Vegeta, you need a pet!
Hi guys! I have some writers block for my other story, Vegeta's night out, so I decided to have a little fun writing a one-shot! This is my first try at one of these so try to be nice! If I get a positive response from any reviewers I may get, then I will try to add a few more! You may find some similarities between the works of Vegeta's baby sister and myself. Do not think that I am stealing any of her ideas! We created them together and so have decided to share them! Just so you know, this fic contains 80% drama/romance and 20% humour and the humour is saved until the end!
Disclaimer:- I do not own Dragonball Z, but I DO own fluffy! Muahahahahaha!!!
"Damn woman!" Vegeta muttered to himself.
He was in the car with Bulma, and they were on their way to the mall.
"Oh, stop complaining Vegeta! This is your own fault!" Bulma shouted back at the Saiyan prince.
"I can't see how it will help!"
"Aw! Is Veggie scared!" Bulma teased
"I most certainly am not!!" Vegeta cried
"Then what's the problem?"
"I just don't see the point!"
Bulma sighed in agitation, and Vegeta followed her example. Bulma sighed once again, this time longer.
"Are you trying to out-do me woman?!"
"No your majesty!" Bulma replied, mock fear evident in her voice
'Humph' Vegeta muttered and turned away from Bulma once again. Bulma glared at the prince and decided a good tease was in order. She took a deep breath and without warning shouted...
"Huuuurrrummmmppphhh!!!"
"You are challenging me!"
"I am not!"
"You are, you insolent, pathetic excuse for a female organism!"
"Oooohhh! Big word Geta! Be careful!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!" growled Vegeta "How dare you! Do you know who I am?!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're the prince of the Saiyans!" Bulma mocked "Strongest warrior n the universe! Cut the crap Vegeta!"
Vegeta growled and turned from Bulma; He was now looking out of his window in complete silence. Bulma smiled at her victory over the prince and continued to drive them to their destination. After about 15 minutes, they finally arrived.
"Here we are then!" declared Bulma
"I still don't see why we have to do this!"
"Don't you remember what happened this morning?!"
Start Flashback
"Woman!" Vegeta bellowed as loud as his lungs would allow "Where the hell is my breakfast?!"
"You have hands don't you?!" Bulma replied "Get it yourself!!!"
"That is your job woman!"
Bulma by now had entered the kitchen to confront the irritated Saiyan prince.
"What?!" Bulma screamed furiously
"CCPB! That is the only uses for a woman!"
"Excuse me?"
"Cooking, cleaning, pleasure, breeding!"
"How ..." Bulma was so infuriated, she was lost for words "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Vegeta raised an eyebrow at this and then smirked his trademark smirk. He could sense a fight in the air.
"That's right!" Vegeta continued "Women are put on this planed to provide pleasure for their men! They have no other purpose!"
By now, steam was shooting out of Bulma's ears.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU ... YOU ..." Bulma tried to search for the words to describe her hate for the Saiyan prince, however was cut off before she had the chance.
"You are a pathetic, pitiful, lowly worm of a woman. You are below the male species and you should learn your place! You are weak, defenceless and rely on men for everything! You may be able to provide for yourself, but I'll tell you now, you would make a lousy mate! You couldn't even keep that baka of a 'boyfriend' of yours! Mind you, with a face like yours, I don't blame him from leaving!"
Bulma was now on the verge of tears. Vegeta had cut her deep. He knew he should stop there, but his pride kept him going.
"Oh, and woman, the only reason I call you woman is because you are so disgusting, I don't think that you deserve a name! You are hideous! Gained a few pounds haven't we? And what's the deal with that hair?! It's so greasy you could cook my breakfast on it – and believe me, that's A LOT of grease!"
Tears were now streaming down Bulma's face, Vegeta now wanted to stop, but something kept him going.
"Have you taken a shower this year? With the way you smell I think not! A Saiyans nose is very sensitive woman! Do you want to kill me or something? The reason that baka left you is probably because he couldn't stand the smell of you, let alone the sight! A dead rat that has been eaten by a cat and come out the other end would stand a better chance than you! Look at you! Your-"
"STOP!!!" Bulma screamed. She couldn't take any more of the verbal abuse Vegeta was willing to throw at her "Just stop"
Vegeta studied Bulma. She was shaking and crying. A smirk crossed his face as he studied the effect of his words on her.
"You think I'm bad?" Bulma questioned. Vegeta's smirk faded into a frown, he had a feeling where this was heading.
