title: black magic
author: me
pairing: house/wilson, unrequited ham
rating: r for implied buttsecks , vilence
warnings: may be a little ooc lolz
disclaimer: not my characters
author notes: 4man isn't in enuff fics so i wanted to give him a good pt
beta: your mom lolz
not many ppl liekd wilson at ppth mostly bcuz he was lefthanded & a
jew;but alison cameron had a entirely dffrnt reeson. wislon & his big
eyebrows were followin house around Just Now In The Diagnoser
Department; mad up of dr. Eric 4man, Chase, herslf & her boss/true
luv dr. Greggory House. they were workin on diagnosin a patent an in
cane dr james Wilson wearin a sweater vest plus tie
"don't u have ur own doctering to do??? asked Alison angrly. doesnt n
e 1 hav cancer n e more???"
'butt im not a cancerologist---i'm a oncologist?! replied wislon."
'O That Explains Alot said 4man.
l8r camron wolked in2 the cafeteria & found her darling house eeting
mackadamia nut pancakes w/ wislon who appeard to be hopped up on speed
yetagain.. shovin his fmouth full of vicidon and pancakes hous said
"Hey alison come join us jimmy madehis famus macaddemia nut
pancaks!!!"
twitching an tapping his foot on the ground wilson shouted NO THERE
ARE ONLY ENUFF FOR 2 GET LOST"while waving his hands around & then
winked provacativly at the other man while
Alyson had enuff she pulled out a shiv that she ahd boosted from 4mans
locker& stabbd the homoseshual oncolologist 5 time b4 House could pull
her off.
"NOOOOOOOOO JIMMY NOOOOOO!!!!1111!!!11! House cried! "
chase held cam back while house draped himself over the boy wonder
onclogist 'let me go wombat! sad Cameron but chase didnt want 2
ddisapoint docter house again so he didnt let her go
As WIlson lay in the ICUbedd clinging to life house sat by his bedside
& cried.4man,chase,&cuddy all came 2 visit, but none of his four x
wives showed,or his hobo brother.
meenwhile,camerone was in jail for stabbing him. she was torshured
&ironicly shived by another prisoner in jail. when alson whent to
trial she said she stabbed wilso bcuz of her dead husband so the judge
let her go
Meamwhile;House, chase, nad 4man sat in the diagnosstic dept trying to
save James
"what causes woonds and bleeding axed chase?"
"we alredy kno he was stabbed crocidile dundee" replied house
the wounds are 2 srs greg!" cryed lisa cuddy house leaned over the
onocologists bed & kissed him than 4man leaned in2 the room &said
"house i need 2 talk 2 u!""
greg h ouse limped after 4man an cried some more "i can save wislon"!
said Erick 4man.,
"but hes almost ded cried house!" "Im the best dr in the world and
were bffs and i can't SAVE HIM/."
I KNO ILL HAVE TO USE MY MAGIC
I C, "said house. "Black Magic!!"
see, 4man was a wizard like harry potter in additin to bein a newrologist.
"Ineed ur cane house" saud 4man
why said house"
"It is endowed w/ur tru luv 4 wilson so i can use it as a wond."
"oh ok "said house
house gave erick his cane & he waved it over the dying jew's bed &
wulson magicly woke up.
"OMG ILU JIMMY" "ILU 2 GREG"
then the 2 men shared a pashinut kiss.
4man still holding house's kane tapped him on the leg an d house ask,
"whut r u doing dr mandango??"
then he notice that his leg was magical healed and
since wilson was heald from the stabbin the 2 dockers went home .
house picked up Wilson and carried him in his arms in2 the house;like
a husabdn w/his new bride. Hose's blue eyes gazed in2 the yunger
mans brown eye and then they did it.
afterwrds they got chinese takeout and house played the paino and they
lived happily evr aftr they would have gotten married if gays could
get married their.
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