A note to all readers, I am a yaoi crazed fangirl. If you find yaoi at all offensive, stop reading now.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z, if I did I would not share and there would be no story for you to read.
Insert Random Flying Chi Blast Here : The First Morning
'God, I hate mornings; need frozen chocolate,' I thought as I stumbled down the stairs towards the kitchen. I ascended upon the fridge just as a vulture descends upon a corpse. As I open the freezer door to have my morning fix of sugar, the strangest thing looked back at me. And I shut the freezer door even before my reflexes had time to kick in and tell me what I had just seen. I cautiously opened the door again to make sure that I wasn't still dreaming.
Open door, "Hiya," chibi Goku waves back with his tongue struck to an ice cube.
Shut freezer door slowly and turn around. Pinch self to make sure that this was really reality.
Yep, that hurt, this was reality. I was definitely awake.
"Nee-san, Goku's in the freezer."
"What?" responded nee-san from somewhere upstairs.
"The black haired, monkey tailed idiot is in our freezer."
"What?"
"Vegeta's lover is in the freezer!!"
"WHAAAAAT?!"
"Who was that?" asked nee-san, as she popped her head around a corner into the kitchen.
"There's someone or something in the freezer and I really don't want to know either way."
"What are you talking about?" nee-san asked while reaching for the freezer door. Insert self behind protective older sister. A bright blue blast suddenly threw the freezer door wide open as a very, very angry Vegeta flew out.
"Whose lover?!"
"Eh?" blink-blink
Both of us stood gawking at the chibi Prince of the Saiyans, second mightiest being in the universe, as he began to ascend to the Super Saiyan level. But with his mitten hands and overly large eyes, he looked more like a kitten who had just been electrocuted than a Saiyan warrior.
"Right, I need to back to bad."
"Wait for me nee-san, I think I need sleep too."
As nee-san carefully reached around the sparking Saiyan kitty to close the freezer door, I crept quietly out of the kitchen towards the stairs.
"Where the hell do you think your going you bloody idiot? I asked you a question and I demand an answer!"
Ignore fuming kitty and continue towards the stairs.
Well, try to ignore fuming kitty. Unfortunately, it's hard to ignore something when it's yanking your hair out.
Unfortunate for him anyways.
"Would you cut that out or do you want to go back in the freezer?!!" I screamed as I spun around to face him.
The little Saiyan prince stared back at me in wonder.
'He's probably never had someone talk back to him before,' I think, 'well sucks to be him, there's a first time for every thing.'
I than spun around again and continued my trek up the stairs and back to bed.