UPDATED: I just wanted to let everyone know that I went through this chapter and fixed a lot of mistakes as well as added a little bit more to the story because I love you guys so much :3
So enjoy~
Me: Yaoi fans around the world…
Lala: You know you love us!
Tohru: Back by popular demand!
X: Grr…
All: IT'S THE YAOI*FANFIC*MOB!
Me: (tears) It's been so long…
X: And whose fault is that?
Me: (smacks X)
Lala: But we come baring new yaoi for your enjoyment~
Tohru: You should like it since it took her forever to type.
Me: (depression)
Lala: Will you shut up about that, you know she lost her house key and USB.
Me: (gloom)
X: You just made it worse…
Lala: (shock) Oops~?
X: (sighs)
Tohru: Let's just start this already before the author kills herself.
Lala: Maxx does not own Naruto or anything related to Kishimoto-sensei!
Tohru: This is yaoi meaning boyxboy, so if you don't like…
X: You can get the fuck out…
Me: (reading the story in the corner)
L, T, & X: READ, ENJOY, and REVIEW!
Bullies, Magic, Love, and Other Things Dealing with High School Wizards~
By: naru1014
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki was just your run-of-the-mill, regular, everyday nerd. He crushed on the hot basketball super star, he got picked on by the sexiest gang bangers in Konoha High, and he was at the very top of his class. But soon, everything changes in the blink of an eye as his once average life starts spinning out of control.
He's kissed by the boy he hates, almost raped by the boys that bully him on a day-to-day basis, and gets saved by a wise-cracking fairy who tells him he's a wizard destined to save the world…from something or another.
As if fitting in wasn't tough enough…add magic into the mix.
Chapter One
My life used to be totally boring, really it did, and god did I love it. The only thing I had to worry about was not getting harassed by the by the seniors, and staying away from the cafeteria food, which nobody knows what's in. Now I have to worry about evil bully villains, weird magic, and my neighborhood blowing-up! But let me push the rewind button to a time when my life was still boring.
X~x~X
Naruto Uzumaki; yep that's me, messy blond hair, black thick-rimmed glasses, and a school uniform that other students didn't even know existed. My book bag was always heavy, my arms were always clinging to my journal (which was totally NOT a diary by the way), and my small body was always constantly shoved into lockers. I was a total geek. I was so geeky that even the nerds and social outcasts shunned me. But there were two places where I could feel safe during the school hours, my own Secret Garden if you will, the library, and Mr. Umino's classroom. He's my Pre-AP Algebra I teacher, and god did I love that man. Not in the whole "teacher and student" forbidden relationship kind of thing, no, no, no, no! I loved him like a father. My real father died when I was just a baby, so I've lived with my older brother Kyuubi after our mother left long ago. He's currently 24-years-old and works at a local bookstore to pay for the house our parents left behind for us; I don't know what I would have done without him.
But back to Mr. Umino; he's the only person I could go to whenever I needed to talk, I couldn't tell my brother because who knows what he'd do if he ever found out, but I never told Mr. Umino about the bullies either (he would just worry himself to death about it like the mother-hen he was). Besides the never-ending torment though, I was in love. Well, it might have been all the fish sticks and ramen-cups I eat on a daily basis messing up the inner workings of my brain, but it felt like love to me. His name was Gaara no Sabaku; good grades, cool disposition, the school's star basketball player, he was just perfect in every sense of the word. Of course, he had no idea who I was, why would he when he was so popular and cool, and I was just some random little nobody? It just wasn't set in stone, just something that could never happen. Now that I think about it, I should have told him how I felt. Because now, I don't think I'll be able to anytime soon.
It all started on a Tuesday, well not right away of course, but I'm getting there. It was the same old, same old. I was at my locker, getting my Biology textbook for my next class, when my tormentors came down the hallway in all their "All-Mighty Glory". They were known as The Akatsuki, we don't know why they named themselves that, but nobody really wants to try and find out either. The group consisted of their leader Pain, a boy so diabolical, even teachers wouldn't deal with him (I mean, they tried, but it always ended badly); Itachi, the "Hottest Boy on Earth" as known by his enormous fan-base; Sasori, a short red-head with a weird fixation for puppets (the guy was a total weirdo); Kakuzu, a boy obsessed with money and his boyfriend (more like sex-slave if you ask me) Hidan; Hidan, a boy obsessed with himself and a God he created inside of my own head (crazy alert); and last but certainly not least, Deidara…no comment. Yes, these six boys have been giving me Hell ever since I stepped foot inside the halls of Konoha High School. They were so evil, nasty, bloodthirsty, ruthless, vile, horrible, and (sexy), they made DarVader look like a saint. Ok, bad joke, but you get the picture.
So I was at my locker, when suddenly, Pain slammed it shut in my face, almost taking my fingers off in the process.
"Who told you, you could be in our hallway dork?" I could feel all 178 pounds of him (all muscle) looming over me (105lb), his hot breath on the back of my neck causing me to shudder.
"I-It's not your hallway Pain; it's for everyone in the school building. You can't take claim on public property." Pain punched the locker right next to my head after my little remark, making me flinch in fear.
