Scorpion: Hey, I should kill you! You took my playboys give them back! (beep)
Sub Zero: Hey, where were you last night? my power is out, could you stick your head in the power outlet to charge it up? ( beep)
Lui Kang: hey this is not good, Bruce Lee called and said he wants to beat me up, Why? (beep)
Ryu: This is Ryu we want Ken back So tell "Kobra" to get back here (beep)
Kenshi: yes, I found the button! But Stryker took my Katana for reasons beyond me no where is the off button CAN SOMEONE HELP ME (beep)
Drahmin: Stryker is humping hisself with the Katana, You better get it (beep)
Stryker: Man, Kenshi got it back, all I was doing was putting holes in something (beep)
Blockbuster; hello sir, we need Mortal Kombat the Movie back, It's 5 days overdue! (beep)
Video Warehouse: We believe you rented Thunder God Women gone wild, we need it back (beep)
Scorpion: thanks for giving them back, I love Porn (beep)
Scorpion: I will kill you! You messed up one of my magizines I found white, slimey stuff in it, It even had little electrical charges in it (beep)
Sub Zero: Thanks for getting the power back, sorry about your certain part getting burned, but that was all that would fit (beep)
Jax: when we going to the strip club (beep)
Scorpion: I cleaned it off, I guess we are cool (beep)
Shang Tsung: I hate You, GIVE ME BACK MY TWINKIES! (beep)
Jax: Man, Jarek is meanie, He gave me a wedgie! (beep)
Candy:You still owe me 50 dollars for that Bj, my mouth still burns from it! (beeos)
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