There once were a bunch of nekos living in a forest. They are the warriors of the forest. Now what happens to them is strange indeed...
Ravenpaw stood at the edge of the clearing with his friend Firepaw. They both were talking about Tigerclaw's cruelty when a twoleg dropped into the clearing. The twoleg then spoke: "Hi. I'm Lily, the narrator." Then she lifted a turtle out of her hands, twirled in circles singing "We need a Little Christmas", spoke something about a twoleg named Mrs. Kay, and dropped the turtle. Right onto Ravenpaw's head.
Ravenpaw freaked out. He screamed. he shivered. He yelled "My Little Pony!" He shivered. then he danced. Then he said "There is a monster on my head. Firepaw, save me! This is worse than Tigerstar! i will get my revenge..."