Heh, I just felt like writing this; it was too good to pass up! I know, I normally don't write this kind of thing. Oh, and by the way, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I wouldn't mind owning Hiei, Karasu, Kuronue, and Sensui, though... Maybe I could have them for my birthday? Pretty please? It's only eight days away...
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'Baka Hanyou, you'll pay for that remark…' muses a petit demon by the name of Hiei, his fingers dancing across the blade of a katana.
The other person, the one who had just remarked that Hiei could probably pass as a preteen with anger problems, made the mistake of turning his back on the irate demon. This is person is known as Yusuke Urameshi, aka Dead meat.
Hiei raises his katana and brings it down on Yusuke's slicked back hair.
Instead of Yusuke falling dead, his head split in two, the katana cracks in half. Hiei stares at the half in his hand.
'How…'
Yusuke, sensing that something is amiss, turns around. "Something wrong?"
Hiei glares at Yusuke. "My sword. You broke it."
"Hey, wait! I didn't do nothing to your sword!"
Hiei decides to skip anymore accusations and go after the spirit detective with the remaining half of his sword.
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Kuwabara and Kurama are enjoying the show, occasionally laughing, when Kuwabara finds his conscious.
"Do you think we should stop the runt before he hurts Yusuke?"
Kurama wipes tears of mirth from his eyes and attempts to sound serious. "Yusuke can take care of himself. Even against Hiei."
They break out into hysterical laughter when Yusuke is tossed fifty feet in the air and lands on his hair. Then gets up, perfectly fine.
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I hope you found this as funny as I did. Please, review. As a birthday present...