Chapter 1

I was playing my guitar until demyx came smiling with a camera"Hey dem why do you have a camera in here?". He smiled"I am working on a new show called demyx time, but xemnus says I need someone. Can you help me please?". I saw he really wanted to do it cause of the puppy face"Oh boy!". I had no choice as I smiled"Sure might be fun". He grabbed my hand and dragged me away to his room.

the camera was going.

Demyx appeared.

"Stop, Demyx time!"

The theme song and title sequence is played. Then the words Demyx time appear on a blue screen.

Cuts to a shot of the cosplaying Demyx fiddling with the camera.

Demyx: Is this recording? Oh God, I think it's recording.

Alyssa: ya think?

Demyx backs away to sit on the bed.

Demyx: Hey there! You guys are looking lively. Demyx here, rocking it on YouTube. Happy new years to you all, it's currently 2008, which makes it the year of the Axel.

Demyx: Who's year is it next?. I bet you guys are wondering, wait a sec Demyx, didn't you die?Actually, no, Don't doubt my awesome ninja abilities, kay?

Bet you guys are also wondering, 'Hey Demyx, what are you doing on Youtube?'. Well, Mansex finally caved in and gave me my own channel to broadcast off of, to give you guys an update on what the organization is up to on a weekly basis. Then he was all like 'Demyx when you're making this to think outside the box.' I like the box Mansex. The box is there for a reason. I feel safe inside of it."

Demyx: "Anyway I am not alone I like for you to see our newest member, number 15, Alyssa

(imagine what she looks like to you)

Alyssa: hi guys nice meeting ya!

Demyx: isn't she awesome? let's start off with our first section which is…"

What Demyx found in the other guys rooms.

Demyx: So, what did I find in the other members rooms this week? Well, from Luxord's room I found chocolate digestives!

Demyx holds up a pack of chocolate digestives, looking absolutely delighted about it.

Alyssa: not going to ask

Demyx: Those Brits know how to make cookies, I can tell you that! And from Vexen's room I managed to get this!

Demyx holds up a blue bottle.

Alyssa: demyx isn't that vexen's?

Demyx: oh relax don't be a party pooper

Demyx looks at the bottle before turning back to the camera.

Demyx: I don't know what it is. But it looks cool!

Alyssa face palmed

Demyx: No, no I shouldn't, I shouldn't.

Demyx drinks it

Alyssa: and the idiot did it

Demyx: Now my tummy feels weird.

Demyx gags before running from the room. The sound of throwing up is heard.

A voice: Oh god, Demyx is throwing up again. Wait, are those my chocolate digestives?

Dem dem cam

Demyx: So, the Dem Dem cam section. This is where I've taken a small little camera and planted it inside someone's room for your enjoyment. So, enjoy!

The screen goes to Sora playing with two dolls fighting, before making out.

Demyx and Alyssa are sitting down on the bed in the screen

Alyssa: how did you get sora anyway?

Demyx: you don't want to know!

Alyssa whispered: now I really want to know!

Demyx: Recording! Now we're onto what did we discuss in the organization meeting this week. Well, Xemnas wasn't very happy this week

Demyx: Since he found out that the organization budget has all been spent on hair products.

Demyx: Oh, we have to look good while we're being evil Xemnas, plus you shouldn't have designed such stupid coats! Look, that's stupid! It's stupid.

Demyx points at himself.

Alyssa: he is right, But the main issue that was brought up this week was 'sexual harassment in the workplace'.

Demyx: I don't know if you're aware of this, but if someone touches you and you don't want them to touch you, that counts as sexual harassment, and you can sue them for everything they're worth."

Demyx comes really close to the camera.

Demyx: Axel you're so screwed!

Alyssa: I got a bad feeling soon, be prepared

Demyx concludes.

Demyx: Now we've come to the end of the show! So each week I'm gonna end with my picture choice of the week. This week it's this one!

Demyx points, and the screen shows a picture of the organization, with words saying 'by Black harpy goddess'.

Goes back to Demyx.

Demyx: Awesome! And my mullet of the week.

A picture of a golden Labrador wearing a mullet styled wig comes up.

Goes back to Demyx.

Demyx: Isn't that cute! So that about wraps it up for this week! Uh, I hope you enjoyed it. If you have any questions or requests please send them to 'dance-demyx-dance .uk."

As Demyx said this the aforementioned email-address appeared on the screen as well before going.

Demyx:No, please don't send me spam, it hurts my non existent heart. But I would like to hear from you guys, if you like the show, if you want me to continue. I hear Axel's quite eager to be a guest on the show, which would be cool."

Switches to a shot of Axel eating a sandwich, going right up to the camera, and saying:

"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

Goes back to Demyx

Alyssa: and if axel was here, he would probably say. YES I AM AWESOME GOT IT MEMORIZED!?.

demyx just laughed.

Demyx: Now I'm gonna end the show the way I'm going to end each week, with my song choice of the week. Enjoy! Dem Dem out!"

It changes to a Jonas brothers music video.