TWILIGHT KISSES
By: Numa Luma
Chapter 1 The Skeleton Earring, the Leather Jacket, and the Plan
Marcus Theaters 10:30 PM
-Three vampires walk out.-
Laurent: I'm completely disappointed in the film.
Victoria: Why are you complaining! You are sooo insensitive! JAMES died in the movie! I'm sooo sad! I shall go kill the director!
Laurent: But I only made a few appearances and they made me look JAMAICAN! –Not that there is anything wrong with that!-
James: You are both idiots.
L & V: ……
James: It was just a movie. I'm still alive and you aren't Jamaican.
L & V: But…-James interrupts.-
James: Enough! This subject is closed.
Victoria: Sorry Love!
Laurent: Victoria & James sitting in a tree K I S S I N OUCH! –James & Victoria hit him upside the head.-
James: Shut up! We are leaving.
Victoria: Ok!
-They walk into a cemetery and James steps on something.-
Cemetery
James: What's this?
Laurent: OHHHH! That's my favorite song!
Victoria: You idiot, can't you see he is asking a question not naming a song.
Laurent: Oh…-He looks at what James is holding.- it looks like a bone.
Victoria: Only an idiot can't see that it's a stylish skeleton earring!
-Someone runs toward them.-
Luma: WOW! Thanks you found the earring! –She takes it from James and screams.- JAGGER I FOUND IT!
-Someone comes running and James, Victoria, & Laurent are staring at her like she looks tasty.-
Jagger: Thanks! Who are you?
Luma: They found your earring!
James: ….
Laurent: I'm Laurent and these are my comrades James & Victoria.
Jagger: I'm Jagger and this is my FRIEND Luma.
Laurent: Well that's interesting.
-James is staring at Jagger and Luma in a scary way.-
Luma: Jagger are they…
Jagger: Yes.
Luma: Ohh... –She steps behind Jagger.- wait a minute you guys are…-She shuts her mouth.-
Jagger: What do you want?
James: What do you mean?
Jagger: You know what I mean!
James: Fine, at first I was planning to hunt, but now I just want your leather jacket.
Jagger: You can have it if you promise not to cause trouble for us.
James: Deal! –Jagger gives him the jacket.-
Luma: -Steps out from behind Jagger.- So are we cool?
Victoria: Guess so.
Luma: COOL! You guys wanna go clubin' with us?
Victoria: What?
Luma: Jagger and I are going to Coffin Club to meet a friend and well Jagger is trying to plot revenge or is putting his plan into action but mostly I'm trying to get him to turn me! I want ETERNAL DAMNATION!
Laurent: You are weird.
Jagger: Well are you guys coming or not –He starts to walk away.- come on Luma.
Luma: OK!
-James, Victoria, & Laurent follow.-
Coffin Club
Luma: Yay! Were here!
Jagger: Luma tell me if you see Alexander, Luna, Trevor, Raven, or Laura okay!
Luma: No prob.
-Jagger and James go into the backroom while Luma drags Victoria & Laurent onto the dance floor.-
Luma: -Hears her phone ring.- Hello?
?: Hi Luma! Guess who!
Luma: Duck.
Laura: How'd you know?
Luma: First of all…I got caller I.D. and second…I see you at the door.
Laura: XD Hehehe…who are the people dancing with you?
Luma: Laurent & Victoria.
Laura: -Runs over to Luma and makes a cross with her fingers.- DIE YOU BEASTS OF HELL!
Luma: Hey it's ok there my new friends!
Laura: Oh, sorry XD.
Luma: Oh I have to go tell Jagger you're here. Are Alexander and Raven with you??
Laura: No, there on a double date with Matt and Becky.
Luma: Cool, let's go.
-They all go to the back room.-
Back Room
Jagger: Like I was telling you. I plan to get REVENGE.
James: I have some plans of my own.
Jagger: ??
James: HUNTING! –Overexcited-
Jagger: Who?
James: Not who, what! I plan to find the perfect LEATHER JACKET! I'll kill who ever is wearing it!
