Note on the text- I don't own holes, just in case anyone thought otherwise. Nor do I own the name Tony Railenger which comes from a Disney movie called "The Incredibles." I own not Batman, the Boy Wonder (A.k.A Robin), or any other super hero mentioned. I also don't own Bob Dylan or the Blues Brothers, though both are referenced to in this story. I do own Kay, the teachers, Lobo, Tony's gang, and all the other small minute characters not mentioned. If any reader uses them in their story I will personally be seen around their house with my 12 gage.
I would like to thank my sister, whose name shall not be written, for lots of ideas for this story and her support. Thanks.
The Framing of Magnet
Chapter One
It was a wonderfully sunshiny day for that close to fall. Huston Texas High opened up its doors almost one hundred and twenty new students. Known formally as, The Freshes. Every year a new group came in, but this year proved very challenging. Two newly found millionaire, x-convict boys where making their way to Huston High. Stanly Ylnats and Hector Zeronie.
Now the principle watched anxiously form behind cheap plastic window shades as the millionaires made their approach.
Stanly strode proudly next to Hector, his eyes scanning a crowd of girls from behind mirrored sunglasses. He wore a blue pinstriped suit; the best money could buy, flown over first class from Italy. Hand made custom fit loafers covered his feet and a navy derby hat rested on top of his springy brown hair. A steal bullet-proof briefcase swung in his hand. He was the Millionaire. Zero was dressed likewise only he also wore a navy tie. In short, when they both walked together, Caveman and Zero looked like the Blues Brothers.
School councilors held their breath. They anticipated many sessions with these boys, trying to make them see their peers as equals.
Zero later blamed Stanly for making them trip over the water hose, after all it had been his idea to wear the mirrored sunglasses so they could stare at the girls with out them seeing.
Stanly was the first to go down, capsizing with a surprised 'oof'. Hector fallowed in silence, his briefcase soaring through the air and landing inside the principle's office with a horrific crash as the head man's window shattered.
The school entrance way exploded in laughter and suppressed giggles.
"Watch where you're going, man!" Stanly ordered as embarrassed he stood up and brushed himself off.
"Hey don't blame me Stanly," Zero snapped back, "the sunglasses where your idea! Did you see where my briefcase went?"
"No," replied Stanly as he continued his way inside, "don't worry it will turn up."
Hector stood up and ran until he was at Caveman's side. "We could always sue for the hose; we still have a good lawyer."
Stanly shrugged and stopped to survey a group of incoming girls. He tried to rest his elbow on the perimeter wall, but he overshot and thus leaned on air and fell into the bushes below. Slapping himself on the forehead, as once again chuckles sounded, Zero slipped his legs over the wall and slid down after Stanly.
The principles and social workers let out long sighs of relief. Millionaires or not these boys where just like all the other Freshies. Boys will be boys.
