Hey guys. I'm new to this. I've read the stories here, but never got the chance to review. Anyway, here, the gang talks about Berry's way of talking. Remember, first fanfic here. So be nice. But if you have any complaints about the story, let me know anyway. Okay, here we go. Don't own The Big Bang Theory.
It was just another day at the apartment. The five fiends were sitting at the apartment, eating Chinese food and watching Star Trek. Well, almost everybody. Sheldon was thinking.
"Hmm..."
He said as he put his food down and placed one arm on his lap, with the other holding his chin. Leonard looked at his roommate.
"Problem?"
The rest of the group stopped eating.
"I can't, for the life of me, wonder why Kripy talks in that annoying talk."
Penny looked at Leonard.
"Who's Kripy?"
Penny asked.
"He's Sheldon's rival at the University."
Howard said.
"He's not just a rival at the University. He's a rival on Facebook,"
Sheldon clarified for Penny. Penny nodded.
"Right. And he uses baby talk?"
The four scientists nodded.
"Yeah. And it's really annoying."
Howard said. Raj whispered something to him.
"Yeah okay fine."
The other four looked at him.
"Raj says that Kripy might use baby talk to to annoy us."
The others thought about it.
"Or maybe his parents didn't talk to him as a kid. That would explain why he's stupid."
Sheldon said as he chuckled at his home. The others just stared at him.
"Well I thought it was funny."
Sheldon said. The others just stayed quiet.
"Okay then."
Sheldon said before he went back to wondering. Suddenly, an alert appeared on the laptop in the house. Lenard got up and walked over to the laptop. It was an alert on Skype from no other then Kripky.
"Hewow woosers."
Berry Kripky said.
"Oh dear lord."
Sheldon said in annoyance.
"Hey Kripky!"
Penny shouted cheerfully from where she was sitting..
"Hewow Penny."
Kripky said sweetly. Sheldon walked over to the laptop.
"Yknow'know Kripky, it baffles me that you use baby take, even though you're a grown man. Care to explain?"
"Nope."
Kripky said simply.
"I wader weave you in da dawk."
She,don stood up.
"Well, if you won't tell us, I'll just have to scan your brain."
And with that, Sheldon left the room. When Sheldon left, Kripky started talking.
"Is shewwy gone?"
Lenard Roj, and Howard looked to Sheldon's room.
"Yup, he's gone."
Lenard said.
"C'mere."
Kripky said. The four friends walked over and sat around the laptop.
"I'ww teww you guy why I used baby tawk. Onwy if you guys pwomise nevew to teww Shewwy."
The group nodded.
"I use baby tawk because I wasfowsed to watch Sesame Stweet wit my wittwe sibwings."
The four friends just stared that the screen.
"But dat's not the weaw weason. Da weaw weason is because I wanna twy out cow a pawt."
The friends just stared.
"Really? Wow, that's actually pretty cool."
Roj whispered something in Howard's ear.
"He says his favorite character is Elmo. I like Elmo too."
"Yeah, he so cute. And the way he talks. It's so adorable."
Kripky nodded.
"But you have to pwomis not to tell shewwy."
The group nodded.
"Promise."
They all said at the same time. Sheldon came out soon after.
"I heard it all."
"Dang his Vulcan hearing."
Everybody but Sheldon said.
"Now I just have one question."
Everybody turned to Kripky.
"Why does the autow aways caww me kwipky? Da name's Bewwy! You heaw me?! Bewwy!"
Everybody laughed. And now that the theory of Barry's baby talk is salves, we can all rest. And now I'll just leave you guys to do what you want...
Hey guys. Hoped you like it. Remember, first time doing a fanfic in this archives. I was just bored and wanted something to do. If you guys don't like it, they just tell me what you liked or hated about it. I'll take criticism. Just tell me. And if you do, I might just do one about Sheldon and a rubix cube. Anyway, review.