How To Annoy Jay
1. Interrupt him (Especially when he is in the middle of telling a story).
2. Talk louder than him.
3. Invite his parents over.
4. Steal all his inventions.
5. Blame it on Sensei.
6. Create a working invention and show it off.
7. Tell him Cole got Nya pregnant.
8. Put the dress of the girl he had on in that one episode in his closet.
9. Make fun of him about the dress.
10. When he's not looking put him in the dress, take a photo and upload it to all social media websites.
10. Tell him Zane messed with his Robot Fighting thing again.
11. Stare at him until he yells.
12. If he asks you a question, do NOT answer him.
13. Randomly start laughing when he enters the room.
14. If he asks why your laughing, refer to no. 12.
15. Tell him he dropped his pocket and that his socks are untied.
16. Steal his cotton candy while he is eating it.
17. Tell him he talks to much.
18. Swing his nunchucks around and pretend that you are Jackie Chan.
19. Ask him if he is the ninja of air/wind.
20. If he says lighting, start calling him The Flash.
21. Tell him that he will never be an successful inventor.
22. Constantly, at the end of each of his sentences say 'What?' As if you didn't hear him. If he repeats himself scream and run away.
23. Mumble (He hates it)
24. Practice an annoying laugh (I recommend: Mwhahahahahahahahahaha or Kesesesesesesese or a most terrifying one, Kololololololo).
25. Show him this list (Either he will laugh or scream at you. If not I suggest you run).
Hehe, Hey guys, so I just wrote this because I'm still stuck in the doom hole I call WritersBlock and it is not fun. Anyway I hoped you laught at my lame attempt at humor and if you want to let me put in a 'how to annoy 'whoever' just let me know in the reviews.
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