Stalking Leneya
Summery:
My friend has a little stalking problem, based on a true story! (sort of)…
sw/f1 crossover (me thinks)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I swear! So please don't sue me! (that means
you mr. Lucas, mr. Villeneuve or anyone that feels that I used something that
belongs to them… I admit, it is yours, not mine and I'm making no money of off
this!)
There were three swift knocks on the
door. Then three more. "Oh, please don't get up anyone… I'll get it." Said a
very agitated Mariko as she left her computer and walked to the door. Obi and
Maul, who were curled up in front of the TV didn't even look up. At the door
she found an out of breath Leneya. "Sugar!" Leneya panted. "Sugar?" "In water,"
Leneya replied as she walked past her friend into the living room "And close
the door, quick!" Mariko was kind of surprised to see Leneya, wasn't she
supposed to be in New Mexico or something? She closed the door and followed her
bewildered friend who now seemed to have moved to the kitchen.
After three glasses of sugar water Leneya
was recovered enough to notice Maul and Obi on the couch. "what the…" she began
as she motioned towards them. "As the world turns" Mariko explained with a hint
of disdain in her voice. "Ah," Leneya nodded, now fully grasping the situation,
"and where is Villeneuve?". "Upstairs. He locked himself in his room after last
weekends race." "Well, that's understandable," Leneya said, "if I were him, I'd
do the same." Both girls reflected on the disastrous weekend for a moment shaking
their heads, then Mariko remembered what she'd been meaning to ask. "Hay,
aren't you supposed to be in New Mexico ?" "Yes well…" Leneya replied, "I don't
want to talk about it!" "No, no, no, no… you don't just leave New Mexico, show
up at my door, obviously upset about something and then decide to not tell me
about it!" Mariko said, "It doesn't work like that. Now, tell me what
happened." Leneya twitched uneasily, "I just don't want to get you involved."
"You came to my house, I'm already involved. Now spill!" Leneya handed Mariko a
neatly folded letter as she lowered herself into a chair.
"Oh freak," Mariko said as she was
reading the letter, "this is scary! How long again did you say this guy knew
you before he wrote this?" "Six days" "And a total of…?" "Ten hours." Mariko
looked up from the letter, she couldn't believe how sick this was. She
continued to read the twisted ramblings
of a madman who called himself Joe. (Authors note: I WILL post this
letter ~yes there is an actual letter~ as chapter 2 as soon as I get my hands
on a copy) "POETRY?!" she exclaimed in utter disbelief and shock "He writes
POETRY?!" "Hay! Keep it down in there!", Obi said without even looking away
from the TV. "Yes, do you mind! Lilly is about to tell Holden that she's pregnant
with David's child but that she actually loves Damien.", Maul added. "Sorry",
the girls answered in unison.
"Does Mista' Naylor know about this?"
Mariko said as she turned her attention back to her friend. "Not yet… and
besides, what's the POINT of having a bodyguard if he allows something like
THIS to happen!" Mariko thought for a second and then said, "He was here in The
Netherlands, you obviously didn't tell him either… how was he…" "DON'T DEFEND
HIM! And besides, I already told you, I don't WANT to talk about it!" An
annoyed "SUSH" came from the living room. "SHUT UP!" the girls uttered in
unison. "Look," Mariko said, "This was a horrible experience, I can imagine,
but he's in New Mexico and you're here… you got away!" "Now," Leneya answered
as she moved closer to her friend and lowered her voice, "that's just it. I
think he followed me!" "You think…?" Leneya nodded. "Oh my heck!" Mariko was
slowly turning white, "And now what?" "Well obviously I can't go back home"
Leneya paused to give Mariko the chance to nod in agreement, "I mean, that's
the first place he'll go right? All I can do now is hope he hasn't already
found me and followed me here." On that, there was a loud knock on the front
door. Both girls let out a cry in terror.
There was a second nock and a third.
Obi-Wan looked at the girls, "Aren't you going to answer that?" The girls shook
their heads vigorously. "One of you do it!" Mariko said. "You don't realize the
horror of what that knock could bring!" Leneya said. "If it's that bad, why should
we have to answer it?" Obi eyed the girls suspiciously. "because you're guys!"
Mariko answered, "Now GO!" "Hay, don't look at me Kenobi, YOU'RE the hero,
remember?!" Maul said as he grinned at the young padawan. Obi-Wan sighed and
got up. "If it's for us, tell them we're not in." Mariko instructed. Obi-Wan
nodded as he walked to the front door.
Maul returned his attention to his
favourite daytime drama and the girls remained in the kitchen, grasping each
others hands. They heard Kenobi open the door and talking to someone. Then the
door closed and Kenobi entered the living room again, holding a big cardboard
box. "Okay, who ordered pizza?!"
There was the sound of someone unlocking
a door upstairs and there was a stumbling sound as Villeneuve came down the
stairs. "That's mine", he said as he came bursting through the door. He
snatched the box from Kenobi's hands and ran back upstairs. "You owe me 35
guilders plus tip Villeneuve!" Obi-Wan yelled, never taking his eyes off the
girls in the kitchen. The only answer he got was Villeneuve slamming and
bolting his door again.
Maul yawned and stretched as 'as the
world turns' end tune began to play. He changed the channel just in time for
Jenny Jones. This broke the staring contest that had developed between Obi and
the girls. "Honest mistake," Mariko shrugged and put her hands on Leneya's
shoulders, "You can not go home right now, it's to dangerous! I think it's best
that you stay with us for a while, okay?" Leneya nodded. "Right," Mariko
continued, "Kenobi and I are going to go to your house an get some of your
things." "We are?" Kenobi said but immediately bit his tong as he saw the
devastating glare Mariko gave him. "Now, you stay here and make yourself at
home. You think you can do that?" Leneya nodded again and gave Mariko a
grateful smile, "I'll be fine, thank you."
As Mariko and Obi-Wan had left the house
Leneya jumped on the couch and gave Maul the most seductive smile she could
muster. He glared at her from the corners of his eyes. "So tell me Maul," she said
as her smile broadened, "is that a full body tattoo?"