"Did I say you could speak you piece of trash?" The other members of the gang smirked at this.
"N-no." I whimpered weakly.
"No, I didn't. So if you know what's good for ya you'll leave right now." He didn't have to tell me twice, getting my textbook was totally forgotten as I powerwalked my way away from The Akatsuki as fast as my little legs could carry me. I felt like such an idiot, and Ms. Anko wasn't all too happy about me sharing a book with my neighbor either. But it wasn't my fault The Akatsuki hated my guts, just my bad luck.
X~x~X
My morning classes came and went, and soon it was time for lunch. I never dared enter the cafeteria, so I took my lunch-box out of my locker (as quickly as possible I might add) and went into the empty courtyard. I chewed on my honey-ham sandwich (1) as I thought about the day so far. I finished my project for Mr. Hatake's Pre-AP English I class, I saw Mr. Umino in the hallway and chatted with him for a little while, and the hot guys from H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks scared me shitless (excuse my French). Why couldn't they just leave me alone? I never did anything to them; at least I don't think I did.
As I sipped on my juice-box, Deidara (whose last name I still didn't know, and really didn't care to find out) turned the corner and entered into the courtyard as well, his long blond hair flowing down his head in graceful waves of honey-gold. I wasn't going to lie, I was all kinds of gay, and he was hotter than hot (not as hot as Gaara-sempai though), so I was a more than a little nervous when I looked around and saw that we were like the only two people inside of the courtyard. He was tall, with a body made for sports (though he was WAY too lazy to even consider joining any), his dark blue eyes were deep and captivating in a way, pulling me in the longer I looked into them, and that smirk he was sending me gave my body chills.
Deidara had always been strange to me. He was cruel like the other boys, but sometimes he would do the most unexpected things. He sat down next to me and continued to stare, watching my every move. I soon found myself staring back at him, watching him watch me in complete and total silence. His tongue traveled over his lips slowly, making my body heat up in places I didn't even KNOW could heat up. I sat paralyzed as he began moving closer to me, almost as if he was in some kind of a trance, and my heart almost stopped beating altogether as his lips brushed against mine ever so softly. I couldn't stop the rapid thumping that started up in my chest, but hoped that Deidara couldn't hear it.
These where the times I couldn't figure the guy out (not that he ever kissed me before, sometimes he would talk to me in the halls, he sit next to me in class when the rest of the goons weren't around). He could be so cold one minute, and then come right back around and seem as warm and caring as the sunlight shining down above us. While we (kind of unwillingly on my part I may add) shared this moment together, we didn't know Pain was watching lividly from the shadows silently.
X~x~X
The rest of the day flew by, mostly because my mind was lost to the world. Deidara's kiss just kept poking at the back of my brain and wouldn't go away no matter how hard I wanted it to. I tried everything to forget about it, but that just made it even worse. My mind was playing tricks on me, playing scenes over and over inside my head. Scenes where Deidara's hands roamed over every aspect of my tanned body slowly, where I moaned out his name loudly and begged for more (scenes that basically turned me into a walking tomato). I didn't have feelings for Deidara, that stupid kiss had just messed something up in my brain is all because I was totally in love with Gaara and that was that!
As I made my way out one of the side doors of the school building, I became somewhat trapped. Itachi was sitting on the side wall of the school smoking, Sasori was doing God knows what with one of his creepy puppets he had brought to torment freshmen with, and both Pain and Deidara were nowhere to be found. Small moans soon drifted into my ears, and when I looked to the other side I saw Kakuzu with his tongue dipped into Hidan's mouth like he was searching for gold or something, and his hand down the Jashin believers' pants. Hidan's moaning could probably be heard all over the entire school he was so loud, not that either of them seemed to care. He yelled out Kakuzu's name as he ran his fingers through the older boy's naturally gray hair, and grinded into the taller male as much as he could to get the friction he so desperately needed. I quickly turned away, trying not to stare like some pervert.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Itachi watched me with his percing blood-red eyes as he took another long drag from the cigarette handing loosely at the side of his mouth. I knew better than to answer back, so I just kept silent.
"You've been a nasty little hoe, haven't you? Pain knows."
I couldn't stop myself from retorting, "Knows what?" But as soon as the words traveled passed my lips, my hair was grabbed and tugged back harshly.
"He didn't say you could speak." Sasori's rough lips began slowly caressing my neck, and then just as quickly, his teeth bit into my smooth flesh harshly, causing blood to spill from the wound and bruise starting to form. I yelped in pain, which just caused him to gnaw down harder as his hands slowly moved down my thighs.
I couldn't stop the jerk as he slowly began unzipping my pants and sinking his hand inside.
"You're screams of distress bring me great pleasure Uzumaki. Louder my little slut, scream louder. But it's not like anyone will hear you." Itachi watched in amusement as Sasori racked my body with pain and a sick, twisted pleasure I didn't want. And I was close to blacking-out, welcoming the awaiting darkness that called out to me, when all of a sudden Sasori was ripped off of my body completely.
