Me: Tee hee hee, I think I had fun writing this one! Please R&R and enjoy! (Poor Gintoki. T^T)

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Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Gintama. I only own my OC.

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Shinsengumi Barracks, Hijikata's room

Sougo tiptoed into the room while holding a bottle of mayonnaise in one hand. He placed it on Hijikata's desk.

"I hope you like it, Hijikata-san." The Sadist smirked while he walked out of the room.

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Later...

Hijikata came back from a long patrol with Kumi. He tiredly walked into his room and noticed the bottle of mayonnaise on the desk.

Was that even there before? The mayora walked up to his desk. He opened it and chugged everything from the bottle.

A minute later, Hijikata dropped the now empty bottle and fell onto the floor. What...? He started to feel hot, really hot. His body began to shiver uncontrollably. The mayora tried to move but his body wouldn't move. He heard footsteps outside his room.

"Shirou-chan, what's wrong?" Kumi asked as she approached his shivering body.

"Kumi... Nnngh... Don't..."He couldn't finish the sentence as the raven placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Ahhhh!" Hijikata flinched and he felt something become wet.

She jerked her hand away. "Are you alright?"

"N...o."

Kumi stood up and scratched her head. Then, a idea popped into her mind.

"I'm calling Gintoki over. Just... don't do anything stupid. Alright?"

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Gintoki walked into Hijikata's room with a bemused look on his face. He looked down at the still shivering mayora.

"Oi, oi, oi, what happened to you?" The permhead placed a hand on Hijikata's back. He let out a small moan.

Gintoki moved the mayora around, making Hijikata's chest face the ceiling. He removed the vest and unbuttoned the shirt. The permhead gently touched his nipple.

"Nnnn...!"

Then, he pinched it. Hijikata tried to squirm away but the permhead managed to hold him down.

"Stop...! Yorozuya...!"

But Gintoki didn't stop. He continued until he reached over to the mayora's growing erection.

"Why would I stop when you are like this?" The permhead murmurs as he took off Hijikata's pants and boxers. He then started to stroke it with one hand and continued to play with his nipple with another hand.

The mayora let out a long moan. "Stop... Aaah... I'm already..."

"At your limit?" Gintoki let out a small chuckle as he continued to stroke his dick. "Then come."

Hijikata scraped his nails onto the floor as he came all over the permhead and on himself. Gintoki grinned as he licked the cum, causing the mayora to become redder and redder. The permhead leaned in close and began to kiss him. It was a small kiss and he hugged him.

"You're cute Hijikata." He whispered into his ear. "I hope there will always a day when you are like this."

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Hijikata sighed as he got out of the bathhouse. While walking towards his room, he found Sougo grinning evilly. Realization hit him hard on the face.

"SOUUUUUUGGGOOO!" The mayora screamed as he chased after the Sadist.

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Me: I hope you enjoyed this one! In the meantime, please enjoy my other works as well!