Hello to all the avid readers of RK fanfictions.

Please do give this a read. Comments, reviews, suggestions, flames, and even spelling corrections are accepted and appreciated. Hope you enjoy this as much as I have!

Disclaimer: I tried magic potions to make RK mine… obviously, it didn't work! No RK characters are mine, only the original characters joining them, if any.

Summary: New lingerie, new husband, mix 'em up and…


Distraction

By iamALEX


Kenshin lazily eyed the light pink lace lingerie his wife was wearing. To say he was drawn to Kaoru at this moment would be a downright understatement.

Kaoru was trying very hard not to faint from the tension in the room and the intensity of her new husband's gaze.

'Wait, I need to distract him somehow,' she thought.

"Kenshin, you have to understand. I don't always wear matching underwear. The ones I'll be wearing for the next couple of days are from numerous bridal shower gifts, but the really skanky ones have already been photographed and burned." Kaoru said without pause.

'match- -- skank- -- photograph- -- burned -- huh?' Kenshin was too overwhelmed by the sudden response and information to even show any slight change in his face, more so, let out his usual oro.

Kaoru knew she had been able to startle Kenshin enough that she couldn't stop from pulling out her tongue and winking at the man.

'Writers...' He smirked at the face Kaoru made.

"Your wit and timing is quite amazing, Koishii. Now, weren't we in the middle of something?"

Blushing at the statement, Kaoru opened her mouth to reply, only to be stopped by the passionate kiss her new hubby began.