You're borderline crazy
Hermione would shout
I think I'll Just pick a daisy!
Harry would cry, the lout
Then he runs pell-mell to the hall
Puberty is happening once and for all
Its not a pencil under that cloak
Neville can talk from a squeak to a croak
Ron's getting hair on his chest
Malfoy's sweating like a pig
While Ginny is popping pimples with Zest
Now Millicent does random Jig's
Snape will teach sex ed
To the Boys
McGonagall will teach the girls
About Condoms and Toys
Puberty is coming
Can't you see
Puberty is coming to you
And To me.