Ok, first time on Fanfiction. So, hi! It's Ashley! So thus was one of my first durables so be nice! :T anyway, I don't own ROTG or any of the characters (you guys prob know that already, but I don't need to get sued!) So anyway please enjoy! :D

Pitch backed away from the advancing guardians. Ashley, the newest one, stared at him menacingly and Jack laughed. "There's no where to hide now, pitch." He suddenly got a wicked smile on his face and melted into the shadows. Ashley heaved a sigh and gritted her teeth. "You had to say that again, didn't you?" She mumbled. Silently, pitch came up from behind Jack (like last time) and raised his scythe. Ashley was about to yell for him to get out of the way when he muttered something about stupid nightmares and stupid Pitch as he grabbed the handle of the scythe, swinging Pitch back and forth on his own weapon. He finally slammed Pitch into the wall and Ashley strode up to him, a replica water scythe in her hands. "Please." Pitch said pathetically. "W-water cannot hurt me." She raised an eyebrow as Jack touched it and it turned solid ice. "Let's test that theory."

Pitch groaned and woke up to the dizzying light, only to find the Easter Bunny smirking at him. North smiled. "Good! He is awake!" He bellowed. Ashley stifled a laugh and high-fived Jack. Sandy wagged his finger. Pitch tried to move, only to find that he was bounded to a rock. In sunlight. "No where to hide this time, mate." Bunny taunted. Pitch struggled. And also failed. North suddenly whistled and pitch turned to the horror of hundred of elves… with paintbrushes. He turned back to the guardians and saw all of them with this brushes too. "This is going to be fun." Jack said. The elves dipped paint in the brushes and began to draw over Pitch, amid his threats and screeches. Ashley drew a mustache on him. Jack took a bucket, filled it with rainbow paint, and promptly dyed his clothes pink. "What do you think you're doing!" Pitch roared. "I am the nightmare king, and I-"
"Am covered in rainbow paint."
Sandman tapped him on the shoulder and pitch turned his head. "Oh no..." Sandman grinned and flipped the on switch. Glitter flew everywhere and all over pitch covering him in the most horrifyingly atrocious neon sparkles and glitter. (And Bunnymund was horrified a bit too-realizing that there were sparkles in his Warren) By the time he finished glitter-fying him, tooth fairy placed a little bejewelled tiara on his head. "And the finishing touch," Ashley said. "Unicorn!" Pitch was horrified. "What have you done to my beautiful nightmares!" He cried. Jack shrugged and gave Ashley a pat on the back. "All I remember is giving her a bucket of paint and a brush with a complete makeup set and some dream dust." She grinned "I guess she had an idea"
Pitch groaned through his sparkly mouth. "And I was starting to like ponies!"
"We'll what do you think of them now?"
"Go suck an egg, rabbit."
Bunny threw more glitter on him.
"What was that, princess sparkle-face?"
"GO SUCK AN- ARGH! GWTH GWITTER OWTH MY MOWTH!"
Ashley laughed her head off along with Jack. She walked over to the unicorns and stroked his colorful paint. "Oh and Pitch?" He glanced fearfully at her. "I hope you like unicorns because I may or may not have used permanent hair dye and super-glued the sparkles." She said casually while smirking and checking her nails. North came back with Pitch's bags of nightmare sand. "And I may or may not have mixed kitty litter, superglue, orange and purple glitter paint and lost a sausage in there." Pitch looked horrified and Ashley and Jack began to superglue cookies to him. "What in HECK are you doing!?" Pitch screamed and struggled with his bonds until he realised what they were doing."Wait, you're letting me go?" "No you emu brain!" Said bunnymund. "We're dropping you off somewhere where there are no shadows. The elves quarters." Sandman winked at him and tooth looked very sorry. Then north grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and stuck him in the one of his nightmare-sand-mixed-with-horrifying-things sack. "Well, see you later. If you make it out of the elves!" Said jack after they tossed pitch in the portal to the else's quarters. "You'll need a lot of cookies dude!"

The elf's quarters were truly Pitch's worst nightmare. Sunlight everywhere. In each corner and crack. He also woke up to being gnawed at alive by elves trying to eat the cookies. It also didn't help that Sandy dumped a couple of cups of eggnog on him. Pitch yelped as an elf licked his arm. "I. Am. In. My. Worst. Nightmare." He screamed. "It can't get any worse!" He moaned. But, oh it did. A scream lit up on the wall and what was displayed was deathly-THE NYAN CAT. And to top it all off, the elves started to sing too. "NYAM NYAN NYAN NYAN…" chorused millions of elves and a chicken. They began to sing while stuffing their faces with cake and cookies. All the while, the guardians gathered in a one-way hidden glass window while Jack and Ashley took pictures. "This is SO going on YouTube."

So yeah… hope you people's liked it!

~Ash