Disclaimer- I do NOT own the characters of Smash Bros., Kid Icarus: Uprising, or Yandere Simulator.
Pit and Yandere-Chan both land in the arena. The surprisingly strong school girl looked ready to fight, while the angel looked a bit worried.
"Uh... Lady Palutana? Who's that scary-looking school girl with the sharp knives?" Pit asked.
"I'm not sure of her name, but everyone seems to refer to her as Yandere-Chan. She's not exactly sane, and she'll end you quick if you're not careful." Warned Palutena. Yandere-Chan couldn't hear the Goddess of Light, which was good for Pit.
"Yandere-Chan? What kind of name is that?" Pit questioned.
"What kind of name is 'Pit'?" Viridi cut in. "Seriously, there are so many ways I could make fun of that name. Arm-Pit, Pit-Stain, I could go on for hours!"
"OK, break it up you two." Palutena intervined. "Pit, those knives of Yandere-Chan's can do some serious damage, so don't let your guard down. Watch her movements and whatever you do, don't let her grab you."
"Great... As if she weren't scary enough." Pit said with a bit of sarcasm.
"HEY, YANDERE-CHAN!" Viridi called out, making sure Yandere-Chan could hear her. "You see that girl over there with the wings?" She of course was referring to Pit.
"W-What!? Girl!?" Pit said, highly offended.
"She's trying to steal your senpai." Viridi lied with a smirk.
Yandere-Chan growled with anger at Pit. "... What?" she snarled.
Pit was starting to feel terrorfied. "Whoa, whoa... Hang on a sec!"
"YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY SENPAI!" Yandere-Chan yelled, getting into her battle stance.
"Good luck, Pit-Stain!" Viridi chuckled before leaving.
"W-WAIT! I DON'T WANT YOUR SENPAI!" Yelled a very scared Pit.
Needless to say, Pit was shown no mercy during the battle.
Author's Note
Well, that's it. I told you it was short. I might make a list of moves that Yandere-Chan could have if she was in the game.