The SUPERMAN: ALL-STAR

by Mark Meredith

center of the earth! Look at this! It's amazing." Clark Kal the Super-Man began to walk towards Lois Lane Super-woman, and Samson as Samson was giving Lois Lane an African tribal-looking necklace; Samson saying, as amazing as these Radioactive Crown Jewels I, err borrowed from the Sphinx back in the First Dynasty of Atom Hotep, eightieth Century BC? Clark Kal-El still.

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center of the earth! Look at this! It's amazing."

Clark Kal the Super-Man began to walk towards Lois Lane Super-woman, and Samson as Samson was giving Lois Lane an African tribal-looking necklace; Samson saying, as amazing as these Radioactive Crown Jewels I, err borrowed from the Sphinx back in the First Dynasty of Atom Hotep, eightieth Century BC?

(Clark) Kal-El still beginning to walk towards Samson specifically said, I'd watch out, Lois; 238 Uranium is lethal.

Lois wore the big necklace and she looking down at the glowing light-blue glow, replied, not when you're immune to all harm for 24 hours. Look, I'm genuinely flattered, guys, but you'd have to go a long way to outdo Super-Man. Samson stated that a date with Clark Kent was indeed a date of a lifetime, but a daylong date with super Samson was a date of over one hundred lifetimes. Samson went on and on about how Samson is going to take Lois in Samson's Chrono-Mobile to the Cretaceous Age for Triceratops Bourbignon and champagne nightcaps at the night of Jesuse's crucifixion (this last part of their possible date was Samson's idea probably because of the comic book Samson's insensitivity and ego, and not for any other reason).

As Lois purposefully was staring, flirting with Samson, Clark Kent walked up to Lois; taking Lois's hand as El said to Lois, Lois can we talk? I don't get it, Lois. I cannot believe you're flirting with Samson!

Lois continued staring through the corners of the Super Woman's eyes at what Samson was wearing obviously trying to make Super-Man jealous as Lois said, well, maybe I'm just teaching you a lesson. Y'know? After the creepy and ridiculous impersonation of Clark Kent that started all this? Super-Man, please, we both know you'll WIN any contest the loser, can dream up.

It's my birthday! Have some fun. Lois then walked off spunk-I-l-y and playfully!

For the couple of people there Lois led the way walking away from El and past Samson. As Samson began to turn to follow Lois; Clark Kent stopped Samson in Samson's tracks; Super-Man grabbing Samson by shoulder; Super-Man saying to Samson, I don't like you much, Samson; wherever you go, trouble follows. What do I have to do to make you keep your hands off my girl?

Samson turned towards El as Samson took out from behind Samson a cloth satchel bag on a thread woven cord that was draped across Samson's big chest the whole time and even Lois hadn't noticed it there. Kal the Super-Man rested El's hands, putting El's on Clark Kent's sides as Samson took a newspaper out of his satchel that had different objects in it from different time eras, as Samson said, I'm a time-traveler, Super-Man. According to my sources, she won't be your girl for too much longer. Samson showed, El, a headline from a future Daily Planet edition that read,

Super-Man Dead

Samson turned away from Clark Kent to follow Lois whom was walking far ahead, leading the way for Samson and Clark Kent. Samson turned his face to Clark Kent as Samson walked off, to say, all's fair in love and war. As Clark Kent and Samson walked along, following Lois up ahead Samson spoke, figure you'll soon be way too busy.

Super-Man looked at Samson

Continued.

The End