Sorry I'm Just Allergic to You

By: Kimmy Flare

Chapter One

Since the day he was born, he was absolutely afraid of women. He would cry in his mothers' arms and refused to drink from her. When she smiled he had nightmares. Just when he started to walk she would call for him, instead he would run away. She got so depressed she decided to send him to an all boy school when he started kindergarten. There he felt so in place, nothing could possibly destroy this male paradise. Or was there?

Just one mile away from the male haven was built another all same gender school, but it wasn't for males. The female species invaded the minds of the hormonal boys. Most were getting caught sneaking out and peeking in the bathrooms. Not to mention that the teachers found it hard to travel from one school to the other to teach. A school debate went on about uniting the two schools considering the fact that it was owned by the same person. Sasuke took leadership in leaving it the way it is.

But nothing would be changed until the owner made up his mind. No one knew who the owner was until later on.

"What is wrong with the guys?!" Sasuke sits back. "Who wants those nasty, perfume infested girls not to mention they go through something called period. I heard it stinks and that it makes them bitchy."

"Let it go Sasuke, just 'cause you don't like him doesn't mean that we don't. Girls are soft, with smooth voices, big breast…oh I love big breasts!" Shikamaru starts to think to himself. "So bouncy bouncy…" His face flushes.

"You're just gross Shikamaru. What's a girl without breasts?" Naruto chuckles to himself. "Not interesting." The guys laugh amongst themselves. Sasuke stands up holding back his vomit.

"Imbeciles, I'm surrounded by them." Sasuke states giving the stink eye to his friends.

"What are you gay?" Naruto asks. Sasuke eyes open wide. Just then Sai turns. "I mean Sai's been hitting on you for the past two years, just give him a chance." Sasuke slaps the back for Naruto's head. "What the hell was that for?"

"Wait, are you?" Shikamaru covers his breasts. "My eyes are right here man!" Sasuke starts backing away as Shikamaru points to his face. "I should've known I'm irresistible. I should be charged with being too hot." The guys start to laugh. "Where did Sasuke go?" Just then Sai sits with them.

"Is he really gay?" Sai asks.

"No he's asexual." They all answer.

Sasuke wonders down the hallway shaking off the goose bumps on his arm. Why couldn't anyone understand that he couldn't stand girls…they're just icky! They carry germs, and wanted so much attention. Not to mention they require money because they love to shop. Sasuke pat his pocket where his wallet was. Nice and full. Just when he was going down the hall someone else was in the other side, someone new, and someone he never seen before.

Little did he know the guy in front of him was going to be the turning point of his life…