Disclaimer: Okay, these characters aren't mine, they all belong to the late J.R.R. Tolken…even though I wish Legolas is mine…and even though I was left up to my own devises for to long…so, maybe some of the characters are mine, but you'll notice which ones are…I wish Legolas was mine! (Whimper whimper)

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Scene one:

Take one

Gandalf: listen to me, Froddo Baggins, you must take this ring to Bree, where I'll be mysteriously delayed on account of Sarumans mad about our football party that I missed. After you realize that I'm never gonna come, you will travel to Rivendale with a guy that has never bathed a day in his life. Okay?

Froddo: are you being serious? You mean that I get to go on holiday?

Gandalf: uhhh…

Director: CUT!!!

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Take two

Gandalf: blablablablablabla…okay?

Froddo: …okay…(whimper whimper)

Gandalf: now what's wrong?

Froddo: your staff is on my foot! (Eye's start tearing)

Gandalf: oh…okay…sorry…

The black riders come on stage all dressed in black, with the exemption of little pink tutu's on each one. (The swan lake music mysteriously comes on)

Director: CUT!!!

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Take one

(In the council with Elrond)

Elrond: bring forth the ring, Froddo.

Froddo: (puts ring on table)

Legolas: (cocks head) ohhh…pretty!

Elrond: one of you must take this ring into Mordor, in which you will most likely die, leaving the next person in line to take it the rest of the way…We'll Draw Straws!!

Froddo: I'LL TAKE IT!

Gandalf: (under his breath) not yet, Froddo! (Smiles at everyone)

Froddo: okay…

The rest of the fellowship joins Froddo, blablabla…

Froddo: okay, now who here knows how to get to Mordor?

Fellowship: *-*…Mordor?

Froddo: (Anime style face flop)







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