Lex: Before I start I'd like to get one thing straight , I do not own any character of Inuyasha , well maybe a couple , but they're in the story . ;) .
Lex: Welcome to The Torture Room ! (thunder cracks in background)
Muhahahahahahahahaha !!!!! Everybody welcome my odd friend The Mystical Kid !!
Audience: HURRAY !!!!!
T.M.K. : Yo Yo what up peeps ?
Lex: Today we're going to tormenting people with questions .
T.M.K.:Yea , so everybody betta enjoy themselves ya hear ?
Lex: T.M.K. you really need to stop actin black .
T.M.K.: Naw dawg ! I'll act the hell I want to , ya dig ?
Lex: Yea I hear you , I hesr your jaw flabbin still !
Audience: Hahahahahaha !!!!!!
T.M.K.: Lets just get thes ugly hos out here already , I'm bored .
Lex: (rolls eyes) Lets bring out Inuyasha !!
(Inuyasha walks to chair that T.M.K. has pointed to)
Lex: So Inuyasha how does it feel to be in a love triangle ?
T.M.K.: Ya , how it feel ?
Lex: Shut Up !!!!!!
T.M.K: Shuttin ......
Inuyasha: I have no clue what you're talkin about .
Lex: You know Kagome and Kikyo ......
Inuyash: (gulp)
Lex: Simple question , do you feel good about loving to people at once?
Inuyasha: No , I don't love anybody except myself !!!
Audience: Booooooooo!!!!
T.M.K.: Man you a tru playa !
(Lex gives T.M.K. death glare)
T.M.K.: Neva mind .
Lex: Inuyahsa.....buddy (puts hand on Inuyasha's shoulder) you know you're going to have to pick one , right ?
Inuyasha: I don't want neither ! They waste my time anyways !
Lex: Ok bed that way !! Now you get either ! I'm going to file a restraining order on you . You may contact either women or have anything to do with them . Now have a good day .
T.M.K.: Dammmmn ain't she mean ?
(guards escort Inuyasha out of studio)
Lex: Man that felt good !!!
T.M.K.: Ok are next peep to come up in here is my main man , Miroku !!
(Girls start throwing underwear on stage , ewwwwww a granny just did it )
Miroku: Calm down ladies , theres enough Miroku for everybody . ;)
Lex: Riiiight .....
T.M.K.: Ok , whats with touchin everyone , don' t you have feelins fo a lucky lady ?
Miroku: I do have feelings for her , but sence my hand is cursed I'm trying to enjoy my life before I die . Besides I'm a ladies man .
(Girls in audience cheer)
T.M.K.: Playa , playa . Whos the lucky lady then ?
Miroku: No comment .
Lex: Tell us or I'll ...
Miroku: Noooo! Not my gumdrop buttons , wait wrong show , or you'll do what ?
Lex: I'll find her and kill her .
Miroku: Nooo not my darling Sango !!!
Lex&T.M.K.: We Knew It !!!!!!
Miroku: Please don't tell her !
T.M.K.: Most likely she already know . Now get outta here ! I'm done talkin to your playa face !!!!
(Miroku runs out of studio burstin out in tears )
Lex: Well thats it for to day .
T.M.K.: Check in next time for Kouga and Sesshomaru ! Piece ! We outy!
Lex: Oi shut up !!!
T.M.K.: Shuttin .....
Lex: Welcome to The Torture Room ! (thunder cracks in background)
Muhahahahahahahahaha !!!!! Everybody welcome my odd friend The Mystical Kid !!
Audience: HURRAY !!!!!
T.M.K. : Yo Yo what up peeps ?
Lex: Today we're going to tormenting people with questions .
T.M.K.:Yea , so everybody betta enjoy themselves ya hear ?
Lex: T.M.K. you really need to stop actin black .
T.M.K.: Naw dawg ! I'll act the hell I want to , ya dig ?
Lex: Yea I hear you , I hesr your jaw flabbin still !
Audience: Hahahahahaha !!!!!!
T.M.K.: Lets just get thes ugly hos out here already , I'm bored .
Lex: (rolls eyes) Lets bring out Inuyasha !!
(Inuyasha walks to chair that T.M.K. has pointed to)
Lex: So Inuyasha how does it feel to be in a love triangle ?
T.M.K.: Ya , how it feel ?
Lex: Shut Up !!!!!!
T.M.K: Shuttin ......
Inuyasha: I have no clue what you're talkin about .
Lex: You know Kagome and Kikyo ......
Inuyash: (gulp)
Lex: Simple question , do you feel good about loving to people at once?
Inuyasha: No , I don't love anybody except myself !!!
Audience: Booooooooo!!!!
T.M.K.: Man you a tru playa !
(Lex gives T.M.K. death glare)
T.M.K.: Neva mind .
Lex: Inuyahsa.....buddy (puts hand on Inuyasha's shoulder) you know you're going to have to pick one , right ?
Inuyasha: I don't want neither ! They waste my time anyways !
Lex: Ok bed that way !! Now you get either ! I'm going to file a restraining order on you . You may contact either women or have anything to do with them . Now have a good day .
T.M.K.: Dammmmn ain't she mean ?
(guards escort Inuyasha out of studio)
Lex: Man that felt good !!!
T.M.K.: Ok are next peep to come up in here is my main man , Miroku !!
(Girls start throwing underwear on stage , ewwwwww a granny just did it )
Miroku: Calm down ladies , theres enough Miroku for everybody . ;)
Lex: Riiiight .....
T.M.K.: Ok , whats with touchin everyone , don' t you have feelins fo a lucky lady ?
Miroku: I do have feelings for her , but sence my hand is cursed I'm trying to enjoy my life before I die . Besides I'm a ladies man .
(Girls in audience cheer)
T.M.K.: Playa , playa . Whos the lucky lady then ?
Miroku: No comment .
Lex: Tell us or I'll ...
Miroku: Noooo! Not my gumdrop buttons , wait wrong show , or you'll do what ?
Lex: I'll find her and kill her .
Miroku: Nooo not my darling Sango !!!
Lex&T.M.K.: We Knew It !!!!!!
Miroku: Please don't tell her !
T.M.K.: Most likely she already know . Now get outta here ! I'm done talkin to your playa face !!!!
(Miroku runs out of studio burstin out in tears )
Lex: Well thats it for to day .
T.M.K.: Check in next time for Kouga and Sesshomaru ! Piece ! We outy!
Lex: Oi shut up !!!
T.M.K.: Shuttin .....