"If I'm that bad, then why am I the one with all the friends?! If I stink that bad, then why do you stay in MY house?! If I look that bad, then why have I had boyfriends in the first place?! You're nothing but a lonely, selfish, lying, egotistical, alien-freak show, bastard pig!!!"
Vegeta was about to respond, but Bulma didn't give him the chance.
"It's not my fault your planet was destroyed! It's not my fault you were taken by Frieza! It's not my fault you can't beat Goku! I didn't do anything wrong! I gave you a home! I fed you, clothed you, bathed you and took care of you! This is how you thank me?! How dare you even call yourself a man! You have no pride or honour! You have nothing!! And for your information, I broke up with Yamcha because he was cheating on me! Why you ask? The reason is because I wouldn't have sex with him!"
Vegeta was stunned, never before had he been spoken to like that before. It was true that she had given him many things, more than he cared to think about, but that was her choice, and she needed to learn her place! Vegeta studied Bulma and decided now would be a good time to offer an apology. He had hurt her a lot more than intended.
"Woman-"
"My name is not woman!"
"Fine ... Bulma"
"What now?!"
"I'm ... sorry"
"What?!" Bulma asked, shock apparent in her voice.
"I said I'm ... sorry ... I went too far"
Both stood there in silence for a few minutes before Bulma spoke.
"Why should I forgive you?"
"Because I'm sorry?"
"That's not a good enough excuse!"
"I do have an excuse"
"Oh yeah?! What?!"
"I don't know how to be nice or love"
"What?!"
"You heard"
"..."
"So I'm ... sorry ... for going too far"
"It's ok Vegeta" Bulma reassured "you just need to learn how to love again"
"Huh?"
"And you know what?"
"What?"
"I just thought of the best idea!"
"Oh no!"
End Flashback
"Fine woman, but I'm not getting anything ... cute!"
"Whatever!"
The two arrived outside the pet store and Bulma pulled Vegeta inside. Vegeta looked around as Bulma pulled him into a seat.
"You don't have to do anything!" She exclaimed happily "I'll bring the pets to you!"
"Goody!" Vegeta replied sarcastically
For the next few hours Bulma showed Vegeta animal after animal, but nothing seemed to impress the Saiyan prince.
"Dog?"
"Too ugly"
"Cat?"
"Hair balls"
"Hamster?"
"Escapes too much"
"Gerbil?"
"I'll squash it"
"Guinea pig?"
"Too lazy"
"Snake?"
"Too cute"
"Too cute???"
"Yes"
After several more hours of this, Bulma finally gave up and took the stubborn Saiyan home. She had tried everything she could and yet nothing seemed to impress the Saiyan!
That Night
"Woman?!" Vegeta called "WOMAN?!"
"Huh?"
Bulma had fallen asleep watching TV, only to be woken up by the Saiyan prince shaking her.
"Vegeta?" Bulma asked wearily "What is it?"
"Bulma, Bulma, I found a pet!" Vegeta exclaimed happily.
"You did?!" Bulma replied shocked
"Mmmhmm!"
Bulma studied Vegeta, he looked extremely happy and was even sporting the famous Goku grin!
"Wow! This must be some pet!"
"It is!"
"And now you can start to learn how to love again!"
"I already love fluffy!" Vegeta cried happily
"Fluffy?" Bulma asked sceptically
"Yep!"
Bulma was trying hard to stifle back a giggle at the name Vegeta had chosen.
"So where is it then?"
"Outside!"
"And you love it?"
"Yep!" Vegeta pointed outside to where his 'pet' was and Bulma fainted.
Vegeta shrugged and walked downstairs. He went to the freezer and grabbed a ton of meat. He then took it outside and fed it to his new pet raptor (dinosaur)!
"Yep!" Vegeta repeated happily "I love you the moment you ate Kakarot's dog named fluffy and made him cry! So I only thought it appropriate to name you after the occasion where we met!"
Vegeta hugged Fluffy's nose as the dinosaur ate. He then tied it's chain leash to a pole.
"I'll build you a house in the morning fluffy" Vegeta laughed "That woman doesn't know what she's got herself into!"
With that the Saiyan prince returned inside for some well deserved sleep. He slept peacefully that night with a clear conscience. He had done what the woman asked and learned to love again – well ... sort of!
Well I don't know what you think of it, but I thought the idea was pretty funny! I hope you liked it! I would like to give a special thanx to kissed by a prince! If it wasn't for the picture you sent me, I would have never thought of this idea!
