Author Note:
We. Are. BACK, bitches. I am so so so so so so sorry it took me forever to write this sequel, and I'm not even close to done with this! It's a major work in progress. I'm relying on lots of reader feedback to help me continue it. I have a lot written already as backup though. Don't worry.
It has been two years since part 1 came to a close. I apologize for this, again. Since then, a new SSB game has come out. I WILL use a few new characters, but not all since there are so many and I don't own the game so I am not too familiar with their antics or behaviors. If you want me to add or remove some, let me know. I'm very open to your suggestions.
I hope people still care about this! I intend to release these in weekly installments. I cannot do daily like I did last time.
Anyways, again, rated MA for language, alcohol use, probably drug use, and also sex. Enjoy!
The holidays were drawing to a close. The extended two-month vacation gave the Brawlers the rest they needed, but it was time to leave their respective worlds and return to the Smash Mansion. Unfortunately, a lot can change in two months, and going home could mean a return to old habits.
"We must never speak of this to anyone." Peach tied her silk robe tightly at her waist. "This didn't happen, and this can't happen again." She crossed her arms.
"Relax," a low growl assured her. "I won't tell."
Princess Peach sighed happily. She walked over to the fireplace and cuddled into her companion's arms. "How can I trust you, Bowser?"
"You can't," he lay back by the fire, completely satiated. "I can't believe we have to go back tomorrow. Do you think anyone will think it's weird that we go in together?"
"I hope not. But like, Mario didn't even come save me this time."
"Well, for one, I took over your castle this time," he opened his hands to show the surrounding area. "And two, it's the fucking holidays. Even plumbers take the day off."
"Still," Peach sat up. "Your little minions haven't even heard anything? It's just weird."
"Oh, Princess, don't expect the entire Mushroom Kingdom to have an aneurysm every time I stop by. I think they know by now."
"That's so bad!" She frowned, but smiled once Bowser took her face with his hand. "Well…as long as the boys in Altea don't know." She kissed him.
"I'm going to be honest, I just wanted to spend Christmas with you," he grinned.
"Oh, yeah. Taking me hostage. What a great gift."
Bowser just laughed and pulled her in for another kiss. The two came together again, completely forgetting about a certain blue-haired mercenary anxiously waiting to see his princess again the next day.
It was a surprisingly warm January morning, good weather for the Brawlers who had to haul back their suitcases loaded with gifts and winter sweaters. Everyone was excited to see each other again. Master Hand stood in the foyer and wished a happy New Year to anyone who entered, passing out champagne to the older residents.
"Ahh," Princess Zelda happily accepted a flute from Master Hand and turned to Link. "Doesn't this remind you of the cruise?"
"That's exactly what I was thinking of," Link clinked glasses with her.
"Ugh, move aside," Samus pushed her way between them and went right for the champagne.
Master Hand greeted her warmly, "Miss Aran! Good to see you. Here's to a Happy-"
"Cut the shit," Samus snapped. She grabbed two flutes.
"When did Pit start drinking?" Link asked.
Samus whipped around and glared at Link with icy, cold eyes. The corner of her mouth was turned slightly upward in a snarl. She quickly downed both drinks, grabbed her bags, and stormed upstairs.
Zelda's eyes widened, "What did you say?"
"I don't know. You were here." Link shrugged and took his princess's hand. "Screw it. Let's just go see if we can get our own room." They went upstairs.
As it was a day of arrival, the duo of Marth and Ike took their usual setup near the front door with a cooler of beers to make fun of everyone. They kicked up their feet and got ready for a show.
"How's it going with uh…with whats-her-face?" Ike asked.
"You fucking kidding me, right? You don't know her name?" Marth shook his head. "Unbelievable."
"Like anyone does," Ike laughed to himself and pointed to a short dude in a blue helmet. "Who is that?"
Marth squinted and leaned forward. "You know…I have no idea. Call him over."
Ike whistled to Blue Helmet and waved him over. "Hey! Who are you?"
Blue Helmet approached them warily, "I'm Mega Man."
Ike shot Marth a look. "No fucking way! Are you joining us in Brawl?"
Mega Man nodded, "I think they're getting started on the next installment, so they're bringing us in." He tipped his helmet at the swordsmen and plodded off.
Link and Zelda joined the two right then, as they were freaking out excitedly over possible new members. Link grabbed a beer for himself and leaned back against the couch with an arm around Zelda.
"Dude," Ike shook Link's shoulders. "We could get new girls."
Link rolled his eyes, "Why didn't we get this a few months ago?"
Zelda giggled, "Do I have to be worried?"
"No," Link kissed her cheek. "Well, maybe Peach should be," he winked at his friend.
Ike shook his head, "No way. I said I'd commit and I will. But damn, it'll be nice to have more eye candy around here."
"How is Princess Toadstool, by the way?" Marth asked.
Ike shrugged, "To be honest, I didn't see her much over break. I was always doing shit with you-" he shoved Marth to prove his point. "And when I tried to get over to the Mushroom Kingdom for Christmas, she got fucking kidnapped."
"Ouch, what timing," Marth cracked another Sam Adams. "I see her ex is still an ass."
"He is evil," Zelda noted. "Oh, my God she's here!"
Zelda stood up and ran over to her best friend for a hug. It appeared all the Mushroom Kingdom characters arrived together, such as Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and of course, Bowser.
The girls sauntered back to the couch hand-in-hand. Peach had given her bags to Mario to take upstairs, as retribution for not saving her the past week. She squealed happily once seeing Ike and hopped onto his lap, peppering his face with little kisses.
