SpontaneouslyLeapingChocolatebyLukie15
Padfoot – Moooony! I'm bored . . . and hungry.
Moony – What do you expect me to do about it?
Padfoot – I know you have chocolate in your rucky.
Moony – Okay, but how does that help with your boredom?
Padfoot – It doesn't.
Moony – Sigh.
Prongs – Hey, all.
Padfoot – You shouldn't snatch things from Moony, Prongs. He looks about ready to kill you.
Moony – I do not!
Prongs – He can't kill me now, McGonagall would be angry.
Moony – Would she?
Prongs – Ow, Moony; that was harsh.
Moony – But true.
Padfoot – She might not be too angry . . . as long as you don't get blood on her carpet.
Prongs – I'm hurt. You two are mean.
Wormtail – Hey, guys.
Padfoot – Hey, Wormy.
Moony – PADFOOT! Give me my chocolate back!
Padfoot – But I'm hungry!
Moony – Give it back! I doubt McGonagall will be upset if I kill you too!
Prongs – Ha ha ha!
Padfoot – Ow! Don't throw Chestnuts at me, Moony! We're supposed to be transfiguring them! OW!
Moony – Stop eating my chocolate frogs!
Padfoot – I can't help it! They're spontaneously leaping into my mouth, it's not my fault!
Moony – Yeah, and if one more "spontaneously leaps into your mouth", I'll be throwing more than Chestnuts!
Wormtail – Can I have a chocolate?
Moony – No.
Prongs – Padfoot, shouldn't you heed Moony's threat?
Padfoot – No.
Moony – PADFOOT, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
Padfoot – But Moooony! I'm hungry!
Moony – Don't you dare put that frog in your mouth!
'PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!'
'Mr. Lupin! What are you doing!?'
'Sorry, Professor, but he wouldn't stop!'
'Stop what?'
'Eating my chocolate.'
'Detention, Lupin . . . and Black.'
'But, Professor!'
'Sit down, Lupin.' McGonagall performed a counter curse on Sirius.
James and Peter shook with silent laughter as Remus sat down, but not without kicking Sirius viciously on the shin first.
'I'm going to kill you, Sirius.'
'Moony?' Sirius sat down.
'What?'
'I'm hungry.'
'AAAAH!'
Remus launched himself at Sirius. They tumbled to the floor, scuffling and shouting.