Hi guys! I have some writers block for my other story, Vegeta's night out, so I decided to have a little fun writing a one-shot! This is my first try at one of these so try to be nice! If I get a positive response from any reviewers I may get, then I will try to add a few more! You may find some similarities between the works of Vegeta's baby sister and myself. Do not think that I am stealing any of her ideas! We created them together and so have decided to share them! Just so you know, this fic contains 80% drama/romance and 20% humour and the humour is saved until the end!
Disclaimer:- I do not own Dragonball Z, but I DO own fluffy! Muahahahahaha!!!
"Damn woman!" Vegeta muttered to himself.
He was in the car with Bulma, and they were on their way to the mall.
"Oh, stop complaining Vegeta! This is your own fault!" Bulma shouted back at the Saiyan prince.
"I can't see how it will help!"
"Aw! Is Veggie scared!" Bulma teased
"I most certainly am not!!" Vegeta cried
"Then what's the problem?"
"I just don't see the point!"
Bulma sighed in agitation, and Vegeta followed her example. Bulma sighed once again, this time longer.
"Are you trying to out-do me woman?!"
"No your majesty!" Bulma replied, mock fear evident in her voice
'Humph' Vegeta muttered and turned away from Bulma once again. Bulma glared at the prince and decided a good tease was in order. She took a deep breath and without warning shouted...
"Huuuurrrummmmppphhh!!!"
"You are challenging me!"
"I am not!"
"You are, you insolent, pathetic excuse for a female organism!"
"Oooohhh! Big word Geta! Be careful!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!" growled Vegeta "How dare you! Do you know who I am?!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're the prince of the Saiyans!" Bulma mocked "Strongest warrior n the universe! Cut the crap Vegeta!"
Vegeta growled and turned from Bulma; He was now looking out of his window in complete silence. Bulma smiled at her victory over the prince and continued to drive them to their destination. After about 15 minutes, they finally arrived.
"Here we are then!" declared Bulma
"I still don't see why we have to do this!"
"Don't you remember what happened this morning?!"
Start Flashback
"Woman!" Vegeta bellowed as loud as his lungs would allow "Where the hell is my breakfast?!"
"You have hands don't you?!" Bulma replied "Get it yourself!!!"
"That is your job woman!"
Bulma by now had entered the kitchen to confront the irritated Saiyan prince.
"What?!" Bulma screamed furiously
"CCPB! That is the only uses for a woman!"
"Excuse me?"
"Cooking, cleaning, pleasure, breeding!"
"How ..." Bulma was so infuriated, she was lost for words "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Vegeta raised an eyebrow at this and then smirked his trademark smirk. He could sense a fight in the air.
"That's right!" Vegeta continued "Women are put on this planed to provide pleasure for their men! They have no other purpose!"
By now, steam was shooting out of Bulma's ears.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU ... YOU ..." Bulma tried to search for the words to describe her hate for the Saiyan prince, however was cut off before she had the chance.
"You are a pathetic, pitiful, lowly worm of a woman. You are below the male species and you should learn your place! You are weak, defenceless and rely on men for everything! You may be able to provide for yourself, but I'll tell you now, you would make a lousy mate! You couldn't even keep that baka of a 'boyfriend' of yours! Mind you, with a face like yours, I don't blame him from leaving!"
Bulma was now on the verge of tears. Vegeta had cut her deep. He knew he should stop there, but his pride kept him going.
"Oh, and woman, the only reason I call you woman is because you are so disgusting, I don't think that you deserve a name! You are hideous! Gained a few pounds haven't we? And what's the deal with that hair?! It's so greasy you could cook my breakfast on it – and believe me, that's A LOT of grease!"
Tears were now streaming down Bulma's face, Vegeta now wanted to stop, but something kept him going.
"Have you taken a shower this year? With the way you smell I think not! A Saiyans nose is very sensitive woman! Do you want to kill me or something? The reason that baka left you is probably because he couldn't stand the smell of you, let alone the sight! A dead rat that has been eaten by a cat and come out the other end would stand a better chance than you! Look at you! Your-"
"STOP!!!" Bulma screamed. She couldn't take any more of the verbal abuse Vegeta was willing to throw at her "Just stop"
Vegeta studied Bulma. She was shaking and crying. A smirk crossed his face as he studied the effect of his words on her.
"You think I'm bad?" Bulma questioned. Vegeta's smirk faded into a frown, he had a feeling where this was heading.