"Way to pay me a visit!" She teased.
"I tried! But that asshole closed off half your fucking kingdom," Ike pointed at Bowser.
"Shut up, prick," Bowser roared from a distance. "She's technically still my hostage."
"Keep walking, turtle," Ike tapped his sword, hoping to remind Bowser of their fight.
Bowser grumbled and walked away, but not without pushing aside someone in the foyer as hard as he could. The friends looked up to see who was pushed and saw a very familiar angel.
"Hey guys!" Pit flew over to them, rubbing his arm. "Boy, he doesn't like people in his way, huh?"
"Sit," Peach patted the couch beside her. "Tell me everything."
"About what?" Pit asked, confused.
"Wait," Link interrupted. "Where the hell is Samus? She was so pissed when we saw her earlier."
Pit turned red and looked down, "I'd like to go upstairs now."
Peach was beyond intrigued, "No. Stay. We're going to find out sooner or later."
The angel focused on an imaginary spot on the floor. Very quietly, he spoke up, "I thought you guys knew."
"Did she fucking die or something? Out with it," Ike blurted.
Pit sighed dramatically, "We aren't together anymore."
Everyone was taken aback. The friends sat there in shock for a few seconds.
"Well that's fucking awkward," Marth slid Pit a beer.
Pit politely declined. "Yeah, it just became too much. Neither of us were ready."
"That's sad," Zelda pat his shoulder. "You two were the cutest."
Peach already had her phone out and was Snapchatting her reaction to everyone.
"Yeah man, let us know if you need a- WOAH! Ike!" Marth's attention shifted to the front door. "Check her out!"
A very pale, fit woman walked through the door. She passed on Master Hand's champagne. She was carrying only a light duffel bag and a rolled-up yoga mat.
"Hello there!" Ike shouted, causing Peach to giggle at his lewdness.
"Hi," the new girl approached the group.
"Welcome to the Smash Mansion," Marth grinned at her. "What's your name?"
She smiled coyly, "I'm a Wii Fit trainer."
"Nice, nice, I can tell," Marth winked. "But what's your name?"
"Wii Fit?" Zelda's eyes twinkled. "I love yoga!"
"Oh, that's great," the trainer smiled sweetly. "Maybe we could have a session together sometime." She glanced at the others, "It was nice to meet you all, but I have to go set up my room." She went upstairs without another word.
"Nice going, Princess," Marth huffed. "I couldn't get her name."
"Please," Zelda rolled her eyes. "It would never happen."
Marth sighed, "Yeah. You're right." His sadness evaporated instantly once he saw a radiant light appear at the door. He sat up and pushed his hair out of his eyes, trying to get a better look. "Whoa. Check that out."
A tall blonde in a teal dress seemed to float into the room. She was giggling and playing with a fat yellow star that was flying around her head. Her laughter chimed like tiny brass bells, drawing the attention of everyone in the hall.
"Oh, this bitch," Peach huffed and crossed her arms. "Heaven forbid I want a break from her."
"Who is that?" Ike asked.
"Why? You think she's pretty?" Daggers shot out of Peach's eyes.
"Hell yeah he does," Marth teased. "She's stunning."
"Her lips look fake," Zelda made a feeble attempt of cheering Peach up by putting the mystery girl down.
"Princess Toadstool!" The girl floated excitedly to the group of friends. "I can't believe you're here! With me! This is going to be so fun! I'm so glad to see you!" She opened her arms for a hug.
Peach shut her eyes tight and counted to three. Then she stood up with the biggest fake smile plastered onto her perfect face. "Oh my God! Roz! I didn't know you were coming! This is the best day ever!" She gave her a huge hug.
"I know, I know," Roz beamed. "Oh, my God, is this him?" She pointed to Ike, then she frowned. "Wait I thought you were with-"
"Yup, yeah, this is him," Peach quickly interrupted her. "This is Ike. My boyfriend. Everyone, this is Rosalina."
Marth hopped up immediately. "It is so great to meet you." His eyes were shining with lust as he shook her hand.
The star whispered something in Rosalina's ear. "I'm sorry guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but Luma really wants to go see the room. It was great meeting you all! Peach, we should really catch up later." Rosalina said sincerely, holding a hand to her heart.
"Love to! Okay, bye!" Peach waved. The second Rosalina was out of earshot, she flopped back down on the couch. "What a cunt."
"She seemed nice," Pit whispered meekly.
Peach gave him a death glare. "You have no idea."
"Whatever. We need another cute princess around here." Marth argued.
"I think we have enough," the white knight, Link, defended. "But I think we should take a vote on who Pit is going to bone next."
Pit reddened while everyone else laughed and gave their suggestions. Luma's name came up more than anything. But before the group could start really having a good time, Bowser stomped back into the hall.
"Princess!" he called out to Peach. "He's here."
"Oh," Peach stood up and wrung her hands nervously. "There's something I've been meaning to tell you guys…Especially you, Ike. I never got a chance before, I-"
Zelda gasped and looked towards the front door. "What is that?"
A small fire-breathing Koopa ran into the hall and under Master Hand. His magical witch caretakers ensured he was safely inside the mansion before leaving. The little Koopa dashed around a bit more before catching sight of the group of friends.
"Mommy!" He squealed, running into her arms.
"Hi, baby," Peach cooed, giving him a hug. She ruffled the little tuft of hair on his head then stood up to address her friends. "Everyone, this is Bowser, Jr."