Sherlock Holmes walked into his flatmate's bathroom, clapped his hands and cheerly chirped, " Watson pack your bags we're going to Hogwarts!"
" What the hell?! We're going where?!" John asked angrily from both this random announcement and the fact Holmes had just walked on in when he was taking a god damn shower, but he was flattered in a weird way.
" Hogwarts! Its a charming little place, a castle really. They just sent me an owl practical begging me to come and be the new defence against the dark ARTS teacher, DADA for short." Sherlock was filled with joy
"Oh Watson I forgot to tell you, I'm a wizard!" Sherlock said casually. Shocked and utterly confused, Watson ran a finger over his blonde mustache. He finally spat out, " You know magic? What? Is this going to like the hound of the Baskervilles?"
"No, no, no this is a teaching job!" Holmes was like a young wizard in Honeydukes.
" Hermione Granger and her family will meet us here in five hours."
" Wait! Hermione Granger,the dentist's daughter?" Watson questioned.
" Yes her exactly!"
Watson and Professor Holmes met Hermione five hours later like promised.
" Hello Professor and John, it is John right ?" Ms. Granger greeted the pair. Her bushy, curly hair wild as usual.
" Hermione, how nice to see you. Yes this is John Watson." Sherlock made conversation.
" Nice to meet you, Miss Granger." John said, kind as always.
" Likewise," Hermione smiled. They took a cab to the station and finally made it to platform nine and three quarters, soon enough they were gliding over the tracks on the Hogwarts express. John blabbed the whole way about his amazement with the wizarding world, he was just like Arthur, except opposite.
" Muggles are so fascinating, especially how they fascinate about little bits of everyday life." Holmes looked down his nose at his 'business' partner. All Watson had done was ask about the magical world he was a part of.
" Well, boys it's been pleasant talking to you and nice to formally meet you Dr. Watson, but I must go and change into my school robes." Hermione dismissed herself and disappears into the bathroom.
" Hermione is nice, I got a feeling she's very clever and takes her studies very seriously, what do you Sherlock?." John tried to make conversation.
" Yes, yes she's top of her class. Her mates Harry and Ron are always causing trouble and she usually swoops in and saves the day with her wits." Holmes thought highly of Hermione, she was a bright girl and s 'mudblood' like himself.
" Here ye, here ye!"
Dumbledore's voice exploded` over the masses of students.
" Welcome back to a new year at Hogwarts! In a little bit we will sort the first years, but first I would I like to introduce our new defence against the dark arts teacher, Professor Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Dr. John Watson. Watson is a muggle, but you all must treat him respect," Fred and George exchanged glances.
" And no name calling because of his lack of magical ability, he has the same authority as any of the professors." Dumbledore's voice boomed.
" Now all first years follow Professor McGonagall for sorting." A large crowd of clear, bright and nervous faces herd towards the sorting hat. After a while the students cleared the great hall and found their dormitory.