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Extreme Makeover: Vampire Edition
A/N: Hi their! Me and My Amazin Friend T1gerCat wrote this collab, i hope u enjoy it! Typo's can happen even with two people checking it so erm everything in this chapter is my errors ok? so, she wrote some chapters i wrote some we both edited it lets hope u guys like it!
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"Welcome, guys and gals of Mystic falls and anyone else who's watching this waste of time!" Katharine said into her microphone
"now Katharine what did we say about fake enthusiasm?" Damon asked sarcastically into his microphone
"um, nothing dearest Damon" Katharine said rolling her eyes
"what ever, why are we even doing this?" Damon raised his eyebrows
" 'caz non of these humans can host a proper makeover show without ruining it" she pouted
"true..true"
"guys I hate to cut in but where on Air" Jeremy says from behind the camera.
Almost instantly Katharine and Damon stand up right, got their cue card, all in smiles
"welcome to this waist of time!" Katharine started
Damon elbowed her.
"what she meant is that your watching Extreme makeover! Vampire Edition!" Damon said
"so our contestants are… human or so we think.. Elena Gilbert!" Kat said
Elena walked down the cat walk
Yes, we were in the town's square, with a makeshift catwalk, while the rest of the town sat on ether sides.
when Elena finally finished her entrance.
"and little miss Witchy Bonnie Bennet!" Katharine announced again
"uh, did I forget to mention that Katharine is the host?" Damon said non chantly sitting in a chair with 'Salvatore' written across it.
"and Finally, Barbie, Caroline Forbes!" Katharine said
Caroline walked down blowing kisses to the audience and sitting in her custom made 'pink' chair, next to Elena and Bonnie.
"and our model, the person who can make this happen, Rosemary!" Katharine said
Everyone waited for anyone to walk down the catwalk. no one did.
"I just got some info" Damon said as he blurred in front of the camera, pushing Katharine out of the way.
"what smarty?" Katharine asked not interested
"in the light of Jules's bite, thank you for that by the way" the camera pointed at Jules who hung her head in shame.
"I was trying to kill you!" Jules said.
"believe me we all did" Katharine muttered, but Damon ignored them.
"anywho, since Klaus was being all so generous, he gave her his blood now we hope you a quick recovery rose!" Damon ended and walked back to his spot.
"Damon said it, Klaus was being Generous…wait, since he's in a giving mood, who wants to see him get a make over?or three of them?"
The Crowd roared in agreement
"then its settled! Klaus get down here!" Elijah said? Carrying his brother down the cat walk
Klaus muttered some thing that mic didn't get.
"so anyways, what contest would be without your judges? Welcome to the catwalk, Elena's aunt slash guardian! Non-Dead Jenna and your local teacher! Alaric! What better to judge than a teacher him self?" Katharine announced
"seriously who writes these cue cards?" Damon asked
Katharine shrugged turning to Stefan who was next to Jeremy, he also shrugged both turning back to Damon.
"huh, im going to find out" Damon said as he burred out of the way
"While he's going to find out, Elijah! Make he people in this crowd, write down what they want Klaus to dress up as! Who knows what it could be! .."
Katherine muttered the last part while giving Elijah a fish bowl shaking her head lightly. Elijah took it and run to the audience in Vampire speed and came back in a blink. Everybody wrote down what they wished for and hopefully it would get picked.
"Well, since this is a crazy little town, were supernatural creatures are more than their actual people/hunters, don't be so surprised if 'Marge Simpson' got chosen"
Just then, a 'human' said actualy screamed "HOW DID YOU KNOW!" then she ran out.
Katharine just shook her head. Elijah gave Katharine the bowl and she started to shuffle inside.
"And Elena Gilbert, my who-knows-how-many-times grand-daughter, you got…"
She picked out the paper and read.
"Velma from Scooby-Doo! Make it work!"
She said quoting project Runaway's Tim Gunn.
"And witchy Sabrina you got…wow the irony, you got Draco Malfoy! Whoes also a wizard, wizard witch got it?" Kat said getting into a laughing fit, making a whole lot of the audience to laugh, For no reason (besides Stefan pressing the applause button which is what actually made them laugh, as the self appointed stage manager).
"Anyhow, who is left, ah! Caroline you got…Barbie!" Kat announced again. Right then, drum roll rung around the town square.
"Yea way to go sound people, just a tiny bit late"
Katharine said then turned to the camera
"That's it for now, on to commercials then we'll be back with more MAKEOVERS!"
"That's our punch line?" Jeremy asked
"That sentence made no sense what so ever" Stefan said as Jeremy nodded.
"Didn't find the stupid ignorant stupid idiot human who wrote these stupid annoying cue cards!" Damon said, his outfit soaked in water. But no one dared to ask…
The cameras switched of air, everyone visibly relaxed.
A commercial for some sort of car played on the large sheet behind them that during this whole time was housing messages like 'vampires rock' & 'be a vampire's pet. It's fun!'
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