"What the fuck are you doing!" I knew that voice anywhere; I turned quickly and saw Deidara holding Sasori up by his collar. The red-head just stared up at the taller male, smirking.
"What, mad you didn't get a turn? Oh wait, you did." Deidara's fist smashed into Sasori's face after that little comment, sending the puppet lover flying then crashing onto the sidewalk with a loud thud. Itachi laughed, "Ooo, what a bad boy you are Dei. Pain thinks so too, I mean, you DID touch his property after all."
"Naruto doesn't belong to him." He retorted.
"It's a little late to be playing the knight in shining armor you know." Hidan chuckled, stilled being ravished by Kakuzu against the wall.
"Why do you care about him now anyway?" Itachi jumped down from the wall. "Just a week ago, you were helping Pain beat the shit out of him."
It was true; I didn't know why Deidara was helping me. He had no reason to, unless it had something to do with the "K" word. I told him to stop and just leave it alone, but he just ignored me and pulled me behind him before glaring at Itachi.
"Ooo, scary-scary, please, what's a cute little blondie like yourself going to do? Scratch me with your fake nails, hit me with a purse?" He mocked.
"Just get the hell out of my way, and I won't have to kick your ass ya bitch." The blond replied with a smirk of his own. "I wouldn't want your Fangirls to come crying to me after I knock some of your teeth out."
"Why in such a rush Deidara?" I felt a chill go down my spine, and not that weird feeling kind of chill. That "Oh my god, I'm in REALLY BIG TROUBLE" kind of chill. Pain was making beads of sweat fall from the older blond's forehead as well as mine as he stalked closer.
"It seems you've kept the wool over our eyes quite nicely Deidara. First you were more then happy to help us "play" with little Naruto, but NOW you're all upset and wide-eyed about it?" Pain stood face-to-face with Deidara, his eyes never once wavering. My fingers twisted in fear, I hadn't even realized that I was gripping the back of Deidara's shirt so tightly. My heart drummed hard inside my chest, I could barely stand up. I was terrified, more than I'd ever been before in my life. If Deidara was trying to protect me so badly, what did Pain plan on doing to me…or even him for that matter?
"D-deidara?" I squeaked out pathetically.
"I'll do whatever you want Pain, just leave the kid alone." Pain chuckled softly then back-handed Deidara across the face with such inhuman force, it sent him flying into the concrete with a deadly crunch.
"D-DEIDARA!" I tried to go to him, but Pain grabbed my arm and pulled me to his muscular chest before I even had the chance.
"Do you know how it makes me feel when I see you with another man Naruto?" I just whimpered softly, "P-p-please."
"DO YOU!" Pain roared, gripping my arms tightly. My cheeks began to soak as salty tears ran down my face. I turned my head and saw Deidara lying on the ground a few feet away, in a pool of his own blood that flowed from the large gash in the back of his head. But Pain ripped my head back to face him soon after.
"See, this is exactly what I'm talking about Naruto. YOU SHOULD ONLY LOOK AT ME!" Pain crushed his lips against mine painfully. I couldn't do anything; Deidara was dying, if he already wasn't dead yet, and Pain was getting ready to have his way with me while I was much too weak, physically and mentally, to do anything about it. I had lost all hope, then suddenly the unexpected happened.
I became blinded by a flashing light; I couldn't see or feel anything. I soon opened my eyes, not realizing that I had them closed, and looked around. Pain stood frozen in front of me, as well as everyone and thing else. There was absolutely no movement whatsoever, the only thing to be heard was my heavy breathing and my pounding heart. I soon dropped down next to Deidara's unmoving body, tears still in my eyes.
"D-d-deidara? Why aren't you moving! P-please…d-d-don't leave me all alone you jerk!" I cried softly to myself, my voice sounding squeakier than usual. "Y-y-you…can't just k-kiss me and d-die…"
"Boys aren't supposed to cry you know. But you do look kind of like a girl, so I'll let it slide this time."
Pink.
That was the first thing I saw, as I blinked about 20 times. A tiny girl with shocking pink hair, dressed from head-to-toe in a peachy colored dress that seemed to hover over her pale body, floated about two feet in front of my face. Saying I was shocked would have had to been the understatement of the century.
"W-w-what?"
"Use your big-boy words Naruto-san." The fairy replied.
"H-how do you know my name?" I squeaked out, holding Deidara close to my body as I arms continued to tremble.
"Why shouldn't I? I mean, YOU are my wizard destined to save the world from total annihilation, and…I'm kind of your guide silly. Those words were that last things that echoed through my head as everything around me went dark.
(1)-I love honey ham so much, but I think I ate too much of it lol
Naruto: Well ain't that a kick
Sakura: Yet another cliffy
Naruto: Well you can't expect people to read this anymore if you don't leave 'em hanging over the edge
Sakura: (shock) You actually said something smart for once in your life
Sasuke: (pets Naruto on the head)
Naruto: Yay, I got praised! (giggle)
Sakura: In the next installment of this yaoi expo you will find out more about Naruto, the wizard.
Sasuke: Hn
Naruto: But remember, Read and Review, or No Chappie For You~