Jagger: Leather jacket?
James: YES! Every time I go hunting my jacket gets destroyed and I'm left topless. –Not like that is a bad thing XD!-
Jagger: Ok…..
James: So what kind of revenge are you planning? Maybe I can be of assistance.
Jagger: Well I'm gonna make Alexander wear a PINK tutu and take a PAINTING so his love and the rest of the underworld will laugh! MWAHAHAHAHA!
James: Why…?
Jagger: He left my sister at the alter.
James: just like The
Runaway Bride. –Nods his head.-
Jagger: I actually plan to do
something worse, much more EVIL, but I'm GROUNDED so I can only do
MINOR revenge right now.
James: So why are you friends with the human?
Jagger: I don't know…we met & we became friends. It's not something you explain…we get along.
James: So your using her.
Jagger: No! She is my friend! You know someone you hang out with, share secrets, plot revenge with, and make a fool of yourself with.
James: I don't understand.
Jagger: But you have two friends.
James: Are you referring to Laurent and Victoria?
Jagger: Yes.
James; I only use them for their powers XD.
Jagger: Wow…
-The gang comes in.-
Luma: Jagger, Laura is here.
Laura: You wanted to see me?
Jagger: Yes, will you help me get revenge?
Laura: No.
Jagger: Why not?
Laura: Because I'm friends with Alexander & Raven.
Jagger: But Luma is helping me.
Luma: That's because Alexander & Raven don't like me. They didn't even meet me!
Laura: That's because your friends with Jagger.
Luma: So!
Laura: They say it makes you EVIL.
Luma: What!
Laura: You heard me.
Luma: This is war.
Jagger: What's happening?
Laura: Were gonna have a PRANK WAR!
Luma: I agree!
Laura: Will need teams.
Luma: I get Jagger, James, & Victoria.
Laura: I get Alexander, Raven, & Laurent.
Laurent: Wait a minute! There is no way I'm going against James!
Laura: Fine you're on their team, but that means I get the Cullens.
Luma: No fair!
Laura: It is fair, they are a family.
Luma: Then I get Trevor the loser, Luna, Valentine, & Riley.
James: Who is Riley?
Victoria: NO ONE! He is NOT on our team!
Luma: Ok….then Alice can't participate.
Laura: Why not?
Luma: It won't be fair, she can see into the future.
Laura: Fine, she can referee.
Laura & Luma: -Shake hands- We have an accord.
Laura: What will the prize be?
James: A leather JACKET!
Luma: Ok…then losers have to cosplay as ompa lompas and dance with MELLO!
Laura: Ok!
-They both clandestinely want to lose XD Laura leaves to tell her comrades about the tournament & somehow break the news to Alice that she can't participate in the competition although she probably all ready knows.-
Luma: Yay are team rocks except for stupid Trevor. Hey Jagger can we go to a cemetery?
Jagger: Why?
Luma: So you can turn me!
Jagger: No, later.
Luma: That's not fair! Why does Trevor get to be turned & not me!
Jagger: Luna turned him??
Luma: Not yet.
Jagger: When Luna turns Trevor I'll turn you.
Luma: What if she never turns him.
Jagger: Ok, by your next b-day latest! Ok?
Luma: Deal!
James: Why do you want to be one of us so bad?
Luma: Why do you want a leather jacket?
James: 2 Shay.
Victoria: So were gonna prank them?
Laurent: Guess so.
Jagger: So, let's call Luna, Valentine, & Trevor so they can plan with us.
Luma: Already did -She yawns- you know what I'm gonna go to sleep sooo you guys can fill me in on the details later.-She falls asleep on the couch.-
Victoria: She gets into this mess and we have to do all the planning.
James: That's ok!
Victoria: Your excited about that leather jacket aren't you.
James: YES!
Laurent: I can't believe I'm afraid of this guy.
Jagger: So guys, what are we gonna do?
-3 People walk in.-
Luna: I've got an idea.