Norris.
Everyone: what?
Harry: all she did was meow!
Regis: exactly.