A/N: Hey wassup peeps!! This is my first fic, a songfic/parody of the song "You Don't Love Me Anymore" by: Weird Al Yankovic. I doubt many of you know this song cuz it came out in like, I don't know 1994? Anyway, hope you like it!!

Warning: If you're a really big fan of Relena and can't stand fics that dis her, then don't read this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or the song, "You Don't Love Me Anymore."

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SJF (me!): Hello everyone and welcome to Pathetic Losers' Bar. Tonight we have a special performance .

(G-boys enter the bar)

Duo: I don't get it Hee-man, why did Relena have to invite us to this stupid bar. I mean, just the name is stupid. Pathetic Losers' Bar?

Heero: Hn…..

Wufei: Maxwell, shut up. The onna better have a good reason for telling us to go here.

Trowa: …..

Quatre: This place looks dangerous. Look at the crowd (points at drunkards, bums, peeps doing drugs, people raping someone…), no wonder the name fits the place.

SJF: Now, without further ado, here is our performer for tonight, Ms. Relena Dorlain!!!

*crickets*

Relena: (Shows up with a cast in almost every part of her body, in crutches, no bangs but bandages where her bangs used to be, no eyebrows ((A/N: Heheh)) , half of her face burned, and a huge bandage in the center of her skull.)

Duo: Hahahahahahahahahahhahh…..(rolling on the floor)

Wufei: hehehehh…..

Quatre: (Turning red, trying hard not to laugh)

Heero and Trowa: (Smirk)

Relena: Heero, this song is for you.



We've been together for so very long

But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong

Seems you don't want me a round

The passion is gone, and the flames died down

I guess I, lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time when you told me that I was sucky in bed

You never told me I'm nice

Now you tell the whole world that I'm the antichrist, wo oh



Why did you disconnect the breaks on my limo

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling, you don't love me any more



I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my jacuzzi again

You're still the light of my life

Oh Heero I'm beggin won't you put down your gun

You know I, even think it's kind of cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the first time you laughed

When you pushed me down the elevator shaft



Oh if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra

Doing in my lingerie drawer ((A/N: In case you don't know, that's were you put the underwear, bra, etc…))

Sometimes I, get to thinking, you don't love me anymore



You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my mansion on fire

You pulled out bangs with an old pair of pliers

Oh you, think I'm ugly and you say I'm a pacifist freak

You shaved of my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch, and left me for dead



Oh you know this isn't really like you at all

You never acted this worse before

Heero something tells me, you don't love me anymore

Oh nooooo

Got a funny feeling, you don't love me anymore

Relena: (sees Heero) HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOO (tries to run with the crutches, but Trowa trips her)

Duo: HHAHAHAHH……Heero, did you do that to her???….HHHAAAAAHAHAHA

Heero: (smirks)….yeah….

Trowa: (starts laughing and fellow G-boys look at him weird) What?? It was really funny…((A/N: I know O.o))

Wufei: Let's get out of this loser place

Quatre: I agree with Wufei, let's go…

GW-boys: (heads out for the door)

Duo: Man, Heero, you're my hero. (starts singing) Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeero…..

Heero: (points his gun at Duo) Omae o korosu if you continue singing that song…

THE END

A/N: So what did you guys think? Should I write more fics like this? R/R!!!