"If I'm that bad, then why am I the one with all the friends?! If I stink that bad, then why do you stay in MY house?! If I look that bad, then why have I had boyfriends in the first place?! You're nothing but a lonely, selfish, lying, egotistical, alien-freak show, bastard pig!!!"
Vegeta was about to respond, but Bulma didn't give him the chance.
"It's not my fault your planet was destroyed! It's not my fault you were taken by Frieza! It's not my fault you can't beat Goku! I didn't do anything wrong! I gave you a home! I fed you, clothed you, bathed you and took care of you! This is how you thank me?! How dare you even call yourself a man! You have no pride or honour! You have nothing!! And for your information, I broke up with Yamcha because he was cheating on me! Why you ask? The reason is because I wouldn't have sex with him!"
Vegeta was stunned, never before had he been spoken to like that before. It was true that she had given him many things, more than he cared to think about, but that was her choice, and she needed to learn her place! Vegeta studied Bulma and decided now would be a good time to offer an apology. He had hurt her a lot more than intended.
"Woman-"
"My name is not woman!"
"Fine ... Bulma"
"What now?!"
"I'm ... sorry"
"What?!" Bulma asked, shock apparent in her voice.
"I said I'm ... sorry ... I went too far"
Both stood there in silence for a few minutes before Bulma spoke.
"Why should I forgive you?"
"Because I'm sorry?"
"That's not a good enough excuse!"
"I do have an excuse"
"Oh yeah?! What?!"
"I don't know how to be nice or love"
"What?!"
"You heard"
"..."
"So I'm ... sorry ... for going too far"
"It's ok Vegeta" Bulma reassured "you just need to learn how to love again"
"Huh?"
"And you know what?"
"What?"
"I just thought of the best idea!"
"Oh no!"
End Flashback
"Fine woman, but I'm not getting anything ... cute!"
"Whatever!"
The two arrived outside the pet store and Bulma pulled Vegeta inside. Vegeta looked around as Bulma pulled him into a seat.
"You don't have to do anything!" She exclaimed happily "I'll bring the pets to you!"
"Goody!" Vegeta replied sarcastically
For the next few hours Bulma showed Vegeta animal after animal, but nothing seemed to impress the Saiyan prince.
"Dog?"
"Too ugly"
"Cat?"
"Hair balls"
"Hamster?"
"Escapes too much"
"Gerbil?"
"I'll squash it"
"Guinea pig?"
"Too lazy"
"Snake?"
"Too cute"
"Too cute???"
"Yes"
After several more hours of this, Bulma finally gave up and took the stubborn Saiyan home. She had tried everything she could and yet nothing seemed to impress the Saiyan!
That Night
"Woman?!" Vegeta called "WOMAN?!"
"Huh?"
Bulma had fallen asleep watching TV, only to be woken up by the Saiyan prince shaking her.
"Vegeta?" Bulma asked wearily "What is it?"
"Bulma, Bulma, I found a pet!" Vegeta exclaimed happily.
"You did?!" Bulma replied shocked
"Mmmhmm!"
Bulma studied Vegeta, he looked extremely happy and was even sporting the famous Goku grin!
"Wow! This must be some pet!"
"It is!"
"And now you can start to learn how to love again!"
"I already love fluffy!" Vegeta cried happily
"Fluffy?" Bulma asked sceptically
"Yep!"
Bulma was trying hard to stifle back a giggle at the name Vegeta had chosen.
"So where is it then?"
"Outside!"
"And you love it?"
"Yep!" Vegeta pointed outside to where his 'pet' was and Bulma fainted.
Vegeta shrugged and walked downstairs. He went to the freezer and grabbed a ton of meat. He then took it outside and fed it to his new pet raptor (dinosaur)!
"Yep!" Vegeta repeated happily "I love you the moment you ate Kakarot's dog named fluffy and made him cry! So I only thought it appropriate to name you after the occasion where we met!"
Vegeta hugged Fluffy's nose as the dinosaur ate. He then tied it's chain leash to a pole.
"I'll build you a house in the morning fluffy" Vegeta laughed "That woman doesn't know what she's got herself into!"
With that the Saiyan prince returned inside for some well deserved sleep. He slept peacefully that night with a clear conscience. He had done what the woman asked and learned to love again – well ... sort of!
Well I don't know what you think of it, but I thought the idea was pretty funny! I hope you liked it! I would like to give a special thanx to kissed by a prince! If it wasn't for the picture you sent me, I would have never thought of this idea!