Parallel Saga
Saitama Prefecture
"AAAAAA!" A person said as he seen a spider crawl up the wall
"What?" The boyfriend said as he seen the spider crawl up the wall
"Just your friendly neighborhood spider-man!" The spider said as he was squashed by a newspaper reading "Spiders Invade Homes" as people ran outside and spiders turn into men.
Inari Prefecture
"Please god please drop a tub on me so I can go into MU" A priest said as he seen a tub fall on the other person climbing up the stairs. "NOT HIM ME!" The priest said as he was walking to the dead body as another tub fell on him and the words "God spoke" Float in the sky.
Tokyo
"Come on this video game is super fun!" Excel said as she was playing GTA 5
"You know that came can blind you" The clerk said
"What I can't see you" Excel said as the clerk walked back
"Never mind" He said as the avatar was running into cars and dying
Kyoto
"Kyoto tower the only attraction in Kyoto worth going to. Lets go over some saftey tips!" The speaker said as Excel and Hayatt walked side by side "Number one always walk down stairs" The speaker said as a person ran down the stairs behind Excel and Hayatt. "Number two don't lean over the edge" The speaker said as a person fell down the tower by looking over the edge. "Number three always keep your cell phone in your pocket" The speaker said "What" Excel said with her phone and headphones in. "Number four never jump off of the tower" The speaker said as a person Vaulted off of the ledge and fell off of Kyoto Tower. "Any questions?" The speaker said as the tower fell below them.
Akita
"The ocean! the best place on earth this is your first time?" The boyfriend said as a shark bit a woman's arm off "This ocean is always safe" He said as she seen two woman hump each other on the sand and moaning. "This ocean is filled with fun activities!" He said as she seen a person jumping over a shark and getting his balls ate off.
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